Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Week 7 Preview. We have what the fans want. The fans want an electric game of the week, that is exactly what we are getting. We have our other matchups, Dr. Tilt, and an all new power rankings and a team that is all too familiar with being ranked dead last.
Game of the week.
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Bottom Bunk v. Trashman
We are all adults here. Some of us are fathers to adorable children, some of us will never experience love and have time to write about a fantasy football league, but nonetheless we are adults. Most adults have parted ways with their childhood bed sets. If you had a sibling there is a chance that you had a bunk bed. As we age we’ve grown out of our childhood beds. My bunk bed has been thrown out. That brings us to this weeks game of the week, something we should throw out. Bottom Bunk cannot set a competent lineup and Trashman can’t remember to set a lineup. These two teams are just wasting everyone’s time. B.B. doesn’t have a good QB. B.B. doesn’t have a good RB. B.B. doesn’t have a good WR. B.B. doesn’t have a good TE. All B.B. has is a kicker. Trashman doesn’t have a good QB. Trashman has two good RBs but one team doesn’t use him in Aaron Jones and the Packers, the other is Nick Chubb. Trashman has Amari Rodgers in his lineup. I mean what is this guy doing. Curty Sam and Mark Andrews are also in the lineup. The interesting thing is that Trashman set his lineup but he has A-Rob in his lineup with a bye. I expect a waiver move, but you do not know with either of these teams. Trashman will likely be a 10 point favorite by the time this thing kicks off. My prediction is neither team hits 100.
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Pistol v. Touchdown Guy
Pistol is in the playoff picture. This is a potential playoff matchup for Pistol if he makes it. Pistol would love to lose this “playoff matchup” before he ever gets there. Pistol has Kyler. Pistol has backup RBs across the board. Pistol has Sutton and Lazard. Pistol rounds things out with Kyle Pitts and Broadway Bob. TDG pulled out a tough win last week with his studs on bye. TDG gets D-Henry back. Mix in Many Men B-Rob, Mike Evans, Josh Jacobs, George Kittle, and Bob Woods. TDG is a 30 point favorite and I think that gets the job done.
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Teach v. Mush’s Mongrels
Teach is still undefeated. He is facing a team that lacks points. It is crazy how easy Teach’s schedule is. Teach is starting Tua in a revenge game. Tua v. the league. Mixon, Rhamondre, Pollard, Tyreek, Waddle, Higgins, Pierce, Doubs, and T.J. Hockenson. This is a good group of guys. Teach might just keep this thing going another week. Mush is grasping at straws. Ken Walker, Mike Will, and Deebo. Those are his big names. Mush has some other guys, but who cares. Teach is a 20 point favorite, Teach gets the win here.
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Batman v. Daddy Wombat
Batman cannot do much worse than what he’s done the last two weeks. Batman is broken back bottom of the prison down bad. Batman has Lamar, DeAndre Swift, Olave, and hopefully Darren Waller. D.W. gets D-Hop back, mix in Kamara, Metcalf, Pierce, and Jeudy. D.W. should be about a 16 point favorite come kickoff. First one to 100 wins this one, I give the edge to D.W. and Batman continues his skid.
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CrossFit v. PeePaw
This is our most exciting potential high scoring matchup of the week. CrossFit is coming off of a tough loss. CrossFit has no byes. CrossFit is at full strength, imagine facing CrossFit this week. CrossFit is going with Dak, CMC, Ekeler, Barkley, Amari Cooper, Tyler Lockett, and Travis Kelce. CrossFit has the RB1, 3, and 4 on the season. These guys are legit. PeePaw is up against it. PeePaw is going with Herbert, Monty, Lamb, Aiyuk, and Davante Adams. PeePaw does not have Cook and Just Jefferson this week. This is a tough week for PeePaw to lose two studs. CrossFit is a 30 point favorite, it is tough to think PEePaw pulls it off, I have to give the edge to CrossFit here.
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Bruce v. JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons
Bruce gets back his RB, J.T. His other backs include Fournette, Najee, and Zeke. Bruce’s WRs include Chris Godwin, Renfrow, D.J. Moore, and Tyler Boyd. Bruce has an RB heavy team but they have not been great this year. JD3 has his best RB on bye. JD3 is rocking Mahomes, Etienne, Chase, Pittman, McLaurin, and hopefully Keenan Allen. This is an interesting matchup because Bruce has the Bengals QB and JD3 has the WR1 for the Bengals. This could be a big swing week with the Burrow Boyd stack or JD3 having Chase. The D.J. Moore and Terry McLaurin head-to-head will also be interesting as these two fight for the “WR who should be better than they are” title. JD3 is without Miles Sanders and Stefon Diggs. Right now JD3 is a 1 point favorite, this will be interesting, we will let the game play out and see how it plays out on Tuesday.
Dr. Tilt Week 7 Picks.
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Dr. Tilt’s Week 7 Prescription
Green Bay Packers @ Washington Commanders (+5)
The Packers are in an identity crisis. They’ve lost back-to-back games as a touchdown favorite and are now laying 5 on the road? Taylor Heinicke once covered the spread in a playoff game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The Bucs went on to win the Super Bowl. This cover should be easier than that one.
Detroit Lions @ Dallas Cowboys u48.5
The Lions can score with the best of them, unless they play a good defense. Dallas has arguably the best defense in the league, giving up 19 points or less in 5 of their 6 games. Expect Dallas to not go away from what has worked since Dak’s injury. Dallas will run the ball, control the clock, and take a few from the Lions.
Indianapolis Colts @ Tennessee Titans (-2.5)
The doc gave you the Titans a few weeks ago in Indy. They won outright. The Colts offense has looked a lot better since Jonathan Taylor’s injury putting the ball in Matt Ryan’s hands. However, we’ve already seen this movie before. Trust Mike Vrabel off a bye to get the win and the cover as the Titans hit week 8 in first place of the AFC South and no one knows how.
Last week: 1-2
Season: 7-11
And now for an all-new power rankings.
What a whirlwind of a power rankings. Things are restored, Bottom Bunk and Batman have followed up bad weeks with worse weeks and are ranked further down than a guy that can’t even set his lineup. CrossFit and PeePaw will settle the score this week in their matchup. Pistol sneaks in the top of the rankings to match the app.
That does it for this week. We have a couple juicy matchups. Things should get interesting. I hope things work out for everyone and that you and yours have a better tomorrow. Enjoy the weekend and hope you win all your matchups.
Let’s Go!
JonnyDIII
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