Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Week 10 Preview. We have division matchups this week and will see if we can get some separation in the league. Across the league we have pretty tight matchups, but we will focus on the one with the most points projected. We have Dr. Tilt trying to get above .500 and we have an all new power rankings. Things are heating up, teams are closing in on the playoffs, and others are dropping like flies. Let’s get into it.
Game of the week.
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PeePaw v. Daddy Wombat
This is electric. PeePaw lost the week 3 matchup to D.W. PeePaw is trying to get a win here to have that cushion needed this time of year. Herbert has been down, maybe Keenan is back, but the 49ers got a good defense. Cook and Monty should have solid weeks. Now we have Foreman and Wilson who need touchdowns. Wilson is the exact spark needed for the Miami offense. He looks great, so hopefully he gets it done for PeePaw. Lamb, Aiyuk, Jefferson, and Adams I mean my goodness what a crop, look at that crop. Now D.W. has some big upside guys. I mean big time upside, PeePaw has those guys too but I see D.W. with some guys that can get a little bit higher ceiling and lower floor. D.W. has Jalen Hurts who loves to scramble. Kamara is so due for a big game. Dameon Pierce is a monster. D-Hop and Metcalf can be streaky. Claypool, Jeudy, Gabe Davis, and Rondale Moore, these WRs need to get a deep shot TD for them to make the difference this weekend. It is all going to come down to the big performances for these guys. I think PeePaw has a lot of top end consistency and D.W. has the big breakout games. D.W. will likely be a 2 point favorite come kickoff, but I think PeePaw evens up the matchup.
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Pistol v. Bottom Bunk
We go from the best matchup to one that no one cares about. Pistol is projected 105 points and B.B. is projected like 87. I mean come on. What kind of matchup is this? This is an all-time snooze-fest that Pistol is leading on the year. Not a lot to talk about, Pistol has Kyler, Sutton, Lazard, , Pitts, Toney, and Herbert. B.B. has Drake London and Mercole Hardman. Pistol wins because he just has to hit like 75 points.
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Teach v. Bruce
Teach is leading this matchup and is looking to clinch a playoff spot. Tua, Pollard, Tyreek, Waddle, and Hockenson. Mixon and Stevenson are on bye. This is a critical week for Teach’s momentum. Can Teach get it done? Bruce is rolling out some bad RBs. Fournette, J.T., and Najee. I mean puke. The WR room is not much better, Godwin, Moore, Slayton, Renfrow, and Max Hollins? I mean yikes. This is an ugly one where Teach is favored by 5 and because he has the better big names he gets it done.
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Batman v. CrossFit
You guys ever see that scary movie Hereditary where the young girl has her head out the window and SPOILERS just gets her head taken off by a telephone pole. That’s this matchup, sudden quick death. I expect this one to be quick. Batman does not have a QB rostered, he will likely be a 50 point dog. Batman is without Lamar, maybe has Swift back, DeVonta Smith, Olave, and Juju. CrossFit has the last couple week fantasy winner Fields at QB, CMC, Barkley, Ekeler, and Mostert. At WR he has Pot drop and Locket, Cooper, St. Brown, oh and Travis Kelce. Batman got the first matchup, but he does not even have a chance in this one.
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Trashman v. Touchdown Guy
Speaking of movie deaths, this one is like The Sixth Sense, Trashman is dead and just doesn’t know it. Trashman is about a 52 point dog. Aaron Jones is injured. All he has is Cordarrelle Patterson. TDG has Josh Allen who is hurt, but hopefully he is healthy for all who enjoy fantasy football. D-Henry, Josh Jacobs, Gibby, Kupp, James Conner, Mike Evans, and George Kittle. I mean top to bottom TDG is moons ahead of Trashman. Give me TDG an let’s get to the final matchup.
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JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons v. Mush’s Mongrels
JD3 lost the first matchup and has eaten at him since. If JD3 loses this one he will need to take a long look in the mirror. JD3 has Mahomes, Sanders, Etienne, Diggs, and McLaurin. Mush has Kenny Walker, Christian Kirk, and Diontae Johnson. I mean JD3’s guys are hotter, but he loves losing to the worst teams (minus PeePaw). Mush needs to find a kicker, he will still be a 30 point dog. We will see if JD3 can even the odds.
Dr. Tilt Week 10 Picks.
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Dr. Tilt’s Week 10 Prescription
Seattle Seahawks (+3) @ Tampa Bay (In Germany)
The doc is going back to back weeks riding the Seahawks as road dogs. Last week’s line didn’t make any sense and neither does this week. Seattle is the “vibe” team of the year as they rack up wins and throw shade at their departed QB. Those “vibes” can travel across the pond. The flipside is a veteran team that we can only assume wants no part of traveling to Germany (unless it’s for a new international fashion model for Tom).
Cleveland Browns (+3.5) @ Miami Dolphins
The Cleveland Browns are a top 10 offense in EPA per play. Read that again. When it comes to rushing EPA per play, it would now not surprise you to know the Browns boast the best EPA per play on the ground. After allowing the Bears to put up 32 points, the Doc expects the multitude of Browns weapons to put up some points and be in this game against a Dolphins defense that has not been the same sense Flores left. Take the points with the hook.
Indianapolis Colts @ Las Vegas Raiders (-5.5)
The fired coach bump, it’s a gambling tale as old as time. Bad team fires the coach, the team gets a little juice, gamblers rejoice. However, we have a curveball here, the Interim Head Coach is Jeff Saturday, who as of a week ago wasn’t on the coaching staff. That’s one thing. Jeff Saturday also has never coached in college, or the NFL, only … high school. If you were a coach on that staff, or a player on that roster, how would you now feel with the owner demanding you play Sam Ehlinger (worse than Matt Ryan) and your new head coach just left the set of Get Up on ESPN to come coach your team with zero experience. Raiders are in a clown car of their own but what’s happening in Indy is leading the race.
Last week: 2-1
Season Record: 14-14
And now for an all-new power rankings.
Not a lot of movement on top, Teach is the best. Bruce was the worst last week and Bottom Bunk wasn’t far off. That is about all the big moves we have.
Well that does it for this week, until next time I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow. We will check back in to see if Dr. Tilt gets it done and see if we can avoid another 3 teams missing 100.
Let’s Go!
JonnyDIII
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