Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Week 12 Preview. It’s turkey time, so we are not fooling around (yeah, I left that in again). We have a repeat game of the week, matchups, Professor Pickum, and an all new power rankings. Let’s dig in (get it like eating because it’s turkey time).
Game of the week.
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PeePaw v. Touchdown Guy
PeePaw is on a hot streak, a game of the week should cool him off. Touchdown Guy always loses the GOTW. This could be our first tie. PeePaw has Herb riding the Gus Bus, to get some Charbonnet to go with his Lamb, from Adams (not sponsored) meats off of Montgomery. Not sure if any of that made sense but we are running no fumes people. PeePaw also has Aiyuk, Warren and Ridle. TDG has Allen, D-Train, Conner, Jacobs, Thielen, Evans Godwin, Nacua and Kittle. This matchup has a lot of big names and should be a big finish. I think I have to side with PeePaw as the injury bug helps him this week and hurts TDG. PeePaw is currently a 1 point dog.
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Daddy Wombat v. Mush’s Mongrels
D.W. needs a win to keep the longshot playoff hopes alive. A win D.W. will get, Hurts, Kamara and Metcalf are enough to beat Mush while his team somehow is suffering from byes this week (there are no byes this week). D.W. wins by 40 but fails to hit 100.
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Bottom Bunk v. Teach
Bottom Bunk somehow got worse with Bijan. Teach has Tua/Hill/Waddle. Teach wins as the 60 point favorite.
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Pistol v. Trashman
Pistol has a sneaky team. All it takes is having a QB, Stroud, Gibbs, Sutton and A.J. Brown all are enough to keep Pistol in the mix. Trashman has Chubb and Jones out. Trashman is toast. Trashman failed to trade Mark Andrews, Mark Andrews is also out. Trashman had 3 major players that could have helped start the rebuild, now he’s in the dumps. Pistol wins as the 40 point favorite.
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Batman v. CrossFit
Batman is the odd one out. Facing a tough opponent when you need a win to get into the playoffs is tough. Good news is that Batman should have no issues with securing the 13th pick,. Lamar, Swift, DeVonta, and Olave. CrossFit has Dak, CMC, Barkley, Mostert, Ekeler, St. Brown, and Kelce. You have to like CrossFit in this one, he gets it done as the 40 point favorite.
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JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons v. Bruce
JD3 forced Bruce into the tank job by taking his will earlier in the year. JD3 is a demon. Bruce is a coward. JD3 by a million (currently an 80 point favorite.
That does it for the matchups, now we get into the picks.
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Good morning class, we have out 9th study guide for Professor Pickum.
We are fading the dogs. They will be too stuffed from thanksgiving to be hungry.
Green Bay @ Detroit -7.5
Washington @ Dallas -13.5
Miami -9 @ New York Jets
Professor Pickum is 17-9 overall.
Now for an all-new power rankings.
PeePaw moves up, not all the way up to #1, but allows the former #1 to reclaim the top spot. The bottom is still the bottom as those teams are so bad.
What a week and it’s only about to begin. Good luck as you make that final playoff push.. Until then I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.
Let’s Go!
JonnyDIII
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