Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Week 9 Preview. It’s a juicy week with juicier matchups. Last week we saw a lot of points and even Professor Pickum going above .500. This week, we would like to see the same. Let’s see if the teams have what it takes, along with Professor Pickum and an all new power rankings.
Game of the week.
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Bottom Bunk v. JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons
If at the start of the season you would have told me B.B. would be in the game of the week this late in the season, I would have assumed it was out of pity. B.B. has earned this spot and is looking to take home a trophy this year. He is the only contender that has never been in the mix before. I think B.B. made the playoffs before, but never was B.B. a serious contender. B.B. is looking to get a big win here and jump JD3 in the rankings. B.B. has Bake, Breece, Bijan, Monty, Lamb, London, and Odunze. JD3 is looking to stay at the top, he will need to win the QB matchup. JD3 has Mahomes, Hunt, Dobbins, Kamara, McLaurin, Chase, and Mooney. JD3 will need a surprise player to step up as he is a 9 point dog. That is right JD3 is a dog to B.B., what a world. This will be a good matchup and should end up being decided on Monday night.
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Mush’s Mongrels v. PeePaw
There has been a lot of trash talk, now both teams are trash. The trash talk was ultimately one sided and may have resulted in said manager ending up in a rebuild. Both of these teams are rebuilding. PeePaw is a 20 point favorite and will win this week, but let’s look at their futures. Mush has been in a rebuild since the beginning. He has Maserati Marv, Ricky Pearsall, Xavier Legette, Adonai Mitchell, Trey Benson, and Tyrone Tracy to show for it. One maybe two of those names jump out at you. In the year 2025, Mush has 4 1sts, 1 will be the 1.01 and another should be the 1.05 or 1.06. The last two will be decided at the end of the playoffs. Mush is still looking for a QB, and really only has a WR right now. PeePaw is also rebuilding. PeePaw has 2 1sts, 3 1sts, and 2 1sts over the next 3 years. PeePaw has Justing Jefferson, Keon Coleman, Wandale Robinson, Boutte, Caleb Williams, Herbert, Aiyuk, Rice, and Mims. I think it is safe to say PeePaw is in a better rebuild position than Mush. This should be short lived, probably a 2 year rebuild. I think PeePaw wins this week and the rebuild marathon.
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Teach v. Touchdown Guy
Teach is looking to stay in the hunt, TDG is looking to stay at the top. If TDG wins and one team loses, TDG is the new favorite. This is an important matchup. Teach is going to live and die on the Miami trio. He always has and always will. The Phins play the Bills this weekend, so it is not promising for Teach. Mixon, Aaron Jones, Pollard, B-Rob, Doubs, and Bowers all will need to make up the difference for Teach. TDG is coming off of almost 190 points. This would be a trap spot, but TDG does not take his foot off the gas. Josh Allen is tall, D-Train, James Conner, Josh Jacobs, Puca, Kupp, Ridley, Ladd, and Higgins. I mean what a group of guys. TDG has the better names, guys with more upside, more points, wins, better bod, everything the Teach doesn’t have. TDG is a 9 point favorite this weekend, I think TDG gets it done and keeps the pressure on all playoff contenders looking for a bye.
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Pistol v. CrossFit
Pistol is coming off of a loss, so is CrossFit. These teams are desperate for a win. They need a win to get close to that last playoff spot. Pistol has Gibbs and Kenneth Walker. Pistol is going with Chase Brown over Javonte Williams this week, that choice may cost him. Pistol is going with Pitts this week, a choice that cost him last week. Pistol’s WR room is fully loaded, Davante, Jaylen Reed, G-Will, Sutton, and A.J. Brown. CrossFit needs a win. CrossFit has Dak, which is hit or miss. CrossFit has Barkley, Racheed White, and Ekeler. CrossFit’s WR room has Amari Cooper, St. Brown, Locket, and at TE is Kelce. Pistol is a 14 point favorite. CrossFit has some iffy players in his lineup. I think Pistol gets the win and CrossFit looks towards a rebuild.
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Bruce v. Daddy Wombat
Bruce and Daddy Wombat made a trade right before kickoff. D.W. receives a first and a third for D.K. Metcalf. This trade makes D.W. not relevant nor this matchup. Bruce is a 30 point favorite. Bruce has Nabers, Najee, D.J. Moore, and JT. Bruce gets his first win in four weeks.
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Trashman v. Batman
Trashman has Nick Chubb. Batman has Lamar, Kyren, Achane, Cook, Devonta, Olave, and Swift. Batman is a 50 point favorite. Batman is going to win. If Batman thinks this was a short write up for him, it was, and Trashman should be to blame for having such a bad team.
Professor Pickum is now 14-9 on the year and coming off of a 2-1 week, let’s take a look at his study guide.
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Week 9 Study Guide
- Houston Texans @ New York Jets Under 43
- Los Angeles Chargers @ Cleveland Browns Under 43
- Washington Commanders -4 @ New York Giants
Professor Pickum is now 14-9 on the year.
Now for an all new power rankings.
Things have really settled in, the middle teams will shuffle around here and there, but things might be set for awhile.
That does it for this week, it should be a good one. Check in next week to see how we ended up and until next time I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.
Let’s Go!
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