DIII Digest

Good morning everyone, I hope this finds you well. We have the Week 7 Preview, Dr. Tilt’s weekly prescription, and some HOT HOT HOT News. Let’s take a look at this week’s game of the week.

The Game of the Week this week we have big time playoff implications on the line, one of these teams will move into, or stay in the top 3 with a win.

Pistol pulls up to Daddy Wombat.

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Pistol is on a heater and Daddy Wombat is coming off of a loss. This game is a shootout if we have ever seen one. Teams projected in the 170s. Pistol is holstering the face of the Panthers franchise in Mike Davis. Will Mike Davis go off on a good note like Fitzmagic, it’s must see TV. Mikey Thomas is finally back and could be the person to help Pistol put his sights on a championship run. Kelce, duh, these two big name players are what Pistol needs to shoot off a win and put himself in the top tier of teams. Daddy Wombat gets his guys back. Kamara is projected to put up 20 points, and Daddy Wombat will need that. Youngsters like D.K. Metcalf and Chase Clay “cool is the rule” pool need to have themselves a day to keep D.W. in the mix. My sneaky player is going to be Boston Scott for Pistol and Will Fuller for Daddy Wombat, Boston Scott could be a highlight machine taking over for Miles or he could bomb. Will Fuller just needs to stay healthy and should put up god numbers. Pistol is favored by 4, but I’m going to take Daddy Wombat in the upset.

Next up we have PeePaw taking on Mush’s Mongrels.

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This is a revenge game. Mush has been lax on the rules. PeePaw is a stickler for tradition. PeePaw has a young team, but he needs Davante Adams to put up big numbers. Lamb, Aiyuk, and Singletary are young guns that need to step up this weekend. Maybe PeePaw gets lucky and Perine gets all the touches. Who knows, maybe it’s a big tight end week. PeePaw is rolling with Jonnu Smith and Darren Fells. BAD NEWS, Slye is on the Covid list and after lasts weeks performance it is a big hit to PeePaw’s players. Mush is facing the 9^th ranked team this weekend. I think he is going to need his team to show up this weekend. I am looking at Clyde and Gibby. They need good weeks. James Robinson and Josh Jacobs what a pair of backs. Mush needs the ground and pound to work, because his Wide Receivers are bad. Ruggs and Gallup make up his WR core and yikes. PeePaw is currently a two point favorite and I’m riding with PeePaw.

Bottom Bunk takes on Bruce.

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My goodness. Bruce is a home favorite. Bottom Bunk is on a hot streak so who knows. Deshaun Watson, David Johnson, Travis Fulgam, and George Kittle are the only ones that are projected more than 10 points. I do not like B.B.’s chances. Things are bleak. Bruce, this is it. Zeke, Boyd, Jules, Chark, Godwin, Hunter Henry, and Greg the Leg, this is there week. Give me all of these guys. You can see it, they got that look. I hope Bruce hires a motivational speaker. This is it, 0-6 man in the mirror time. Bruce is a 21 point fave, I think it’s his time, give me Bruce.

Trashman is taking it on over to Batman.

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Trashman has his guys back again. Hopefully, this week they show up. Aaron Jones, Allen Robinson, Kenny G, and Carson Wentz. Trashman has some big names, they just cannot get shut out again. Rookie Zack Moss is back and playing a bad Jets team. The Juice is taking on the Bengals, and with all the buzz around if the Browns are good or not I think it’s the perfect matchup for the Browns to at least pretend to be back. Batman got a big win last weekend. Now he’s looking to stay hot. Davonta (manager of the year consideration pick), Swift, and Ronny Jones need to give Batman his backup. Juju is due for a big week and James Conner seems to be a worthy RB for Batman’s team. I think the difference will be if Darren Waller goes off for Batman. Batman is a 1 point favorite, and since I don’t think Trashman reads this, I’m going Batman. Someone tell Batman to say hi back, I’m lonely.

CrossFit takes on Touchdown Guy.

