Good morning everyone, we have the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Championship Preview. We have the Championship, Third Place, Pick 1.13, and Pick 3.13 all on the line. Dr. Tilt also has a lot on the line, he has the chance to finish above 500, all he has to do is get 1 pick right to end at 500, 2 puts him over the edge. Let’s ride baby, we have our championship weekend.
Championship Game

#2 Bruce v. # 5 JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons

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Bruce finished last last year. JD3 finished second last. Now we have a chance at worst to first and second worst to second first. This of course requires JD3 to lose, JD3 don’t lose. Bruce don’t lose either. Someone has to. Bruce is likely to win in a tie due to his bench consisting of 4 QBs. Edge immediately goes to Bruce in a tie. That is not talked about enough. Now, let’s take a look at what matters. Bruce does not have Fournette. Bruce does not have Godwin. JD3 is without Miles Sanders. JD3 is without Travis Etienne. That is who we don’t have. What we do have is an epic QB showdown with Mahomes for JD3 and Burrow for Bruce. They will face each other. Backs we have JT, Zeke, Najee, and Damien Harris for backs. JD3 has Sony and Sing. Advantage Bruce. WRs we have a big swing. JD3 has Brandin Cooks, Diggs, Pittman, Keenan Allen, Mooney, and Ja’Marr Chase. Bruce has Renfrow, Boyd, Bateman, and Osborn. The week decides on running or passing. JD3 needs some air mail and Bruce needs the ground game. Tight ends we have Gronk for Bruce and Gerald Everett for JD3. Slight edge goes to Bruce. Kickers, who needs them. Bruce boasts a 10 point advantage, but that should narrow once the app adjusts the kicker scores.
Third Place Game
#1 Touchdown Guy v. #3 CrossFit

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Touchdown Guy needs this bad. He is all in and doesn’t have a first round pick for the rest of his life. CrossFit went all in for Travis Kelce. This is going to be the week to prove it. TDG has the Tall Josh Allen, CrossFit is repping Dak or Tom Brady. CrossFit must get it right this week. For RBs TDG has Saquon, Josh Jacobs, Melly, and maybe James Conner. CrossFit has Ekeler, Mike Davis, and Devonta Freeman. I mean yikes at CrossFit’s RBs. CMC is out and so is Mostert for CrossFit. TDG is missing Derrick Henry. WRs we have Thielen and St. Brown for TDG. For CrossFit he has Amari Cooper Kupp and Tyler Lockett. TE room TDG has George Kittle and CrossFit has Kelce and Ertz. This should be a good matchup. CrossFit is a 3 point favorite. It will be a close one, I am going to let it play out.
Consolation Championship for Pick 1.13 and Loser gets 2.13
#9 PeePaw v. #10 Pistol

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PeePaw is the hottest team in fantasy right now and Pistol is in the way. PeePaw will win this game and Pistol will still get a second round pick for his rebuild. PeePaw has Monty, maybe Cook, and D’Onta Foreman. WR wise he has Adams, Lamb, AB, Jefferson, and Aiyuk. Pistol has Michael Carter, A.J. Brown, Courtland Sutton, Russell Gage, Toney, and Pitts. PeePaw is a 45 point favorite. It’s not fair for Pistol but he’s just happy to be here this year and is full rebuild.
Consolation Third Place for Pick 3.13 and 4.13
#7 Trashman v. #8 Teach

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Teach got his heart ripped out last week. Trashman just didn’t start the right guys. This matchup will be close. Trashman has the exciting players in Cordarrelle Patterson, Aaron Jones, Nick Chubb, and Mark Andrews. His WRs have issues in A-Rob, Juice, and Kalif Raymond. Teach needs Mixon, Moore, Waddle, and Tee Higgins to carry his team. He has streaky players in Van Jefferson and Tony Pollard. Trashman is currently a 1 point dog. I don’t know either team deserves to win.
Now let’s dive into Dr. Tilt.
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Dr. Tilt’s Week Championship Week Prescription
Chiefs -5 @ Bengals
Broncos @ Chargers -6.5
Cardinals +5.5 @ Cowboys
Dr. Tilt is 26-24 on the year.
That does it for the Championship Week Preview. We have a lot to get into. We have Regular Season awards, Mock Drafts, and Team Deep Dives to get into. A lot to come in the next few weeks, months, who knows when but we got a lot going on. Enjoy the Championship weekend and I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.
Let’s Go!
JonnyDIII
