Good morning everyone, we have the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Week 5 Recap. Oh baby the keys are flowing on this new comp. We dropping the post tonight, the keys so silky smooth under my fingertips. I might type all day. Or maybe, just maybe, I lost and am so angry I want to get this over with quick. Let’s dive into the Game of the Week.
Mush’s Mongrels v. Touchdown Guy
v.
Some dudes just built different. One of those dudes is Josh Allen and how tall he is. Derrick Henry gave TDG 31 points, James Conner found the zone to get 10, and Saquon is hurt, adding 1 point. The Mikes, Evans and Williams combined for 58 points. However, if Hollywood put on a show Monday night, then Mush has a shot. AB had 28. Then Mush had everyone play pretty well, Gibby 20, Jacobs, Deebo, and Diontae all had 14 a pop. Hollywood ended with 29, but it was not enough. Touchdown Guy with the big DUB 196.25 to 176.35.
Bruce v. CrossFit
v.
Bruce wants this so bad. This could be a worst to first situation. Zeke did his best Jeff Gordon impression running laps around the Giants, adding 24. Fournette put up 19, and Najee had a 9 + 10. Bruce also was blessed with a sweet 16 from his kicker. CrossFit is down so bad. CMC out, Brady on his bench, and his team let him down. Ekeler had 30, Amari Cooper Kupp each had 13. The problem was Tyler Lockett and Robbie Anderson only combining for 12. CrossFit suffered his first loss, Bruce wins 185.25 to 142.38.
JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons v. Pistol
v.
Coming off of a Co-Game of the Week, JD3 was in a classic letdown spot. It happened. I am smashing Eagles’ cds, play Miles Sanders, he had 7 points. Brandin Cooks got shut down by the Pats, I knew this would happen, still went with it, still wouldn’t have mattered. Ja’Marr Chase, very good with 25, his trade value probably goes up. Pistol popped off with his Rookies this weekend. Pistol is familiar with crossing the pond and it looks like his players are too. Pitts put up 22, Carter added 13, Sutton got a late score for 21, and Toney put up 24. What is going on? All of these guys put up season highs. As did Pistol. Pistol wins and his draft stock does not, 167.55 to 119.
PeePaw v. Daddy Wombat
v.
PeePaw snuck into the playoffs last year after a slow start. This year he wants to see if he can get off to an even slower start. PeePaw had a week for Davante Adams for 32 points. CeeDee Lamb had 18 and Justin Jefferson had 16. Sammy Slings was more like Sammy Stinks with 12. The remaining RBs and WRs all had under 10 points each. Big time not good. D.W. lost Russ. Kamara, Metcalf, and Claypool all pulled off insane games. Kamara 30, Metcalf 24, and Claypool 21. Rondale Moore and D-Hop shared the field and combined for 31. It might be time to call blouses on PeePaw’s playoff hopes. Daddy Wombat wins 162.88 to 125.45.
Bottom Bunk v. Batman
v.
Bottom Bunk hates scoring points. Darrell Henderson put up a sweet sixteen to start on Thursday. Hendy was B.B.’s lead dog. That’s bad. Edmonds and McKissic had 4 points combined. Corey Davis had 6.5. Not good. Batman didn’t need much to win this week. Gaskin when ham for 27 points. Everyone else was solid. Swift 19, Chuba 16, Deonte Harris 14, DeVonta Smith 11. It was enough although you would like to see more out of Waller and Shenault. Oh, and Lamar put up 58 points to almost outscore Bottom Bunk on his own. Not every day you see a guy get doubled up, but if there was one guy that it would happen to, it’s B.B. Batman wins 180.08 to 72.6.
Teach v. Trashman
v.
This is one of those games that if you have the tape you just throw it away. Teach had Rodgers with 30, Tony Pollard with a dozen, and Mason Crosby with 15. The others were under double digits. Trashman had Chubb with 23, Patterson with 16, and Aaron Jones with 13. The rest were under double digits (INCLUDING DANNY DIMES). Kenny G had no points. This was the worst game. I wish neither team won. However, Trashman with the late night heroics of Mark Andrews and his 36 points, Trashman wins it 118.36 to 99.62.
Condensed prediction results: Hendy, Fournette, and Emmanuel Sanders all were a hit, but I was off on Kenny G (injury but I’m still wrong). I was right on keeping Saquon and Ridley (injury and personal reason) was right about Gaskin as the RB, but as a pass catching option Gaskin absolutely ruined my take. Tyreek Hill was alright, so I would say it’s a push push.
Now let’s look at Dr. Tilt.
Dr. Tilt Week 5 Picks
Again ***Please check your local, county, state, country, gaming, and other laws to see if gambling is allowed and available near you.
Dr. Tilt. has his prescription for the week.
Titans -4 @ Jaguars
BANG!
Eagles @ Panthers Under 45
BANG!
Dolphins @ Buccaneers -10
BANG!
Dr. Tilt 3-0 Week 5, 6-9 (nice) on the season.
We all got loses, but we don’t all have wins. Next week maybe PeePaw gets a win? We also have two teams that failed to score 100 points. That is not great, I mean it is bad. Like blow up the team bad. I mean how do you look at yourself in the mirror bad. Wednesday we will take a peek at the preview, Dr. Tilt, and updated power rankings. The Power Rankings will be all over, this week was crazy. I know that I would not want to check it out if my team put up under a hundo. Until then, I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.
Let’s Go!
JonnyDIII
DIII Digest 