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CrossFit just suffered his first lose and things do not look great. AP, Mosteret, and Burkhead are not the running back trio of your dreams. Amari Cooper Kupp hopefully balances out this weekend. Kupp needing to score, and Amari needing to help the Cowboys. Jamison Crowder could be a big hitter for CrossFit this week and be the only offense for the Jets this weekend. Touchdown Guy had his team go off last weekend. Josh Allen needs a bounce back game and he gets to do that against the Jets. Julio Jones could be back? It will be interesting if Julio stays on the Falcons for the rest of the season. Christian Kirk and the Cardinals air raid offense can be an instance offense for TDG. For me its Frank Gore, father time has been good to him, will it stay forgiving. Calvin Ridley (manager of the year pick) is going to be the guy against this Lions secondary. I think TDG is like a 30 point favorite, I think he pulls through. Give me TDG this weekend.

Last we have Teach taking on JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons.

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Teach had an under 100 point week. But he has Aaron Rodgers coming off of a bad game, so I project three touchdowns. Teach gets Chris Carson back. Mixon, Hill, and DJ Moore should give him a good start. He does have a WR spot that might go to AJ Green, but it’s iffy. Randall Cobb in the starting lineup is not a good thing. JonnyDIII is going with the Cards backfield, Diggs, Evans, McLaurin, and Patty Mac are all big point totals. Which he needs because worst pick of the draft N’Keal Harry is still starting. He is bad. Wait, Corey Davis is back baby, see ya Harry. Should be a tight matchup here as I think Teach will have a couple point advantage, both teams hovering around 140 points. I like this matchup and is a sneaky game of the week.

Now we have some picks.

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Some words from Dr. Tilt.

This week’s prescription is short and to the point.  Why?  Because Dr. Tilt has a real job until more people start reading this blog.  A lot of people leaving money on the table missing out on these picks and masterclass of writing by JonnyDIII.  Anyways……. We’re sniffing the halfway point of the season.  Would the doc have guessed to be 16-4 at this point?  No.  But guess what?  Dr. Tilt is!  Find the doc another site giving out an 80% win rate through week 6.   No laughs this week, no advanced stats, just winners.  Godspeed.

Cleveland Browns -3 @ Cincinnati Bengals

Buffalo Bills -13.5 @ New York Jets (just keep betting against the Jets until they cover)

Carolina Panthers +7.5 @ New Orleans Saints

Last Week: 3-1 Overall: 16-4

Sheesh the Doc is hot. I have something that I think it needs to be brought to everyone’s attention. I had Antonio Brown on my team this morning, asked for anything for him, then picked up the highest value backup running back in Jeremy McNichols. Now the Seahawks are looking to add AB to their high power offense. I expect unnecessary money to be spent on AB come Friday.

Well that’s all we have for this week. We have some good games coming up, lot of games looking to shake up the rankings. Hopefully some teams can score more than 100 points this weekend, and I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.

Let’s Go!

JonnyDIII

Good morning everyone, I hope this finds you well. We have the Recap, Dr. Tilt’s picks recap, and the power rankings. I know some managers are expecting big changes, but NOT SO FAST.

The Game of the Week. This was a snooze fest, and one manager has to be questioning if the draft day curse will ever end.

Bruce was swept away by PeePaw.

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This game had big time ranking implications. Turns out Bruce hates winning. Monday night, Zeke up to bat, and he struck out. Zeke the guy Bruce took right before JonnyDIII after Bruce said he was going Mahomes at 4. Bruce started the wrong QB again and will be chasing points all year, Tannehill put up huge numbers, 43, just not as huge as Matty Ice with 46. JT put up 13 and Tyler Boyd added 10. Jules, Gesicki, and Damien Harris, all had less than 5 points and absolutely crushed Bruce’s chances. PeePaw is back? Roll back the clock, Brandin Cooks and A.J. Brown had themselves a day. But the youth that is Justin Jefferson putting up 35 points, that’s 8 years WR1 potential. Joey Slye the Panthers kicker put up more points than the Panthers starting RB this week, Slye stock is going up. PeePaw beats Bruce 148.2 to 106.2.

Next up we have Mush’s Mongrels taking on CrossFit.

