Good morning everyone, welcome to the Week 12 Pot Cakes Dynasty League Recap. What a week, full week. It was Thursday through Tuesday. We have special release dates for this recap, tonight, and the Week 13 Preview will be tomorrow. The final week, we have a recap, look at Dr. Tilt, playoff odds, and we finish with the final? Final regular season power rankings?
We are going to stay with the quick format, one good, one bad, and one surprising.
Co-Game of the Week.
Teach tore up PeePaw.
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The king of pop sang two songs about the Games of the Week. One was a Thriller, the other was Bad. This one was Bad. Teach had a good wek out of Aaron Rodgers against a tough Chicago secondary putting up 38. Teach should be in detention for starting Tony Pollard over Latavius Murray. The surprising thing the 50 burg from Tyreek Hill. PeePaw had a nice week out of his young WRs A.J. Brown and Justin Jefferson, 25 and 22 points a piece. The bad thing was deciding to play Kendall Hinton, what a bone headed move by PeePaw, something he decided all on his own I’m sure. The surprising thing is Jared Goff only putting up 7 points, what a bad week for a guy that just put up 37 points. Teach tore it up, winning 171.95 to 105.33. This put a huge wrench in PeePaw’s playoff hopes.
Co-Game of the Week.
Pistol bested Bottom Bunk.
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This was the real game of the week, an absolute Thriller. Pistol had a good week out of Broadway Bob adding 15.2 points. Kyler Murray finally had a bad week only adding 12 to the box score. Surprisingly, David Montgomery added a Jumpman to the scoring and was enough to put him over the edge. Bottom Bunk bottomed out. Watson gave him a great 46 points. Bad news in the RB department, Malcolm Brown had 1 point, McKissic added 3.7, and bell cow Dalvin Cook was dinged up and added 8.2 points. The surprising thing, well not much surprising here actually, it is surprising how B.B. is in the playoff picture without any real starters on his team. Pistol powers through and keeps his playoff hopes alive 109.5 to 104.8.
Daddy Wombat battled Bruce.
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Daddy Wombat the best team in the league played Bruce the bottom team. This matchup was not surprising at all. Daddy Wombat had a good showing from Will Fuller adding 32 points. The bad thing is Todd Gurley was out and added 0 points. The surprising thing was the PED suspension of Will Fuller that now puts Daddy Wombats championship hopes in question. Bruce had a good run with Frank Gore, adding 10 points. Bad news is Zeke is still struggling, only adding 2.4 points. What is surprising is that Bruce had such a bad week from Leonard Fournette, in a game where Tampa was down he still only had 3 receptions. What is more surprising is that Fournette caught all three passes. Daddy Wombat wins 110.6 to 91.65. Bruce is practically guaranteed the #1 pick, Daddy Wombat is guaranteed the #1 seed.
Batman took on Touchdown Guy.
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This game was over before it started. The good thing about Batman was Nelson Agholor adding 7.9 points. The bad thing was no one scored 10 points for Batman. The surprising thing was not playing Juju, Bob Woods, or Ronny Jones. It would not have mattered as Touchdown Guy is almost a lock for the playoffs. D-Train is good late in the year adding 37.5 points. The bad thing is MVS, Packers fans know, he added 0 points. The surprising thing is Tim Patrick adding 0 points, he is the surest thing for the Broncos receivers, and if Denver has a QB Timmy P will produce. TDG wins 127.35.
Trashman tackled CrossFit.
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Is Trashman back? CrossFit collapsing? Trashman had a good week out of the Cleveland Browns, Chubb added 25 and Landry added 24. The bad thing is Aaron Jones, he was under 10 points for the first time this year. The surprising thing was A. Rob going off even with Mitch at QB. CrossFit had a good week, but it was not good enough. Amari Cooper is good with Andy Dalton, adding 20 points. The bad thing was Cooper Kupp only adding 5 points. The surprising thing is how good Wayne Gallman has been, he put up a sweet sixteen. Trashman pulled through and won 158.05 to 136.65.
JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons mangles Mush’s Mongrels.
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A lot of people wanted JonnyDIII to win this week. He did not disappoint. JD3 had a big week from Patty Mahomes, Richard Petty numbers. The bad thing was Mikey Pittman had a rookie week with 3 points. The surprising thing was Kenny Drake, sheech, 22 points, is he the real deal? Mush was in need of a win. Mush had a great start to the week, Antonio Gibby put up 34 points and Jimmy Rob added 24 points. The bad thing was Dionte Johnson having only 8 of 15 projected points. This left him 2 points short. The surprising thing is how inconsistent Josh Jacobs is, he only had 4 points. JonnyDIII pulled through with a big win 141.7 to 139.95.
Now we have some pick recap.
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Dr. Tilt’s Week 12 Prescription
Giants -5.5 @ Bengals
Nope.
