Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Week 13 Preview. We have turkey to worry about, so let’s just get down to it.
Game of the week.
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CrossFit v. Bottom Bunk
CrossFit is playing for his life right now. Bottom Bunk doesn’t have a life. It is the perfect matchup. CrossFit has CMC and Barkley. B.B. has Breece and Bijan. It is a spicy matchup in which B.B. is a 6 point favorite. I’ll take 6 buttered rolls tomorrow and CrossFit.
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Batman v. Teach
Batman is trying to sneak in a bye. Teach is trying to stay in the playoff picture. Batman is led by Achane and Kyren. Teach has the one two combo of Mixon and Tyreek. Batman is a 3 point favorite like there are three pies in the fridge with my name on them. Give me Batman this week.
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Touchdown Guy v. Pistol
A Pistol loss or Teach win eliminates Pistol from the playoffs. TDG needs a JD3 loss to move into the #1 spot. TDG has Henry and Higgins. Pistol has Gibbs and St. Brown. TDG is an 18 point favorite, which is too much for Pistol. TDG gets the win this week.
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JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons v. Bruce
JD3 just needs to keep winning to get the bye and #1 seed. There is a world where Bruce loses out and misses the playoffs. JD3 has Chase and Kamara. Bruce has JT and James Cook. JD3 is a 10 point favorite. I’d watch Bruce for a late sub to tank, think JD3 pulls it off.
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Daddy Wombat v. Mush’s Mongrels
D.W. has 3 managers and only 5 wins. Mush has 90 some points to hit 1,000 on the regular season. I expect D.W. to have 2 wins per manager and Mush to only need 30 points next week to hit 1,000. D.W. gets it done in this horror story.
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PeePaw v. Trashman
Trashman is a 0.08 point favorite. That is the only thing worth mentioning in this matchup. PeePaw will get the win here.
Professor Pickum is now 20-15 and hopefully he can cook up some picks this week..
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Week 13 Study Guide
- Chicago Bears @ Detroit Lions Under 49
- New York Giants +3.5 @ Dallas Cowboys
- Pittsburg Steelers @ Cincinnati Bengals Under 48
Professor Pickum is 20-15 on the year.
No changes to the power rankings. Everything is the same. This season lacked the excitement that it once had.
Well that does it. Enjoy the big day, the weekend, the matchups, and until next time I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.
Let’s Go!
JonnyDIII
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