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It needs to be mentioned, right after the draft the schedules for some reason adjusted. Mush has the lowest point scored amount, is 5-1, and ranked “first” according to the app. James Robinson had 13 and CEH had 19. What a sneaky play with Deebo Samuel, a cool 15. Not a ton of production, but that Mush. CrossFit just didn’t have any of his sleeper picks go off this week. A switch at QB and CrossFit wins. Amari Cooper got him some late points with 17, but Cooper Kupp let him down with a TD drop that would have won CrossFit the game. AP put up a dozen and so did Cole Beasely. It just turns out that CrossFit’s bad players were worse. Mush sneaks by 102.47 to 100.3.

Daddy Wombat is upset by Bottom Bunk.

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Some people are calling this the upset of the year. Some people are calling for a forfeit. A lot of talk around this game. Will Fuller with 21 and Chase Clay “cool is the rule” pool, put up 16. They bye week bug bit Daddy Wombat, Foles didn’t have a great week, Benny Snell, and Gabriel Davis, I mean it’s doable, but Daddy Wombat really did all they could this week. Bottom Bunk, makes a trade for a non-taxi player, and puts that person on the taxi squad. Why is Commissioner Mush allowing that? With moves like this I would put up big numbers too. Watson with 46, George Kittle with 20, Keelan Cole 18, and Fulgham with 16. What a weekend for B.B. everyone (except T.Y.) showed up this weekend and he stays hot. B.B. beats Daddy Wombat 163.59 to 115.9.

Batman charters on over to Teach.

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Batman was sick of losing, and he took it out on Teach. Lamar had a good ground day, James Conner, and Miles Sanders played well. The hidden gem is Ronny Jones, 25 points, he’s a great pick. Bob Woods even added a dirty dozen. Batman even left DeAndre Swift on his bench, now there were talks of this being a knock against him for the manager of the year consideration. Well, the media I’m connected to thinks the pick is more important than the play, this does not go against him. If it happens again, well I’ll have to reach out to my sources. Teach, well this one was ugly. Under 100 points. That’s a failing grades even with today’s grading scale. Rodgers 7, Ingram 2, Hill 4, and Parker 5. When your leading scorer is rookie Tee Higgins with 15, that’s bad. Teach is not going to like the power rankings, but maybe this is a lesson learned. Batman 124.8, Teach 86.1.

Touchdown Guy takes on Trashman.

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In the preview I said Hi to Trashman and heard nothing back. Gloves are off. Touchdown Guy absolutely crushed Trashman. TDG didn’t sort his recycling, that’s Trashman’s job. TDG does what he wants doubling up Trashman. Josh Allen was not as tall as he usually is. Derrick Henry, move of the year? D-Train had 39 points, Julio had 29, Christian Kirk added 21, and Calvin Ridley added a sweet 16. Trashman won the kicker battle, Prater had 11. That’s all Trashman gets this week, he put up back to back under 100 point weeks. TDG 174.7 to 82.15.

JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons shoot on over to Pistol.

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It wouldn’t have mattered, but one manager was locked out of their account and could not adjust their roster. The score below will reflect what should have been the final. JonnyDIII finally got production out of Kenny Drake with 28. N’Keal Harry added a goose egg and might be the worst pick of the draft. This is not an overreaction, I mean it. Tim Patrick (up for trade) added a dozen, Diggs with a baker’s dozen, and Scary Terry was a perfect 10. Mike Evans sheesh. Pistol wanted this one. I know this win meant a lot to him. Kyler Murray put up 35, Kelce had 19, and James White added 10.5. It was just a decent outing by Pistol. Getting the points where he needed them, no big misses on the week. And that’s half the battle, you don’t always have to hit your mark, you just have to shoot your shot. Pistol with a big win, 133.7 to 115.65.

Now a recap on Dr. Tilt’s Week 6 picks.

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Dr. Tilt’s Week 6 Prescription

Houston Texans @ Tennessee Titans -3

WIN!

Baltimore Ravens @ Philadelphia Eagles Over 48

WIN!

Kansas City Chiefs -4 @ Buffalo Bills

WIN!

***BONUS PICK***

Green Bay Packers -1 @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Whoops, this one did not turn out good. No extra extra bonus pick.

Last Week: 3-1

Season Record: 16-4

Now let’s look at the power rankings.

