Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Championship Recap. We crown our champion. What a champion indeed, arguably our greatest champion. We also have third place and some consolation picks to give out, but who cares about that.
Championship Game
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#2 CrossFit v. #6 Batman
CrossFit left his pre-workout at home. CrossFit did not check his lineup in time Thursday night. Amari Cooper took home a 0 in CrossFit’s WR1 spot. But, CrossFit has a stacked team, no way his lack of pre-game response would be the sole source of his demise right? Dak had 30, that’s great for a championship game. St. Brown put up 19, which is incredible for a championship performance. Deebo even had 16, which is great for how bad Deebo has been at times. CrossFit went all in for Deebo and he needed a solid performance, and he got one. CMC had 11, what a let down. Ekeler had 4, starting two tight ends for a total of 9 points? Yikes. CrossFit really fell off in the week that matter most. Batman needed to rise to the occasion. Batman has been hot as of late, the young team wanted it so bad. Lamar, 51 points. That almost won it alone. Kyren had 29. What a steal. Arguably the greatest pick of all time. Achane had 22, arguably the greatest pick of all time. Batman is an incredible drafter. Njoku had 14 and Diontae Johnson had 10. Batman rose from the ashes. A team that was left out of consideration since the very beginning of the league. No one, and I mean no one, ever believed in Batman, but this week, this year, Batman came out on top. Batman destroyed CrossFit 154.55 to 97.55. CrossFit is the biggest embarrassment that this league has seen and this league has Bottom Bunk in it.
Congratulations to our new champion, Batman. And with that we have a quick word, “I want to thank all my fans. Really quite the run for the Batmans, proud of the guys to get it done when it mattered. We embraced the underdog role this year, but we think we have the guys in the building to stay at the top for awhile. Want to thank all the other competitors for a great year. We love to compete. Going to enjoy this one for awhile before we are back to the grind.” Humble and team focused, a true champion. Thank you Batman.
Third Place
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#1 JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons v. #5 Pistol
I refuse to check the stats, but I am fairly certain JD3 has never won a playoff game in which he was the favorite. JD3 is an absolute choke artist. Maybe, that turns around this week. Speaking of choking, Mahomes had 19. JD3 has some good performances too, Etienne had 25, McLaurin had 14, Collins had 12, D-Hop had 11 and Sing had 10. The problem was Chase and Diggs combined for 11 points. What a joke. Pistol needed a little help from Jayden Reed Sunday night but we will see how much was needed. Ford had 25, Kenny Walks had 15, and Kincaid had 11. It was a 6 point game headed into Sunday night. Reed got 24. Pistol blew the brakes off JD3 with a 3rd place finish, 128.6 to 110.25. Pistol got the big win and our lowest playoff seeds get the trophy wins. What a year for the little guy.
Consolation Championship for Pick 1.13
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#7 PeePaw v. #10 Bottom Bunk
Some teams get hot at the right time and some teams get hot just a little too late. PeePaw is late in age, the old man does not have many runs left in him. Hopefully this isn’t his last run, but my goodness was it quite the finish. PeePaw started Jaren Hall and had 0.25 points. For most teams that would be it. However, CeeDee had 34 and Davante had 31. Aiyuk felt left out, so he had 21. Jaylen Warren solidified his role as the RB1 in Pitt with 18, single handedly giving Tomlin a winning season. Rice had 15 and Monty had 13. That is how you pick up your quarterback. B.B. tried. B.B. saw 23 from Breece, 10 from Robinson, 13 from Goedert and 17 from Pickens. Justice Hill was on B.B.’s bench with 24 points, the player B.B. spent all his faab on. PeePaw would have given our champion the best matchup this week, but PeePaw instead takes home pick 13 with a win, 150.65 to 115.95. B.B. has pick 26.
Consolation Third Place for Pick 3.13
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#8 Trashman v. #12 Mush’s Mongrels
Mush wins 86.75 to 79.8. Mush has pick 36 and Trashman has pick 48. Trashman started Trevor Lawrence, Zack Moss, and Christian Watson, all had 0 points and were out this week. Trashman did not make any roster moves and would not have been able to win the week regardless because his bench had a total of 13.5 points but none from the QB position. Mush had 18 points from Dortch and 19 from Juwan Johnson, probably the only team to start these two players in their lineup. Mush has four first next year, two seconds, a third and fifth round pick. Hopefully, Mush can bounce back a little next year.
What a year, we will put everything in the closing as we look back at another successful season.
That does it for the matchups, now we get into the picks.
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Good morning class, we have out final answer sheet for Professor Pickum.
Cincinnati +7 @ Kansas City
Nope.
Carolina @ Jacksonville -6.5
- BANG!
Los Angeles Rams -4.5 @ New York Giants
- Nope.
Professor Pickum went 1-2 and was 25-19 overall.
What an absolute great season. Thank you to our readers, competitors, and Professor Pickum. This year was filled with random rookie picks, trades, upsets, and heartbreak. That is what fantasy football is all about. We share a few laughs along the way and even a few threats. The best thing about the league this year is that teams controlled the leader board all year, only to fall flat on their face. Congratulations to Batman and hopefully you and yours have a better tomorrow, as for everyone else, I wish you the same. Thank you and we shall see you again.
Let’s Go!
JonnyDIII
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