Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Week 9 Recap. We have muddied the waters. If we have learned anything this week it is that no win is guaranteed, well, unless you are playing Mush or Bruce. Let’s dive into our matchups and Professor Pickum.
Game of the week.
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CrossFit v. JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons
CrossFit had question marks, but those don’t matter when your horses burst out the gate. Amari Cooper led the skill positions with 22. Jonnu Smith in a revenge game? Maybe? He had 19. Then we have solid production across the RBs, 15 for Mostert, 13 for Barkley and 12 for Ekeler at the half. The big swing for CrossFit was 41 from Dak. What a week to pick the right QB. JD3 did not have a matching performance with Mahomes having 23. Diggs had 20, Nico had 13, Pittman, McLaurin and Hunt combined for 30. CrossFit had the bigger boom performances in this possible future playoff matchup. CrossFit wins this one handedly as lead dog and dethrones the best team halfway through the NFL season 142.7 to 112.65.
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Mush’s Mongrels v. Bottom Bunk
Neither team had 100 points. B.B. saw 19 from Jake Ferguson and wins 84.1 to 39.7.
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Daddy Wombat v. Pistol
The writer inserted foot in mouth here. D.W. had the QB advantage, well that was until C.J. Stroud had a rookie record setting day. Stroud had 60 fantasy points which may be a PCDL record. It may be an any fantasy league record. C.J. Stroud was an absolute rocket for Pistol. Hurts had 34 for D.W. which is incredible, but not enough. Kmet had 21 for D.W. D.W. started Jerry Jeudy who was on bye, Jeudy matched Tyler Higbee and Gabe Davis who also had 0 points. Pierre Strong and Rondale Moore had 1 and Josh Downs had 2. Tough week for D.W. Pistol didn’t need much after Stroud. Pistol saw 16 from A.J. Brown, 11 from Kincaid and 10 from Jerome Ford. That would do it. Pistol wins 126.3 to 75.95.
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PeePaw v. Teach
PeePaw said he would need to go for a long drive to rethink some things if he did not win this week. Well, I got bad news for big oil, PeePaw did not need to leave the house. CeeDee Lamb had 23, Schultz had 22, Gus Bus had a load of points in 17 and Jaylen Warren even got in the mix with 13. Herbert had 6 points nearing the end of the third and that is all he needed. Teach had an ok week, but PeePaw is a good team that has had some bad beats. Rhamondre had 21, Mixon had 15, Brian Robinson had 11 and Hock had 10. There are no Dolphins players mentioned here. That is because Tua had 18, Hill with 9 and Waddle with 7. Teach rides and dies with that trio, this week was not good. PeePaw wins this one and is back in the mix for the playoffs 116.7 to 107.25.
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Batman v. Trashman
Batman will take a win. Dionte Johnson had 19, Olave had 14 and Devonta Smith and Jakobi Meyers combined for 26. Trashman’s highlights are Aaron Jones with 16 and Mark Andrews with 13. Trashman lost Daniel Jones for the year and Cam Akers. Christian Watson is hurt again. Not great. Trashman might want to capitalize on moving Jones and Andrews, but we will see. Batman wins 103.85 to 63.55.
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Touchdown Guy v. Bruce
Touchdown Guy is good, Bruce is bad.
Good teams win, great teams cover. TDG won by 56. Josh Jacobs had 22 and Taysom Hill had 21 for the major highlights. Bruce continues the tank job, coward. TDG wins 136.35 to 79.5.
That does it for the matchups, now we get into the picks.
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Good morning class, we have the sixth exam answers of Professor Pickum.
Last week’s strategy was to get ugly and it paid off in a big way. A clean sweep brings a bonus pick and man, speaking of ugly… this week’s card is GROSS. Let’s hold our breath and get dirty, boys.
Miami @ Kansas City in Germany Under 51
BANG!
Arizona +8 @ Cleveland
Nope. (*Editors Note: for what it is worth, Watson being in changes things but the Cards didn’t score any points, lot of games to pick from and Prof chose this one, this wasn’t close, so this is 100% on Professor Pickum)
Giants @ Raiders Under 37
BANG!
Extra Credit
Nope.
Professor Pickum is 13-7 overall and was 2-2 this week.
Well that does it for this week. There will be movement on the power rankings tomorrow. What an exciting time. Until then I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.
Let’s Go!
JonnyDIII
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