Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Week 13 Recap. Not really in a chipper mood right now. I don’t really want to talk about it. Girl troubles, fantasy loss, aging, dieting, coming up with gifts, I have a lot going on right now. Mainly, I want to avoid covering the last game but we have to get into it. We go through the high scroring game of the week, matchups, and is Dr. Tilt back? Let’s look at the game of the week.
Game of the Week.
PeePaw v. Mush’s Mongrels
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This was biggest playoff implications game this weekend and it did not disappoint (unless you are the team that lost). Points, points, and more points. The big guns showed out in this matchup. PeePaw needing a win to keep the dream alive. Justin Jefferson took over without Theilen and added 30 points, Monty ended with 24, and CeeDee Lamb had 19 points. Mush started Hendy. Big mistake, imagine starting a Rams RB that doesn’t play. If a Rams RB is the team’s RB1 that day, it is a must play. Mush got his points elsewhere, Diontae had 26, Javonte matched, Gibby added 19, and Gallup put up a dozen. Mush entered Monday Night’s game with an 11 point lead, Mush has Knox and PeePaw is all about that Bass and we’ve seen stranger things happen (what a forced reference) could Mush pull it off? Mush edges out PeePaw 159.75 to 147.97, and virtually locks in a playoff spot.
Bruce v. Teach
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Teach is sitting on the edge of the playoffs. He entered the week as the 6 seed. Would Teach pull it off or would Bruce do his best Johnny Appleseed impersonation and plant Teach into the ground (another forced reference this is fun for me). Bruce started out hot with 5 points from Zeke. Luckily Bruce has JT who put up 24, Fournette who added 18, and Najee who had a baker’s dozen. Bruce saw production from some pass catchers as well. Godwin has 22, Renfrow added 15, and Robert Gronkowki added 19 points. Teach had his work cut out for him. Teach put his playoff hopes on the line with Tyrod Taylor this weekend. Goff, Taysom, and even Andy Dalton destroyed Taylor’s 2 points. Pollard had 15, Tee Higgins added 24, Van Jefferson had 13, Hock had 13, and Jaylen Waddle, one of the two rookie WRs that has more points since Week 7 than Ja’Marr Chase, ended the day with 15 points. Bruce wins handedly due to the QB issues. Bruce 161.7 to 110.81.
Pistol v. CrossFit
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Pistol is done. CrossFit is looking at a potential bye. Pistol saw 16 from Gage and 10 from Hines. CrossFit needed points to hopefully beat out Bruce for that #2 seed. He will need one of the greatest performances in the PCDL (which he has done before Bruce so I’d be sweating next week, wait JD3 plays him next week, I a close personal friend am now conflicted, please pull your guys next week Bruce) to get into the mix. CrossFit did not get it done this week, big picture wise. Brady has 44 points, Freeman had 18, Ekeler had 15, Kupp had 22 and Lockett added 16. CrossFit wins 143.9 to 85.5.
Batman v. Daddy Wombat
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Batman is still in the hunt. He had 21 points from Deonte Harris the wide receiver for the New Orleans Saints. Elijah Mitchell added 16 points as well. It was an ok week across the board for Batman, but would it be enough to upend Daddy Wombat and their 5 game losing streak? No? I guess, phrasing suggests Batman did not upend their losing streak, he continued it. Daddy Wombat saw 10 points from DeAndre Hopkins. D.W.’s second leading scorer on the week was their kicker, Russ, Kicker, and D-Hop, the rest of the team stunk. Batman wins 107.85 to 98.89.
Trashman v. Touchdown Guy
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Trashman had 11 from Cordarrelle Patterson. Touchdown Guy just has to match Bruce next week and he has the #1 seed. James Conner had 18, Barkley had 10, Josh Jacobs had a solid performance with 19, the Mikes added 26, and where have you been all my life (out with injury) George Kittle piled on 34 points. TDG wins 140.93 to 72.3.
JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons v. Bottom Bunk
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JD3 has had some of PeePaw’s early season luck at the end of the year. Guys are just going off against him. JD3 had 20 from Keenan Allen, 15 from Miles Sanders, 14 from Pittman, and 12 points from Logan Thomas. Logan Thomas is likely to miss the remainder of the year. Bottom Bunk decided to score over 100 points this weekend. Dallas Goedert had 25 points, Mattison added 20, and some other guys just put up solid numbers. It would all come down to Monday Night. JD3 having Diggs and Singletary, B.B. having Kendrick Bourne and a 12.4 point lead. Diggs and Sing combined for 10 and Bourne got 0.3 in his revenge. B.B. wins 116.8 to 114.8. Official announcement, B.B. moves from #12 in the power rankings to #10, with Trashman and D.W. both being behind him. Where? Not important. B.B. got his win and is looking to keep momentum going into the consolation bracket.
I was able to catch up with Bottom Bunk. I asked him how he felt heading into the matchup this week. B.B. said “Joyful Demons the most overrated team out there, I knew I was going to win.” Quite the quote, quite the performance.
Now let’s dive into Dr. Tilt.
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Dr. Tilt’s Week 13 Prescription
Ravens @ Steelers +4.5
BANG!
Giants @ Dolphins -4.5
BANG!
Chargers @ Bengals Over 50.5
BANG!
Dr. Tilt went 3-0 on the week and is 17-22 on the season.
What a weekend. Tomorrow we will look into the final week for fantasy football regular season for the Pot Cakes Dynasty League. We are fighting over two spots and some seeding. We will dive into all of that next week. I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow and that you sneak into the playoffs (like I’m hoping to do).
Let’s Go!
JonnyDIII
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