Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Week 9 Recap. We predicted a juicy weekend, but I didn’t know the dogs would be doing the juicing. We got some upsets baby. Let’s look at our matchups and Professor Pickum while we wait on the ballots to come in.
Game of the week.
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Bottom Bunk v. JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons
B.B. had an 8 point lead going into Monday Night. B.B. needed a showing out of Baker Mayfield. Baker cooked but it was not enough. B.B. did see Bijan put up 18, Odunze had 13, Lamb had 12, Monty and Fergie had 11 a piece, and even Drake London put up 10 before he was ruled out. It was an ok week for B.B. However, when you are going against a team on a 7 game winning streak, you need to have a little more juice. JD3 entered Monday Night with 4 people to go. JD3 already saw 25 from Kamara, 24 from Dobbins, 17 from Mooney, and 15 from McClaurin. The bad was Pittman only having 2 points. Monday Night JD3 went bananas for a smooth 98 points between, Mahomes, D-Hop, Cotton, and Hunt. JD3 blew the doors off of B.B. 187.5 to 123.15. JD3 was lead dog this week.
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Mush’s Mongrels v. PeePaw
I forgot why PeePaw hates Mush, but Mush did not forget. The Mongrels mauled PeePaw this weekend. Rodgers had 30, Mike Gesicki had 25, Palmer had 13, and Legette le got 12. PeePaw had a bad week. J.J. had 18 and Tillman had 17. PeePaw didn’t hit 100, which is bad. Mush wins this one 102.85 to 79.05. Mush gets his first win on the season.
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Teach v. Touchdown Guy
Teach needed a win in a bad way and he was going up against TDG who has been lead dog all year. Teach would sub out Tua for Geno. Geno went crazy for 34. Teach had all four RBs hit double figures, Stevenson had 20, Pollard and Mixon mixed in 17 a piece, and Aaron Jones had 10. Tyreek even added 10. Last but not least rookie sensation Brock Bowers put up a baker’s dozen. TDG had some all time bad performers this week. Mike Wilson had 0, Zach Ertz had 1, and Puka Nacua had 2 before he was ejected for throwing hands. D-Train had 26, Kupp had 16, Conner had 13, and Ridley had 10. It was a solid week for TDG, the problem was those dud performers. Teach had points across the board. That would be the difference. Teach gets a monster upset 139.85 to 121.15. TDG’s loss gives JD3 room for error at the top.
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Pistol v. CrossFit
We are in overtime on Monday Night and this would come down to the wire. Pistol holding his breath because Kyler put up 8 points. Pistol had some help, G-Wil had 26, Chase Brown had 24, Sutton had 22, Davante had 19, Reed had 15, Gibbs had 14, and Kenny Walker had 12. What a big week from Pistol’s guys. CrossFit saw a monster week out of Saquon with 31, Hubbard had 20, Ekeler had 17, and St. Brown had 15. It would come down to Rachaad White and Travis Kelce. Entering OT CrossFit needed like 5 points. Ultimately, White and Kelce would combine for 26, which would be 2 short. Pistol gets a big win 144.9 to 142.75.
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Bruce v. Daddy Wombat
Hand up, I was wrong. I thought Bruce would win as a 30 point favorite, but I forgot that he is tanking. Bruce started a Rookie QB over QB4 on the year Joe Burrow that played the worst team in the NFL in the Las Vegas Raiders. Bruce is clearly tanking. D.W. did something incredible, D.W. owns one of Bruce’s picks next year. This win makes that pick better. End of story. Bruce saw 27 from Flowers and 10 from Nabers. Joe Burrows 44.35 bench points did not help Bruce at all. D.W. saw 34 from JSN, 17 from Tank Dell, 11 from Jeudy and 10 from Downs. Cole Kmet had 0 points but would not be outdone by Xavier Worthy who totaled -1 points on the week. D.W. would still win 108.28 to 104.35.
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Trashman v. Batman
Trashman had 19 from Rico Dowdle and 14 from Jordan Addison. Batman had 34 from Lamar, 28 from Achane, 17 from Devonta Smith, 15 from Jakobi, 11 from McBride and Swift a piece, and 10 from Kyren. Batman had a solid week, it will fly under the radar because Trashman is a bad team. Batman wins 142.3 to 82.85.
Professor Pickum is now 14-9 on the year let’s check out the answer sheet.
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Week 9 Study Guide
- Houston Texans @ New York Jets Under 43
- BANG!
- Los Angeles Chargers @ Cleveland Browns Under 43
- BANG!
- Washington Commanders -4 @ New York Giants
- BANG!
Professor Pickum went 3-0 and is now 17-9 on the year.
What a week, not sure that a ton really changed. We will find out tomorrow when we put the power rankings together, but I think just like the NFL, the bad teams are bad and the good teams are good. Until next time, I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.
Let’s Go!
JonnyDIII
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