Rules are rules, you don’t score 100 you are at the bottom. Trashman has done it two weeks in a row, that’s a tough look. CrossFit stays at the top, everyone gets one. Mush is only ranked in the top 3 based on record alone. Mush has had the easiest and luckiest schedule so far this year. I think Pistol and Bottom Bunk are finding their groove. Both teams are putting up decent numbers and got a little streak going. Bruce, I mean if he can’t beat team 11 he’s going to have to wait until Week 13.

That’s does it for Week 6, I will see you tomorrow for the Week 7 Preview. I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.

Let’s Go!

JonnyDIII

Good morning everyone, I hope this finds you well. We have the Week 6 Preview, Dr. Tilt’s weekly prescription with a bonus pick, and some trade news. No football tonight, but we do have a game of the week.

The Game of the Week. The Cowboys and Giants were a game of the week, now we have our version of that

Bruce rolls on over to PeePaw.

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The battle of the beaten. In the app these two are ranked 11 of 12 and 12 of 12. Bruce needs a win and this is the time to do it, his next best chance is Week 13. With all that went on last week, I, and my researchers for this blog, left out the QB1 Ryan Tannehill was on Bruce’s bench, Bruce lost by less than a point. Tannehill is starting this week. Zeke, JT, and Damien Harris, make up a nice little trio of backs for Bruce. The question is the health of Bruce’s team, Jules and Chark both are questionable, and have been dinged up all year. Hopefully, his team is full health come kickoff and he can put up some points. PeePaw was in a panick earlier today. Le’Veon Bell was deciding between the Chiefs, Bills, and Dolphins. PeePaw has Singletary and Gaskin, both young backs that might lose their job to Bell. Ding, ding, we have a winner in the Chiefs, and PeePaw’s youthful backfield keeps their edge. A.J. Brown, Davante Adams, CeeDee Lamb, and Justin Jefferson, my goodness. This WR core is going to tear it up this weekend. PeePaw is a 12 point favorite and with Lamb and Jefferson turning it on mid-season I have to roll with PeePaw.

Next up we have Mush’s Mongrels taking on CrossFit.

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Mush is doing well, 4 and 1 despite a low scoring team. He should see some upside to Hardman as Watkins is injured, but he will lose some production and most likely touchdown production from Clyde Frog when Bell actually knows the Chiefs’ offense. Deebo is back, hopefully he can provide the uplift in offense his team has been missing. The Football Team should bounce back and give the ball to Gibson this weekend, something they abandoned early last week. CrossFit is barely holding on. He needs to chalk up and get a grip to win this week. Honestly, it’s going to be tough, his players do not have great matchups. Brady taking on the Packers secondary should be interesting on the edges, if Brady remembers the down he should check it down to his backs or tight end. AP takes on the Jags, which is his best matchup. Amari Cooper has to fight for passes and with Andy Dalton who knows if the Boys pass as much. Cooper Kupp should fair well against a beat up 49ers team, but we will have to see. Right now CrossFit is a 7 point favorite, so far I’m going with the home teams, I think CrossFit remains unbeaten.

Daddy Wombat is putting on his nightcap and snuggling up next to Bottom Bunk.

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Daddy Wombat is still hot. But Week 6 is a cold glass of Strawberry Milk. Russ, Kamara, Jackson, Metcalf, Higbee, Lutz, Brees, Olsen, Kmet, and Trautman are all on bye. I am not sure he can roster a team as of today. Can Claypool make up all the offense Daddy Wombat needs? If not, Fuller, D-Hop, Gurley, and Jeudy will help out. Big question marks at QB and TE this weekend for Daddy Wombat. Bottom Bunk had restless legs. Trading Sammy Watkins for Keelan Cole, a 2021 First for Mike Williams and handcuff Mattison, and (still waiting approval) Michael Pittman Jr. for J.D. McKissic. B.B. lacked depth and he got some at each position. B.B. is looking to cash in this year and is hoping his team continues to rise. Thielen, Kittle, Hilton, and Mattison should all have big weeks. Bottom Bunk is a big time favorite at the moment, and looking around I feel like he will be at kickoff too. This is a must win for B.B. and will put him in the playoff hunt. I have B.B. pulling this one off, nothing personal D.W. you are still my favorite team.

