Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Week 12 Recap. No more turkey, but we are stuffed from last weeks matchups. Teams are looking for their piece of that playoff pie, what a reach that was. Anyways, we are back baby, GOTW, Matchups, and Professor Pickum, let’s get it.
Game of the week.
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PeePaw v. Touchdown Guy
This one had all the fixings of a good matchup. It was all over after the first drive of the Sunday night game. PeePaw only saw 20 points out of Herbie. Not great when TDG saw 50 from Josh Allen, who is tall. Monty at least got PeePaw 15, but TDG’s D-Train decided to have himself a game with 20. PeePaw’s spot start Zach Charbonnet had a solid 8 points, but TDG had 21 from Josh Jacobs. PeePaw rolled the dice and saw 19 from Calvin Ridley, but Mike Evans put up 22 for TDG. The only real defining matchup PeePaw won was CeeDee and Adams combined for 25 and TDG’s next two combined for 11. It was the overpowering performances at the top for TDG that pushed him passed PeePaw this week. TDG wins 135.85 to 110.45.
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Daddy Wombat v. Mush’s Mongrels
D.W. needed this win and he did. Jalen Hurts led the was with 44, followed by 20 in Gabe the Babe, 15 from Tank Dell and 10 from Roschon Johnson. Mush had a couple big plays in Perine with 13 and Dortch with 10, but the bye bug got him. D.W. wins this thriller 115 to 46.94.
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Bottom Bunk v. Teach
Bottom Bunk stinks. Drake London is his only highlight scoring 12 points. That is bad. Teach is not much better. The Tua/Hill/Waddle stack is inconsistent. Tua was the bad one this week with 14, but somehow managed to help Hill and Waddle combine for 36. Pollard had a big week and so did Stevenson, both had 19. Hock had a late score to get into double digits with 14 and Kirk had 11. Teach wins this one 133.15 to 81.03.
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Pistol v. Trashman
Pistol has a sneaky team but snuck his way into a loss this week. Yikes, in a must win. Stroud had 41, G-Wil put up 14 with Boyle, Jaylen Reed had 13, A.J. Brown had 12 and Jerome Ford had 10. But Trashman just had a little more garbage juice this week. T-Law had 33, Pacheco had 23, Watson had 18, Curty Sam had 15, and LaPorta had 15. The bad was good this week for Trashman, Trashman gets this one over Pistol 134.3 to 126.1.
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Batman v. CrossFit
This has to be one of the weirdest years when we have had countless times that the #2 scoring team of the week faces the Lead Dog. This week was no different. Batman saw 35 points from Kyren Williams, 20 from DeVonta Smith, 15 from Olave, 13 from James Cook and even A.J. Dillon put up 10. CrossFit had himself a day on Thursday putting up over 100 points. Dak had 46, CMC had 28, St. Brown had 14, Deebo had 19 and the one let down was Lockett with 5. Mostert joined in with 28 on Friday and Kelce put up 12 on Sunday. Batman put up a solid 148.05 points but CrossFit was lead dog and the winner with 160.25.
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JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons v. Bruce
JD3 wins 137.9 to 116.05 as Bruce continues to tank.
Now let’s get into the picks.
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Good morning class, we have out 9th answer sheet for Professor Pickum.
We are fading the dogs. They will be too stuffed from thanksgiving to be hungry.
Green Bay @ Detroit -7.5
Nope.
Washington @ Dallas -13.5
BANG!
Miami -9 @ New York Jets
BANG!
Professor Pickum was 2-1 this week and is 19-10 overall.
Why not, let’s take a quick look at the playoff picture.
Mush and Bruce are currently eliminated from the playoffs. CrossFit and Touchdown Guy have clinched at least a Wild Card spot as those two teams are in a fight for the bye in their division. JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons has clinched a playoff spot and first round bye. Wow, that is incredible, tough to imagine that team losing this year. There are 3 spots up for grabs and 7 teams fighting for those spots. If the season ended today, it would be Teach and Pistol who currently have to just win 1 game and keep roughly a 100 point lead over Batman. PeePaw technically does not need to win a game, he just has to match Batman and keep a 300 point lead or not let Daddy wombat, Trashman or Bottom Bunk win 2 if he loses 2. PeePaw has a 100 point lead over Trashman as well and A LOT bigger lead over those other bums. I’m thinking that after this weekend, while not officially clinching, the playoff picture will be set. Tune in tomorrow to find out who it likely will be. Until then I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.
Let’s Go!
JonnyDIII
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