Good morning everyone, welcome to the Week 12 Pot Cakes Dynasty League Preview. I am on a time crunch, BUT that does not mean the preview is a lower quality. I have a HUGE announcement, but let’s lay out the ground work. We will look at the Week 12 matchups, Dr. Tilt, and then a quick summary. Without any further introduction here is the biggest news of the season. We have TWO GAMES OF THE WEEK.
Co-Game of the Week.
Teach is looking to keep a grade up on PeePaw.

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Teach needs this win to really help his playoff odds. Teach is a win to get in. Teach is trusting Rodgers, D.J. Moore, and Tyreek Hill. The problem is that Teach is relying on Tee Higgins. Tee Higgins is without a quarterback. Teach needs this win bad. PeePaw also needs this win. This win really puts him in a good spot. He still would need some help, but a win here at least keeps the hope alive. PeePaw is hopefully Brandon Aiyuk is off of the covid list. Things PeePaw does not need to be hopeful for, Davante Adams and A.J. Brown. Put those two guys in an IV and inject it directly into my veins. These two have been monsters. I expect that to stay the same. PeePaw is currently a 14 point favorite. I actually like PeePaw in this one, give me PeePaw.
Co-Game of the Week.
Pistol is down to his last shot against Bottom Bunk.

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Pistol needs a lot of things to fall his way. He can also help play spoiler. Bottom Bunk is hanging on to a thread for his playoff hopes. Pistol can help play spoiler by Kyler Murray going off. Pistol needs extra production of AB, Lazard, and Tonya. Travis Kelce needs to keep going off for Pistol as he is the big ticket for Pistol’s team. Bottom Bunk can no longer trade. He is playing Brown and Henderson, the Rams RBs. Dalvin Cook is B.B.’s sole offense. B.B. has nothing else. This is a must have year. More importantly it’s a must have week. Pistol is a 4 point favorite, and I’ll take a shot on him this week.
Daddy Wombat battles Bruce.

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Daddy Wombat could lock up the 1 seed this weekend with some help. Bruce could lock up the #1 pick without any help. Daddy Wombat has Russ, Kamara, and D-Hop. Those three alone might beat Bruce. Throw in Claypool and Will Fuller and it is going to be a blowout. Bruce scooped up Frank Gore. The last place team scooped Frank Gore, for what? Anyways, Zeke is back and Fournette had a hot week. Bruce will need everyone to get hot. Daddy Wombat is a 22 point favorite and the obvious choice this week.
Batman takes on Touchdown Guy.

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Not sure what Batman is doing, but I am going to assume these are his actual starters. The only names a casual fan would recognize are Lamar Jackson, Sammy Watkins, Noah Fant, and obviously Harrison Butker. Currently, Juju, Waller, Bob Woods, Ronny Jones, and James Conner are benched. I hope things stay this way. Touchdown Guy has the very Tall Josh Allen, Derrick Henry should be heating up. Tim Patrick isn’t bad. The bad thing will be if Adam Thielen has or remains on the covid list, an absolute phenome this year. TDG is a 77 point favorite, even if it lowers to 15, I’m still taking TDG. TDG with a win will put a lot of pressure on Bottom Bunk.
Trashman combats CrossFit.

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Trashman’s team is trash. It is a bad run for him and will likely get worse hear. Aaron Jones and Nick Chubb are the bright spots on this team. Juice is bad, Higgins should not be rostered, Perriman, sheesh, and Kenny Golladay has contract issues. Trashman has been struggling to reach 100 points and it might happen again. CrossFit gets another good start from Mike Davis. Wayne Gallman has been hot over the last couple weeks. Cooper Kupp is getting double digit targets. I mean all these things are good for CrossFit. CrossFit is still waiting for guys to get healthy, a win here gets him closer to a healthy team and into a comfortable playoff spot. I think CrossFit takes the cake here, CrossFit is an 11 point favorite, I think CrossFit wins this one.
JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons makes his way on over to Mush’s Mongrels.

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JonnyDIII is in his rivalry week. Mush needs a win for his playoff hopes. JD3 has Patty Mahomes, Kenny Drake, and Mikey Pittman. Let’s not forget that Keenan Allen and Stephon Diggs are the dynamic duo everyone wants. This big concern is if Devin Singletary can get enough yards to be relevant. Mush is hoping his young RBs play well again. Clyde, Gibby, Josh Jacobs, and James Robinson are the group of players to keep Mush in the mix. Like any good running team, Mush is hoping for a low scoring game with good game management. However, JonnyDIII is a 4 point favorite. I do not pick this game, but I will sacrifice my pick order to get someone out of the playoffs.
Now we have some picks.
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Dr. Tilt’s Week 12 Prescription
After the Doc’s first 0-3 week, he has been grinding away on some new prescriptions before the Thanksgiving weekend. Don’t lose faith, and he promises some winners for the holiday weekend.
Giants -5.5 @ Bengals
Joe Burrow is gone for the season after tearing his ACL and MCL last weekend. The Giants are starting to find their groove, at least for NFC East standards. And after Burrow went down last weekend the Bengals really struggled to move the ball. Look for the Giants to win going away.
Vikings -3.5 @ Carolina
The Doc knows what you’re thinking. And yes, he is picking against the Panthers in the Teddy Two Gloves revenge game. The Vikes are coming off a bad loss to the Cowboys. But McCarthy was smashing watermelons in their team meeting Saturday night. They never had a chance. This week they rebound, and show why they let Teddy walk.
Chargers @ Bills Over 52.5
In the battle of the really tall, look good in shorts, rocket armed, gun slinging QBs how can you not take the over. Justin Herbert and Josh Allen are going to be chucking the ball all over the place. Maybe even to the other team now and then. Hammer the over and watch these two dual it out.
This Week: 0-3
Season Record: 21-13-1
Let’s hope the Doc gets back on track.
Well that does it for this week. Enjoy your Thursday watching some football. Eat some food and stay safe. Next time I see you we will have some playoff projections that are all but certain. Win here, loss there, and it’s on or it’s over. Best of luck to those still in the running in any and all of your leagues. I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.
Let’s Go!
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