Vikings -3.5 @ Carolina
Nope.
Chargers @ Bills Over 52.5
Nope.
It was another tough 0-3 week for the Doc. But this weeks Oh-Fer was more misfortune than bad picks. The Vikings managed to turn the ball over for touchdowns on back to back plays, only to still come back and win 28-27. The Bills and Chargers over came up short due to some awful coaching by Anthony Lynn and the gun-slinging QBs turning the ball over a bit too much. And then Danny Dimes ended up getting hurt for the Giants as the cherry on top of another rough week.
The Doc promises to be back on the winning side in Week 13. Stay tuned for tomorrow’s preview where the winners will be back.
Last Week: 0-3
Season Record: 20-16-1
Tough week for Dr. Tilt.
Now the Playoff Pictures.
Eliminated: Bruce, JonnyDIII, Batman, Trashman.
Playoff Bound: Daddy Wombat and Teach
Everyone else is up in the air.
#1 Daddy Wombat 10-2
Daddy Wombat LOCKED up the 1 seed and more importantly a round 1 bye.
#2 Teach 8-4
Teach is a lock for the playoffs and could help out the 7 and 8 seeds by beating Bottom Bunk this week. Teach wins this week, he gets the bye. If he loses and CrossFit and/or Touchdown Guy wins he drops behind them. Worst I see Teach dropping is to the 4 seed. In playoffs 100%.
#3 CrossFit 7-5
CrossFit controls his own fate, sort of. If he wins he stays as the 3 seed. If he wins and Teach loses he gets a bye. If he loses, he would have to lose and score negative points essentially as he has a comfortable lead on everyone. CrossFits worst scenario is losing and Mush, Bottom Bunk, and Touchdown Guy all winning. Then CrossFit falls all the way down to 6. CrossFit has a 99% chance of making the playoffs.
#4 Touchdown Guy 7-5
Touchdown Guy has a tough matchup against Daddy Wombat. Touchdown Guy loses he would need Mush to win, Bottom Bunk to win, Pistol to Win or PeePaw to win in such a great amount that he falls out of the playoffs. Not likely. Touchdown Guy wins and he just has to see how Teach and CrossFit fair, Teach loses he jumps him, same with CrossFit, win from either they stay above. He is almost a lock for the playoffs coming in at 98%.
#5 Bottom Bunk 7-5
Bottom Bunk has a tough matchup, playing a playoff team before the playoffs. B.B. wins to get in. B.B. loses and PeePaw wins, he might be out, it will come down to scoring. Same with Pistol, but Pistol needs 30 points. B.B. has a 51% chance of making the playoffs.
#6 Mush 7-5
Mush has the most favorable schedule. He has Batman this week. Mush wins he’s in. Mush loses he’s out, it’s that simple. Well if he loses and PeePaw or Pistol win, he’s out. Mush can move up with a win and a loss by B.B., TDG, and CrossFit, he wins they lose his record jumps them. Mush has a 50% chance to make it
#7 PeePaw 6-6
PeePaw has a nice matchup to hopefully sneak into the playoffs. Trashman is coming off of a big win, but will it last? PeePaw needs either Bottom Bunk or Mush to lose and for him to win. PeePaw loses he’s out. There is a crazy situation where if PeePaw wins and scores a ton, I mean like 200 points, and CrossFit or TDG lose and put up negative points, then maybe PeePaw sneaks in over one of them. PeePaw is in a must win situation. I give him a 33% chance of making the playoffs.
#8 Pistol 6-6
What a win for Pistol, he has CrossFit this week. Tough to win, especially when CrossFit is looking at that first round bye potentially. Pistol needs the same thing as PeePaw to happen, but he also has to deal with PeePaw. Pistol needs loses from two of these teams, Bottom Bunk, Mush, or PeePaw. He also can include those crazy high score low score situations like PeePaw, but again, he would need two teams above him to lose. Pistol needs points too, to get past Bottom Bunk. Pistols best chance is winning and Mush losing and PeePaw losing. Pistol has a 10% chance of making the playoffs.
For the remaining seeding, Trashman has a distant chance at getting the consolation bracket bye week. He would need a win and points on Pistol or PeePaw in a loss. That is his only chance. JonnyDIII could get a more favorable matchup if he wins and Trashman loses. Batman is going to be the 11 seed unless he wins and outscores JD3 by a lot and JD3 loses. Bruce has a slim chance of winning and outscoring Batman who has to lose by 41 points. The consolation bracket is pretty much set, except for who gets the bye week.
The last power rankings, is it a prediction into the playoff picture?
I think things stay the same, but PeePaw and Bottom Bunk swap spots.
That does it for Week 12. I will see you tomorrow for the final regular season preview. Until then, enjoy yourself, and I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.
Let’s Go!
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