Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Week 13 Preview. We have two weeks left. We have 4 playoff spots left. We have 4 teams that are locked in or out. Let’s dive into who all those teams are. We first look at our Game of the Week, Dr. Tilt, and then a deep dive into the playoff picture.
Game of the Week.
PeePaw v. Mush’s Mongrels
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This is the juiciest matchup of the week. PeePaw lost Cook, but he has Monty. PeePaw needs Lamb, AB, and Aiyuk to be back back. Mush is looking to seal the deal, he is on the cusp of playoff birth. Mush needs Hendy to be healthy, Clyde needs to be back too. Mush is rocking both tight ends this week, that way he won’t miss the TE big week. Gibby had a big week and Diontae needs another solid week. This is really a must win for both teams. A win puts Mush in the driver’s seat. A win for PeePaw keeps his hopes alive. Mush is a 0.03 point favorite, I think PeePaw keeps it alive one more week.
Bruce v. Teach
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Bruce has his backs, Najee, Fournette, and JT. He needs some help from Godwin, Renfrow, and Bateman to get this win. Bruce does not need this. But Bruce could spoil Teach’s parade. Teach is needs a big week out of Mixon again. Mixon must be the lead back in this matchup. D.J. Moore, Tyreek Hill, and Waddle all must have big weeks. Teach is close to getting in. He is in 6th place right now. He has to play the second best team in the league. Bruce is a 14 point favorite, I think he gets it done because Teach is missing his QB.
Pistol v. CrossFit
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This one is over. Pistol has tanked. CrossFit is a 40 point favorite. CrossFit should have Murray back, add on Sutton, Gage, and Pitts. That’s all Pistol has. CrossFit lost CMC. CrossFit has Ekeler and Freeman. So he has some RBs. He also has Ertz and Kelce. Add those tight ends to Lockett and Kupp, it’s over. CrossFit wins this one.
Batman v. Daddy Wombat
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Batman is in need of a win. He is in 7th place. D.W. is out. D.W. has nothing left. Batman is likely missing D’Andre Swift. He has Gaskin and Mitchell. His best WR is DeVonta Smith. D.W. needs Kamara and James Rob. He has Metcalf, Jeudy, and Claypool. D.W. has not put it together, this has been a bad season. If I’m not mistaken D.W. was a pre-season bottom three team, that is where they are ending up. Batman is a 20 point favorite.
Trashman v. Touchdown Guy
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TDG is a 40 point fave. Trashman is going to have to do some careful maneuvering to avoid a taxi violation. Trashman has Cordarrelle, Kenny G, A-Rob, and Mark Andrews. TDG has the tall Josh Allen, James Conner, Josh Jacobs, Saquon, Melly, Thielen Evans, and Kittle. What a hot team. TDG is the #1 seed and looking to repeat. TDG wins with ease.
JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons v. Bottom Bunk
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JD3 has the recievers, Diggs, Mooney, Chase, Allen, McLaurin, Pittman, and Cooks. He cannot start them all. The RBs are bad. He has Sing and Sony. Sony may be a great start if Hendy is out. B.B. has absolutely nothing. There is no way JD3 loses as a 45 point favorite.
Now let’s look at Dr. Tilt.
Dr. Tilt Week 13 Picks.
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Dr. Tilt’s Week 13 Prescription
Ravens @ Steelers +4.5
Giants @ Dolphins -4.5
Chargers @ Bengals Over 50.5
Dr. Tilt is 14-22 on the season.
Now for the Playoff Picture. The Playoff picture is also the reverse order of the Power Rankings.
Out of Playoffs.
Bottom Bunk – 2-10
Options: Bottom Bunk is out of the playoffs.
Daddy Wombat – 3-9
Options: Daddy Wombat is out of the playoffs.
Maybe Playoff Hopes.
Pistol – 5-7 – Plays CrossFit and Trashman
Options: Pistol must win one game. He would then need Mush/Teach/Batman/Trashman to lose out. PeePaw would also need to lose at least one game. Pistol must outscore these teams by the following, Mush by 292 points, Teach by 226 points, Batman by 102 points, Pistol has the points on Trashman, and PeePaw by 48 points.
Pistol can also win out and allow Mush/Teach/Batman/Trashman to win one game, PeePaw can then win out. If Pistol loses and any two of Mush/Teach/Batman/Trashman plus Trashman needs points win then it’s over for Pistol and/or if PeePaw wins out. Add the points to it as well.
PeePaw – 5-7 – Plays Mush and Teach
Options: Options: PeePaw must win one game. He would then need Mush/Teach/Batman/Trashman to lose out. Pistol would also need to lose at least one game. PeePaw must outscore these teams by the following, Mush by 245 points, Teach by 180 points, Batman by 55 points, Pistol has the points on Trashman, and PeePaw by 48 points.
PeePaw can also win out and allow Mush/Teach/Batman/Trashman to win one game, Pistol can then win out. If PeePaw loses and any two of Mush/Teach/Batman/Trashman plus Trashman needs points win then it’s over for PeePaw and/or if Pistol wins out. Add the points to it as well.
PeePaw is in a good spot. He plays Mush, if he wins he puts himself right in it. If he loses it , it’s going to be tough. Mush is someone that can lose out and open that spot for PeePaw. Mush would have to lose to B.B. and B.B. would lose to the free agents out there right now.
Trashman – 6-6 – Plays Touchdown Guy then Pistol
Options: Win out and outscore Teach and Batman, 291 points should do that. If Trashman wins out and Teach and Batman both lose a game, he’s in.
Win 1 and Lose 1. Batman and Teach would have to match, same points above. He could also lose out, would need PeePaw and Pistol to lose 1 as well. Would need Batman and Teach to also lose out, and Trashman would need the 291 points.
Batman – 6-6 – Plays Daddy Wombat then Pistol
Options: This is the same as Trashman, except he only needs 125 points to beat out Teach.
Currently in Playoffs:
Teach – 6-6 – Plays Bruce then PeePaw
Teach just has to match Batman and Trashman, but keep his point lead.
Options:
Mush – 6-6 – Plays PeePaw then Bottom Bunk
Options: Mush has everything going for him. The same as Teach, except he has more points.
JonnyDIII – 7-5 – Plays Bottom Bunk then Bruce
Options: Win and any two Mush/Trashman/Batman/Teach lose. Win out. Win and Lose, and Mush/Trashman/Batman/Teach win out. Trashman and Batman would need points to bump JD3.
If JD3 loses out then Pistol and PeePaw could win out but would also need points. If Pistol or PeePaw do that, then you only need two or three of the following. If they don’t win out then you need all four of the following. Mush/Trashman/Batman/Teach to win out. Or Mush/Trashman/Batman/Teach win one and Trashman and Batman would need the points.
CrossFit – 8-4 – Plays Pistol then Batman
Options: Same as JD3, except CrossFit has points on everyone.
In the Playoffs.
Bruce – 9-3 – Plays Teach then JonnyDIII
Options: In the playoffs.
Touchdown Guy – 9-3 – Plays Trashman then Daddy Wombat
Options: In the playoffs.
Well well well, that does it for this weeks preview. We have two weeks left. The final push. It is make it or break it time. I cannot stress enough how big of a week this is. Best of luck to you as you approach the playoffs. I will see you all next week. Until then, I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.
Let’s go!
JonnyDIII
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