Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Week 14 Recap. The fantasy regular season is over. We had 5 teams competing for 2 spots. See who is in and who is out. We check in with Dr. Tilt and give a brief playoff predictions. Let’s dive into the game of the week.
Game of the Week
Trashman v. Pistol
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Trashman needed a win to stay alive, he got it. Start of the week Rashaad Penny put up 26 points. Aaron Jones had few touches but ended with 20. Patterson, Landry, Raymond all got into the double digits. Mark Andrews had a big day despite losing his franchise QB early, MJ for Andrews. Trashman won, giving himself a bye in the consolation. Pistol’s fate was on the line here. He loses and he stays behind PeePaw for the 3rd pick. Pistol got it done. Allen Lazard had 18 and Brevin Jordan had 10. Trashman wins 135.85 to 91.89.
Bottom Bunk v. Mush’s Mongrels
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Bottom Bunk controlled his fate here. Needing a loss and to score not more than 12 points than D.W. to keep 1.01. B.B. got it done. B.B. saw 0 points from Sammy Watkins, 0 points from his last minute pickup Austin Walter, 2 points from Alex Collins, and 2.7 points from Alexander Mattison. Mush saw big weeks from a few guys, Knox with 15, Palmer with 15, Deebo with 12, OBJ with 16, Clyde with 17, and Javonte had 20. Mush wins 157.35 to 98.4. B.B. finishes in dead last.
Teach v. PeePaw
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Teach needed to win PLUS a loss. Teach had a solid week. Tee Higgins had 14, Van Jefferson matched, A.J. Green too, D.J. Moore added 11, and Marvin Jones had 10. PeePaw turned into a buzz saw again to close out the season. Even pulling a 13 point starter last minute did not change the outcome. Dalvin and Justin Jefferson combined for 51 points on Thursday night. Davante would cap it off Sunday night with 29. In between, Monty and CeeDee had 11 a piece, and Brandon Aiyuk had a sweet 16. It was not sweet for Teach as PeePaw wins 180.55 to 144.07. The only good news for Teach is he is guaranteed an extra pick as he will have a bye in the consolation bracket. We may see this same matchup in three weeks.
Touchdown Guy v. Daddy Wombat
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TDG would love to have this in two weeks. Melly put up MJ and was not lead dog for skill guys. George Kittle tasted the rainbow and added 27 points and was still not lead dog. Saquon had 17, Mike Evans had 18, St. Brown had 11, and James Conner, a man who has been traded two times in this league, had 29 points. D.W. scored 100 points and was doubled up. Kamara had 22 and Claypool had 13 points but did not cost D.W. the game like he did to his own team on Thursday. TDG wins 205.9 to 101.6. D.W. saw 0.4 points from James Robinson, the pick traded for James Rob is the 1.02 and belongs to Pistol.
CrossFit v. Batman
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We did not see history this week. CrossFit will lose in the playoffs due to his inability to predict the correct quarter back. Dak was bad, Brady was good, Dak started. Amari Cooper Kupp combined for 37, Lockett found it again for 24, and Ekeler added 15 points. CrossFit secured the 3 seed. Batman had the worst week performance of any team ever in the history of the PCDL. Lamar went down early and ended with 1.75 points, Ronald Jones had 0.8 points, Zay Jones had 3, MVS had 3.5, Foster Moreau had 2.8, and Olamide Zaccheaus registered no points. Batman’s lead scorer and only person to reach double digits was Matt Gay. CrossFit wins 143.55 to 54.75. Batman will face CrossFit again this week.
JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons v. Bruce
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JonnyDIII saw Thursday night and put his feet up. JD3 is in. Hunt was hurt and is a move that may haunt JD3’s season. The one big move did not work at all due to injury. Ja’Marr Chase had 22 points. Bruce ran it back. Late game heroics for Osborn pushed his team in the right direction. Najee had 24, Fournette had 21, Renfrow had 22, and Godwin and Osborn each had 15. Bruce wins 176 to 113.5. Bruce secured his first round bye. Bruce finished last season as the worst team, he now has a first round by in the playoffs. Truly a remarkable turnaround.
Now let’s dive into Dr. Tilt.
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Dr. Tilt’s Week 14 Prescription
49ers +1 @ Bengals
BANG!
Lions @ Broncos under 42
Nope.
Falcons +2.5 @ Panthers
BANG!
Bonus
Bears @ Packers Over 43
BANG!
Dr. Tilt is 20-23 on the regular season. Dr. Tilt has three weeks to get even.
Let’s dive right into who is in and who is out.
Playoffs
1st Round Bye Touchdown Guy and Bruce
First Round Matchups CrossFit v. Batman and Mush’s Mongrels v. JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons
Consolation Bracket
1st Round Bye Trashman and Teach
First Round Matchups PeePaw v. Bottom Bunk and Pistol v. Daddy Wombat
If I had to pick two teams to win it all, it’s TDG and P.P.
That does it for this week. I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow. Tomorrow for us, we are diving into the playoff matchups. This is it, this is what everyone wants, what everyone lives for. The playoffs, the offs, the big daddy dance, the soup, this is our Everest.
Let’s Go!
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