Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Wild Card Weekend. Four teams have byes. This is what we all have been waiting for, so let’s just get right to it.
#1 Touchdown Guy
TDG gained the #1 seed. He will have his day next week when we get to him.
#2 Batman
Batman is looking to run it back. Batman just might, we will see him next week too.
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#3 JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons v. #6 Teach
JD3 is banged up. Diggs is on IR, Sanders is on IR, Wilson is on IR, Dobbins is on IR, and Brooks is on IR. JD3 is in a bad spot. Teach is in a bad spot too. Teach has the Phins trio. He has 3 guys with injury tags. This could be a terrible matchup. Neither team is heating up. JD3 has Chase, Nico, and Kamara. Teach has Mixon, Pollard, and Aaron Jones. I don’t like either of these guys chances this weekend. JD3 is the higher seed and a 6 point dog. I think the impossible happens and both teams lose this weekend.
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#4 Bottom Bunk v. #5 Bruce
If you thought the #3 v. #6 matchup was bad, do I have a treat for you. B.B. used up all his luck last week. B.B. has the lowest projection of a playoff team this week. Bruce is kind of sneaky this year. He is sneaky in the sense that he goes behind everyone’s back and is a terrible person. B.B. has some heavy hitters. Bijan and Monty need to put up numbies for B.B. this week. Bruce has solid projections across the board. J.T., Najee, and James Cook. Bruce has a higher floor and ceiling as the 13 point favorite, I think B.B. gets it done.
Consolation Bracket.
#5 CrossFit
He’s got a bye, but who cares, he collapsed.
#6 Pistol
See what was said above, same thing except funnier.
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#9 Daddy Wombat v. #12 Mush’s Mongrels
These teams are so bad. One of them will be guaranteed an extra pick if they win. No amount of picks will help these teams. D.W. has JSN and Jeudy. Mush has Tracy and Mini Van Marv. These teams are both projected under 100 points. What a week for these guys. I think Mush gets it done. D.W. has some really bad players.
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#10 PeePaw v. #11 Trashman
This will actually be a good one. Both teams are just good and bad enough to make this one exciting. Trashman has Dowdle, Pacheco, Addison, and Guerendo. PeePaw has Jefferson, Jameson Williams, and Jonnu. PeePaw has the bigger name, but Trashman has a couple extra punches. This should be interesting. Trashman is a 14 point favorite. I think Trashman gets it done and PeePaw’s bad season gets worse.
Professor Pickum is 22-19 on the year.
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Wild Card Weekend Study Guide
- Indianapolis Colts @ Denver Broncos Under 45
- Kansas Chiefs -3.5 @ Cleveland Browns
- Los Angeles Rams @ San Francisco 49ers Under 48.5
Professor Pickum is 22-19 on the week.
Good luck to everyone in the offs. Let’s get this bread and until we done baking, I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.
Let’s Go!
JonnyDIII
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