Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Week 4 Recap. We are not wasting time because I have a juicy write up for tomorrow. We look at the game of the week, matchups, and Dr. Tilt. Can Teach stay a 4.0?
Game of the week.
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Teach v. Batman
I was able to catch a quick word from Teach during the closing seconds of this weeks matchup, “Doubt thou the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love Romeo Doubs.” Teach was in his bag. A-Rodg was ok with a quarter, Mixon added 15, Tyreek and Waddle combined for 26, Higgins added 22, and America’s sweetheart Romeo Doubs had 11. Teach does have some homework, Tony Pollard only added a point and Freshman Treylon Burks only added 3. BUT, the story of the weekend was Jared Goff hocking it deep to T.J. Hockenson all weekend, Hock had 36 points. Batman did not disappoint either. Scotty Pippen was Robin to MJ’s Batman, and Batman did his best MJ impression by going back to back with starting a player who did not take a snap on Sunday. This weekend it was Zay Jones, while Devante Parker, who did not have to compete with Jakobi Meyers, sat on his bench with 9. Those 9 points mean something (I do not know how to make this a riddle, like the Riddler, get it? He’s Batman, Riddler from Batman, he’s a character from Batman, I’m not just stalling in hopes that you stop reading because Batman was so bad this weekend, I’m not). Batman had three players score more than 10 points this week, Lamar with 19, Chis Olave with 15, and Jahan Dotson with 12. Teach won by more than 9, 157.95 to 89.
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PeePaw v. Mush’s Mongrel’s
PeePaw has to feel happy with his team this week. He got production from almost everyone. I am being picky with Dalvin “underperforming” with 10. Herb got 31, Lamb with 19, JJ with 26, Davante with 15, and Isaiah McKenzie added 12. We saw the PeePaw of old, he’s also old, see logo. Mush is on his last leg. His whole team is available for trade. His biggest problem will be trading any of these guys. Mush is down so bad he had Mariota at the helm for 6. No better time for a breakout week for J.K. he had 20. Mike Will had 16 in hopefully his last week without Keenan. Hollywood added 18 and Corey Davis, former first round NFL Pick, added 16. Unfortunately, it looks like Mush will be without Javonte the rest of the way as he suffered a likely season ending knee injury. Best of luck to his recovery. Deebo added 21, but it was not enough. PeePaw marches on 147.64 to 124.05.
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Pistol v. Bruce
Insert poop emoji. Insert gif of old man being robbed near his car call an ambulance but not for me. Pistol is old man, Bruce is robber. Pistol is heating up. His guys just get it done. Murray had 31, Khalil Herbert had 11, Sutton had 14, Lazard with 15, and A.J. Brown added 12. Pistol may fall out of the top 3 for picks if he keeps this up. Bruce is in shambles. A historic rise from season 1 to season 2, and an absolute avalanche from season 2 to season 3. Burrow had 29 and Fournette added 15. Bruce’s TE’s not on his taxi had 9 points. His taxi tight end had 11. Tough week for Bruce, and the future is not bright. Pistol wins 111.85 to 97.9.
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Touchdown Guy v. Daddy Wombat
TDG has Tall Josh Allen with 30, D-Henry 22, Josh Jacobs with 32, Bob Woods with 11, Thielen with 11, Mike Evans with a monstrous 26, Kupp with 19, and the kicker with 17. TDG just missed 200 points. Daddy Wombat needs to trade people. Hurts had 20 and Dameon Pierce had 23. Those two should be untouchable. D.K. had 18, Jeudy had 13, and Claypool put up a goose egg. D.W. is down bad. TDG crushes D.W. 188.85 to 106.8. TDG also lead dog.
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CrossFit v. Bottom Bunk
CrossFit finally got production from his RBs. Saquon with 17, it gets better, CMC with 21, it gets better, and Austin Ekeler with 32. Lockett added 11 and Ertz put up 14. CrossFit has some heavy hitters that need to keep his team in the loop. He still has some weaknesses in WR depth that need answers, with Robbie Anderson and Amari Coopers up and down year. Bottom Bunk managed to score 100 points with Tua putting up 4 points before suffering an injury. B.B. had Jamaal Williams with 23, Breece with 15, and Pickens with 13. B.B. will need to look at the waiver wire to see who his QB will be next week. CrossFit wins 146.3 to 108.5.
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JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons v. Trashman
JD3 is incredibly thick, but he needs his stars to show up more. Miles Sanders went off for 29, Sing rose from the dead to manage 10, Chase had 10, Cooks added 15, and big Gerald Everett added 15. The good news is bench player Darnell Mooney had 11, so at least things are looking up for spot starts and hopefully Keenan comes back. Trashman had highs and lows. Richie James had -0.1 points. Rashaan Penny had 28, Chubb had 20, and Aaron Jones had 13. T-Law really lost the week with 13 points. A situation to watch is Tyler Allgeier, he had 11 points. He may be a sneaky play or at least possible future for the Falcons backfield. JD3 gets a big win 145.35 to 105.4.
Dr. Tilt Week 4 Picks.
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Dr. Tilt’s Week 4 Prescription
New York Jets @ Pittsburgh Steelers -3
Nope.
Tennessee Titans +3.5 @ Indianapolis Colts
Bang!
Buffalo Bills @ Baltimore Ravens o51.5
Nope.
Dr. Tilt Week 4: 1-2 Season: 5-7
I will see you tomorrow with an all new and beautiful power rankings. We will have a lot of shifting in these early weeks. Early reports as the #1 spot is the only spot locked in right now, everything else is up for grabs. Until next time I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow. BUT before we sign off, tomorrow will announce the biggest scandal in the history of the PCDL. This manager could not be trusted since the inception of the PCDL and only confirmed the absolute scoundrel that this manager is. Tune in to tomorrow’s article to see exactly how it went down. We have comments from multiple sources and I had an extensive conversation with one of the managers involved in the heinous acts of the other manager.
Let’s Go!
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