Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Week 12 Preview. We quick again, matchups, Tilt plus bonus pick, and power rankings. Let’s get this bread baby.
Game of the Week
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Trashman v. JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons
This is the only playoff potential matchup. Trashman has some RBs, Patterson, Aaron Jones, and Nick Chubb. Trashman has Mark Andres and budding star Christian Watson. JD3 has Pat Mahomes and a new WR room. JD3’s new WRs are DeAndre Hopkins, Stefon Diggs, McLaurin, Pittman, and Keenan Allen. Possibly, JaMarr Chase if he’s back. I mean wow, what a group of WRs. JD3 only has Etienne at RB as someone to watch out for. JD3 is a 32 point favorite, we will see if he can keep things rolling.
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Mush’s Mongrels v. PeePaw
Mush is practically done. Kenny Walker, Deebo, Christian Kirk, and Josh Palmer. PeePaw has Herb, Cooks, Adams, Lamb, Jefferson, and Monty. PeePaw simply has more guys and needs this one to stay in the mix for the top seed of his division. PeePaw is a 32 point favorite and easily destroys Mush.
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Bruce v. Pistol
Bruce has JT, Najee, D.J. Moore, and Chris Godwin. Pistol has Sutton and A.J. Brown. Bruce needs this one to get into the mix of the 6th seed. Pistol just lost Pitts to the IR. Bruce just saw burst from his busted backs. I think Bruce sneaks one out. He’s going to be about a 25 point favorite when it is all said and done.
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Daddy Wombat v. Touchdown Guy
D.W. has Hurts, Kamara, Pierce, and D.K. TDG has Derrick Henry, Gibby, Mike Evans, Kittle, and Josh Jacobs. TDG is hurting at WR but his RB room is solid. TDG needs this win to hopefully get the bye week. He is banged up, and that bye can get him far enough that anything can happen. TDG is going to be about a 12 point favorite come kickoff, I think he squeaks one out. This will be a tight matchup.
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Bottom Bunk v. CrossFit
B.B. has nothing. CrossFit has CMC, Barkley, Cooper, Lockett, Ekeler, and Kelce. CrossFit is about a 60 point favorite. CrossFit wins by a million.
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Batman v. Teach
Batman is up against it. Batman has Swift, Meyers, Smith, and Olave. Teach is looking to stay hot. Teach has his trio back, Tua, Waddle, and Hill. We will find out if this trio can beat Batman. Teach is a 38-point favorite. Teach wins.
Dr. Tilt Week 12 Picks.
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Dr. Tilt’s Week 12 Prescription
Bengals @ Titans +2.5
The Titans are on a roll against the spread right now. The Doc expects them to stay hot in a rah-rah Vrabel spot. Vrabel has plenty of material to get his team fired up from the playoff loss last year to the Bengals. Team USA will not be the only ones who “believe that we will win” this weekend after Vrabel gets these guys fired up. Additionally, Mike Vrabel is the BEST coach as a dog, going 23-16 straight up as a dog. With the extended rest, expect the Titans to get up for this revenge spot.
Patriots @ Vikings -2.5
This game opened at Patriots +4 but after taking some steam it got pushed all the way through the 3 to 2.5. The Vikings got decimated by the Cowboys in one of the premier games of the week (the doc hopes you got in on dem boys). This line pushing all the way through the 3 is a massive overreaction to a media cycle that has people using the F word with the Vikings. Lay the points at home under 3 in a bounce back spot.
Chargers -3 @ Cardinals
The Cardinals are ded, spell it with me D-E-D ded. On the field and off the field, the Cardinals continue to be a mess. After a pathetic showing on Monday night in Mexico, the Doc sees no life left in this Cardinals team. Expect the entire Cardinals team to be making business decisions when it comes to their effort. The Chargers will be desperate for a win after two tough losses against good opponents. The drop in class to the Cardinals will help them overcome some recent woes.
Bonus Pick: Falcons +4.5 @ Commanders
The Falcons defense is expected to come out strong with the Will Compton year 10 bump. Will Compton will double his career sack total in this game with a second sack. Compton already laid down the Falcons moneyline play on the bus, so expect him to get the team fired up with his best Vrabel impression. In terms of the line, expect the public to be hot on the Commies as they have been rolling. Fade the public and ride the dirty birds. The doc will gladly take +4.5 in this spot.
Last week: 3-0
Season Record: 17-17
And now for an all-new power rankings.
Not a lot to say. Top 6 are in right now, bottom 6 stink.
Well that does it for this week. I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow and Happy Thanksgiving.
Let’s Go!
JonnyDIII
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