Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Week 8 Recap. This was an ugly week, only one matchup was close and needed Monday night to decide the winner. You know who’s not ugly, you, you’re beautiful, just like Professor Pickum’s picks. Let’s get right to it while you enjoy your Halloween candy.
Game of the week.
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Teach v. Batman
Teach needed a win, he got it. Tua, Waddle and Tyreek combined for 77. My goodness. Joe Mixon had himself a weekend with 19, Hock had 18 and Doubs had 10. Pretty solid production. Batman made a big splash by trading only two first to get Hollywood Brown and James Cook. Cook played on Thursday so he has not made his way to Batman’s lineup, Hollywood put up 12 on his new team, but wait wasn’t there a third player? Yes, Batman also received Diontae Johnson, who he left on his bench. Batman thought A.J. Dillon, Chuba Hubbard and Jakobi Meyers would all be better starts than Johnson. Johnson had 13 points on Batman’s bench. Batman did see 13 from Swift and 10 from Hendy. DeVonta Smith added 19 points to Batman’s WR room. The QB difference was a lot, Lamar didn’t want it. Teach wins to 150.4 to 96.95.
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Bruce v. CrossFit
CrossFit didn’t cover but still won by 40 plus (Goff and St. Brown still have a quarter left but who cares cus Bruce is a coward). CMC had 27, Ekeler had 20 and Locket had 18 in this quick recap because Bruce is a coward. CrossFit wins 145.9 to 102.35.
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Bottom Bunk v. Daddy Wombat
This ugly matchup turned out to be an ugly game for one team. B.B. saw 5 points from Ridder. Bijan and Breece combined for 30. Jake Ferguson had 13. That is not a good stat line so I will let you guess which team had the worse week. D.W. saw 41 from Hurts, 25 from Kamara, 19 from Gabe Davis, Dozen from Jeudy, 13 from Kmet and rookies JSN and Downs each had 11. D.W. needed this win over one of the worst teams in league history, D.W. got it done 152.85 to 78.75. D.W. was lead dog and burned it up on the worst team of the week in B.B.
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Pistol v. PeePaw
Pistol was down about 25 entering into Monday night. Prior to that Pistol saw 17 from Javonte Williams, 15 from Kincaid, 14 from Garrett Wilson and 20 total from Jaylen Reed and Sutton in the same game. The big hitter for Pistol was A.J. Brown who went off for 29. A.J. Brown is the guy this year. PeePaw saw a good 36 points from Herbert to hold a lead going into Monday night. The other performances were led the way by CeeDee Lamb who had 35, Gus Edwards had 28, Aiyuk had 13 and Ridley added 11. It would come down to Monday night. Pistol had Gibbs and PeePaw had Davante. Gibbs had 27 and Davante had 2, Pistol wins this late night shootout 151.4 to 144.8. An absolutely devastating loss for PeePaw.
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Trashman v. Touchdown Guy
Last week we said it was impossible for TDG to lose, we were right. Trashman really only had big weeks from Addison with 18, Moss with 14 and whatever LaPorta ended up with, he was sitting at 16 early in the fourth quarter. TDG saw big weeks from more people. Josh Allen had 29, Kittle had 19, Godwin and Evans combined for 26, Thielen had 11 and Derrick Henry had 14. Jacobs was still going and has 14 at the moment. It doesn’t matter. TDG wins this one big 146 to 113 in a rare whole number final.
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JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons v. Mush’s Mongrels
There was a lot of talk from a team that does not have much to talk about. Mush had the better QB and better individual player. Bagent out dueled Mahomes 16 to 10. Rasheed Shaheed led the way with 27 which was 3 more than Etienne. JD3 just had more depth, Chase had 20, McLaurin had 15, Pittman 14, Logan Thoms had 13, Hunt added 13, Diggs with a dozen and Allen had 11. Mush saw 14 from Rachaad White, that would do it for him. Mush saw nothing from Jauan Jennings, who Mush traded for, and Hayden Hurst. That is tough. JD3 throttles Mush 137.85 to 84.9.
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Good morning class, answers for Professor Pickum’s fifth quiz.
No hiding from it, no denying it… last week was UGLY. Professor is a fight fire with fire kind of guy, always has been. So let’s get UGLY!
Tampa Bay @ Buffalo Under 43
BANG!
Minnesota @ Green Bay Under 42.5
BANG!
Texans @ Carolina +3
BANG!
Professor Pickum was 3-0 this week and is 11-5 overall.
What a week. Get ready for another pick from the Professor tomorrow. We will have the GOTW, matchups, Professor Pickum and an all-new Power Rankings. Until then I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.
Let’s Go!
JonnyDIII
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