Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Semi Final Round Recap. It is the holiday season, so I hope you are not upset. As for these playoffs, there is plenty to be upset about. Let’s take a peak. Also, we will have one big recap to summarize the championship.
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#1 Touchdown Guy v. #5 Bruce
TDG put up points all regular season. The problem is that this is the playoffs. Bruce is a liar and a cheat. TDG saw 16 from Josh Allen. That was the sword that broke the camel’s back. Conner had 25 and Henry had 20. Higgins added his own 16 and Kittle had 15. It would still take a miracle for Mike Evans and Josh Jacobs to overcome the 45 point deficit headed into Sunday and Monday night. Bruce had Burrow put up 33, JT put up 40, James Cook had 26, and Brian Thomas had 24. Bruce had some big performances and a comfortable lead heading into the night games. Mike Evans and Josh Jacobs combined for 28. It was not enough. Bruce moves on to his second title appearance and is chasing his first title. Bruce wins 169.2 to 144.5.
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#2 Batman v. #3 JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons
This matchup would be settled with Batman having Bucky Irving going Sunday night. Batman would need 25 from Bucky. JD3 saw an early 31 from Mahomes who outperformed Batman’s Lamar who had 30. JD3 had a big week from Kareem with 15. JD3 had 19 from Chase, 15 from McLaurin, and a surprise 25 from Keenan Allen. Batman had 28 from Achane and 19 from Kyren. The big question is what Bucky ended up with. Bucky ended with 17. It was not enough, it made a game out of it, but not enough. JD3 wins 142.6 to 133.75.
The Championship matchup is set. #3 JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons v. #5 Bruce. What an epic collapse by the #1 and #2 seeds. All that jockeying for the first round byes just to lose, that’s going to be a long off-season. Bruce has been a thorn in JD3’s side for a long time. Will JD3 bury Bruce, or will this be one of those movies where the bad guy wins?
Consolation Bracket.
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#7 CrossFit v. #10 PeePaw
This one went how we thought it would. CrossFit had the guys, Hubbard had 31, Barkley had 27, Deebo showed up with 22, and St. Brown had 16. PeePaw put up a fight, even if it was two guys swinging. Justin Jefferson had 31 and Jameson Williams had 24. CrossFit has the chance to salvage a season by gaining a first round pick. CrossFit wins 155.6 to 129.46.
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#8 Pistol v. #9 Daddy Wombat
D.W. was hurt losing Hurts early. JSN had 20, Gus Bus had 20, Tank Dell had 20, and Xavier Worthy had 17. D.W. had a big week, the problem is not having a full game out of Hurts. Pistol had a good week too. Ford had 24, Gibbs had 23, A.J. Brown had 20, and Davante added 16. Pistol just had better performances across the board plus a QB. Pistol gets to take on CrossFit in the consolation championship. Pistol wins 151.58 to 124.99.
CrossFit and Pistol will put it all on the line for a shot at pick 1.13. PeePaw will receive pick 3.13 and D.W. will receive pick 4.13. Sure, PeePaw and D.W. are playing for those picks, but D.W. is terrible.
Professor Pickum is 25-19 on the year.
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Wild Card Weekend Study Guide
- Pittsburg Steelers @ Baltimore Ravens Under 45
- Nope.
- Cleveland Browns @ Cincinnati Bengals Under 47
- BANG!
- New Orleans Saints @ Green Bay Packers -14
- BANG!
Professor Pickum is 27-20 on the year. What a year from Professor Pickum.
What a week. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow. We will follow up with a final recap after the games this week.
Let’s Go!
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