Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Week 9 Recap. We talked up a game of the week and it was disappointing. One team had all the answers. We look at the rest of the league it kind of a boring week. It will be tough to spruce things up to captivate the audiences attention through this whole write up, but God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers, and if he strong then we strong then. Let’s get it.
Game of the week.
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Touchdown Guy v. Teach
BOOOOOOOO! This man, booooooooo! Teach does it. He’s lead dog. We get it. Touchdown Guy put up a solid week, but he ran into a buzz saw. Tough week. D-Train had 24, Kupp had 23, and Jacobs put up 10. TDG wins about half the matchups this week, just not this one. Robert Woods may be done, that’s not good for TDG as he has one flex spot that’s an issue week in week out. Teach lost the bench/taxi matchup and that’s about it. Romeo dies in the end of Romeo and Juliet, and Romeo Doubs is going to be out for a couple of weeks with a high ankle sprain. Oh, spoilers. Tua had 35, Tyreek had 24, and Waddle had 17. I mean come on. T.J. Hockenson scored 12 in his debut for the purple and gold. The story of fantasy football this week was, well it was Justin Fields, we will address him later. The story was about Joe Mixon, 53 points, why? I have no idea. Teach wins 189 to 126.57.
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PeePaw v. Bruce
This one came down to Monday night. Just kidding. PeePaw got out the gate with 32 points from Davante Adams and 22 from Justin Jefferson. That almost was all he needed. Dalvin had 13 points and Kenny Drake put up double digit points (I ain’t looking up his final score cus I’m mad (oh my god it was 24 points?!?!)). Noah Fant had a surprise 12 points. Bruce had Joe Burrow put up 25 points. Lindsay had 0.2 points, Fournette had 8, and Godwin had 7. I mean Bruce has bad guys. D.J. Moore put up 3 points. Renfrow had 7 points and Max Hollins had 3. When you got multiple players on a team, they better be good and the Bucs and Raiders stink. Bruce put up the least amount of points this week, what a tough look. Imagine hanging onto Fournette and Zeke this long to only to see them lose all trade value. PeePaw wins 141.55 to 73.6.
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Daddy Wombat v. CrossFit
This one actually came down to Monday Night. D.W. with Kamara and CrossFit with Duvernay. CrossFit had about a 17 point lead heading into Monday Night. D.W. saw 14 from Pierce, and 12 a piece from Metcalf, D-Hop, and James Rob. In the mix, Rondale Moore had 11. Solid points across the board for D.W. to put him in a winnable Monday Night matchup. CrossFit has Tom Brady, Dak Prescott, and now Justin Fields. CrossFit cannot manage the QB position, the most important position in football. CrossFit is atrocious at starting the right guy at the helm. CrossFit just needs to cut the chord on father time and go with the youth movement and just live with it. CrossFit did see 21 from Ekeler and 15 from Lockette. DeAndre Carter had a big week without Keenan and Mike Will, having 11 points. Ertz also put up a dozen. Monday Night D.W. got 8 from Kamara and CrossFit got 1 from Duvernay. It was enough, CrossFit gets a win 124.94 to 114.15 despite not knowing how to pick a QB.
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Trashman v. Pistol
Trashman got Patterson back who had the touches for touchdowns adding 18 points. Curty Sam put up 16 and Terrance Marshall had 13. Then we got a lot of bad football. Aaron Jones had 6 and has an injury. Thorton for the Pats had 1. Isaiah Pacheco had 3. I mean yikes. Pistol had an ok performance. Lazard with 17 and A.J. Brown and Garrett Wilson both having 14 points. Pistol saw regression in Kahlil Herbert and Kyle Pitts, weird its in a bad matchup. Pistol gets a win in a crucial must win for the playoff hopes of Pistol. Pistol 112.15 Trashman 88.11.
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Mush’s Mongrels v. Batman
There ain’t nothing like it. Mush getting a layup. Ben Simmons could never. Mush has the best RB in fantasy (not actually but I mean just look at him) Kenny Walker put up 26 points. Christian Kirk put up 18 and darling Josh Palmer put up 15 without Keenan and Mike Will. The bad was Clyde Frog and 2 points and Robbie Anderson’s 0.1 points. Batman stinks. Juju had 14 points. Olave hopefully hits double digits but this was written up when he had 8.5 points. It was over so we will just wait on the scoring. Batman ended with a 100% coaching rating while putting up under 100 points, that’s how bad he is. Mush put up 123.6 and Batman had 93.35.
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JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons v. Bottom Bunk
JD3 had Mahomes for 45, Etienne for 26, Sanders for 15, Diggs for 12, and Ronnie Rivers with 0 points. B.B. saw 21 from Hardman, 10 from Mariota, 2 from Burkhead, 0 from McKissic who was out, 10 from Jamaal Williams, 0 from Byrd, 0 from Skowronek, and 20 from Goedert. B.B. put up the second least amount of points this week, yikes. JD3 wins 143.3 to 76.45.
Dr. Tilt Week 9 Picks.
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Dr. Tilt’s Week 9 Prescription
Seahawks (+2) @ Cardinals
BANG!
Chargers @ Falcons o49.5
Nope.
Colts @ Patriots (-5.5)
BANG!
Week 9: 2-1
Season Record: 14-14
Glad this week is over. It was not that great of a week, nothing really electric. Not a lot of heartbreak, not a lot of excitement. But I do have an announcement. With a record of 8-1 Teach still needs a win to lock in a playoff spot. B.B. with a 2-7 record is DONE. Until next time I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow. Tomorrow we get back into the division matchups, each team has a chance to even things up and with a few Week 3 upsets, I expect a lot of teams to even things up in the division head to heads.
Let’s Go!
JonnyDIII
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