Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Week 6 Preview. We have an even worse GOTW. It is so bad that Big Sean and Nicki Minaj even wrote a song about it. We have other games going on too. Professor Pickum will have an extra pick in this weeks study guide and we have an all-new Power Rankings with an all-new #1. Let’s dive into Week 6.
Game of the week.
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Mush’s Mongrels v. Bruce
This matchup is for last place or for the first pick. These two titans square off to see if anybody can hit 100 points. I would not be surprised if Bruce pulls his starters last minute because he’s a coward. Mush doesn’t have a lot going on. He has Deebo, James Cook, Rachaad White and Hollywood Brown. Mush is 9th in scoring, so he’s a powerhouse in this matchup. Bruce is a coward with D.J. Moore and J.T. Bruce is last in scoring. Somehow Mush is only a 5 point favorite, that’s embarrassing even for him. I think Bruce gets the win and hurts his draft stock because he literally cannot win at all.
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PeePaw v. Bottom BunkPeePaw is going to win this one. PeePaw lost Justin Jefferson to IR, but he could not ask for a better opponent for this week. PeePaw has Herbie, Gus Bus, Monty, Adams, Aiyuk, Ridley and Lamb. B.B. hasn’t set his lineup yet. B.B. has Breece, Bijan and Drake London. If B.B. sets his optimum lineup he is still a 25 point dog. PeePaw by a million.
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Batman v. Pistol
Batman is not one for violence, some of Pistol’s losses this year have been violent. This one will be quite the showing. Batman has Lamar, Swift, Kyren, Olave, Jakobi, DeVonta Smith and Waller. The bad is Zay Jones and Dotson so far this year. Pistol has Brock Purdy at the helm and hoping he can have a boom week. Kenny Walker, A.J. Brown and Gibbs will have to make up the rest of the points. Batman has the edge due to better high end players but Pistol has a better balance. It will be a close one, but I have to ride with Batman on this one.
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Touchdown Guy v. Teach This could have been a good matchup, but Teach stinks. TDG has the taller QB, Bigger Backs, older WRs and a better tight end. TDG has Josh Allen, D-Train, Jacobs, Thielen, Mike Evans, Godwin, Cooper and Puca and George Kittle. What a lineup. That has to be one of the best lineups in the league. Teach has Tua, Tyreek and Waddle. Teach also has B-Rob and Mixon. Teach also has Hockenson. Teach is also going with Rhamondre Stevenson who, like Teach, stinks. TDG is still somehow only an 8 point favorite, however, I think TDG gets it done and sets up an absolute shootout for next week.
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CrossFit v. TrashmanCrossFit could use a win. The former champ is looking to rebound after a miserable two week stretch. CrossFit is going with Fields over Dak. CrossFit could really use Ekeler and Barkley back in his lineup, those two have been out and caused CrossFit to stumble. Speaking of injuries, Mostert is the beneficiary of an injured Dolphins backfield, he should be the sure start this week. CrossFit has two of his best players in Amon-Ra St. Brown and Travis Kelce with a questionable tag right now, he needs one of those guys to go this weekend. Trashman is trash, man. He doesn’t plan ahead and just lives in the moment. Which makes him a quality individual but terrible dynasty manager. He does not have his lineup in order right now while still having Aaron Jones in his lineup and Christian Watson. Trashman has Pacheco, Mark Andrews and Sam LaPorta, other than that who cares. With an optimal lineup, CrossFit is still a 30 point favorite, no way CrossFit continues the skid.
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Daddy Wombat v. JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons
The only spot that D.W. has an advantage is at the RB2 position with Kamara or Pierce being better than Miles Sanders. That is a tough look. D.W. has Hurts, Gabe the Babe and Jerry Jeudy. JD3 has the hottest lineup in the league. Mahomes, Etienne, Diggs, Pittman, Collins, Chase and Allen. This is currently a 45 point game, with some roster shuffling it could be as close as 30, JD3 should get the job done and gear up for an important week, next week.
That does it for the matchups, now we get into the picks.
Good morning class, we have the second chapter of Professor Pickum.
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Professor Pickum has his Week 3 Study Guide.
Baltimore Ravens @ Tennessee Titans Under 41
Hypothesis
· Call it the Londer (spelling?) call it two teams that have failed to hit an over in 3 straight games
· Call it what you want, just don’t call the Professor late to English Breakfast on Sunday morning
Seattle Seahawks @ -3 Cincinnati Bengals
Hypothesis
· Joe Burrow is back just in time to right the ship in the Ohio River
Carolina Panthers @ Miami Dolphins -13.5
Hypothesis
· Dolphins Offense is HOT
· Panthers everything is NOT
*Extra Credit* Dallas Cowboys @ Los Angeles Chargers -2
Hypothesis
· The Professor was perfect last week and that means the Writer has graciously gifted us with a bonus pick. So why not carry this party into the work week?
· Desperate times in Dallas call for desperate measures. The Cowboys and desperate. Big Mike taking desperate measures? Gimme dat botched clock management. Desperate Dak? Gimme dem picks
· Herbert takes care of the ball. Ill take the points at home
Professor Pickum is 5-1 overall.
Now for the all new Power Rankings.
With a big week comes a big jump, TDG can settle his differences next week. D.W. moved up and Mush moved down. Mush and Bruce will settle their claim for worst after this week. The middle really stayed the same. We will see how things shake out after this weekend.
That does it, I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow. We will see if there is any shake up after this weekend, we will see who gets out healthy and can keep things moving. There should be some trades soon once the top and bottom of the league is more settled in. It is about to get interestingLet’s Go! JonnyDIII
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