Batman charters on over to Teach.

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Batman is in need of a win. Lamar has been bad all year but has a favorable matchup against Philly. Miles Sanders will have a tough matchup against Baltimore, but I like him for check downs. James Conner is going to take on rival Cleveland, and Ronny Jones is facing off against the Packers bad run defense. Batman needs Juju and Shenault to have good days if he wants to compete this week and get back on track. Teach is looking to stay at the top. He has an A+ at the end of the first quarter but is gearing up to end the semester strong. Mixon and Higgins go against another tough defense in the Colts. Marvin Jones and Randall Cobb are in the starting line-up and if he can get points out of these two, things should be good for Teach. I like Parker, Fitzmagic loves him and the Jets are bad. Teach has a couple other sneaky plays with Tyreek Hill and Hockenson, I like the way this team is put together. Teach is a five point dog, but I think he will do his research and pull this game out, give me Teach in a tight one.

Touchdown Guy takes on Trashman.

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I liked these two at the start of the year, but here we are both 2-3. TDG is going to love his trade for Derrick Henry, the guy is good and heating up. Calvin Ridley (manager of the year consideration draft pick Calvin Ridley) is going to absolutely tear up the Vikings secondary. Josh Allen takes on the Chiefs, Chiefs didn’t look so hot against the Raiders, I think Allen is able to do the same. TDG has some questions with Mel Gordon and Julio, if those two can go, I think TDG takes it. Trashman gets his guys back. Kenny G and Aaron Jones should both give T-man the boost his team needs. Cam is back, most likely, and how many TDs will Mark Andrews have against the Eagles? This one is going to tighten up near kickoff as T-man has to adjust his roster, it’s really a coin flip, and since I’m not sure if Trashman reads these, I’m going with TDG to pull sneak one out. If you do read this Trashman, hi.

JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons shoot on over to Pistol.

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This one is personal. Pistol is mad. JonnyDIII is cute. JonnyDIII is currently without a QB in the starting spot, we will have to see if one is put in his lineup come kickoff. Rocking a pair of Cards JD3 is going to get the touchdown points from one of the Cardinals backs as he’s playing them both. JonnyDIII scooped up Tim Patrick off of waivers and is hoping he finds his own on this Broncos team that has some injuries in their receiving core. Also, Nick Foles, can you complete passes to a wide open Mooney. Mooney is money on his routes, always open, Foles just can’t hit. Pistol has one more week to cash in on Mike Davis, what a scoop. Broadway Bob is the player to watch, I like Broadway Bob to be the second target for the Pack after Adams, if he can be and can be that second threat on the Packers, another great scoop. Also, Travis Kelce. That’s all you have to say. Pistol likely takes this one, but I cannot pick it, I can however taste an early 2021 pick. Pistol is a 20ish point fav, assuming a QB is rostered.

Now we have some picks.

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Some words from Dr. Tilt.

Dr. Tilt’s Week 6 Prescription

Houston Texans @ Tennessee Titans -3

We kick off this week’s prescription in the AFC South.  As promised, the Doc prescribed a winner with the fired coach bump the Texans got last week against Jacksonville.  Unfortunately, that bump is going to stop after one week.  Romeo Crennel is 29-55 in his career as a head coach and although he got the Texans on the winning side of things last week he’s 73 years old.  Romeo is not a fine Cabernet Sauvignon, meaning that he’s not better 15 years later than when he uncorked his first head coaching gig with the Cleveland Browns back in 2005.  The Houston Texans are the 31^st ranked rushing defense and are going to get stiff-armed to oblivion by Derrick Henry (sorry Josh Norman).  The Titans are real (ask the Bills), Ryan Tannehill is good, and fans will be in the stands.  Short week?  Yes, but no travel and two weeks off prior due to their COVID-19 outbreak you’ll feel good taking Titans -3 at home.

Baltimore Ravens @ Philadelphia Eagles Over 48

Lamar Jackson admitted it, the Chiefs are the Ravens Kryptonite.  So, let’s take that Chiefs game from a few weeks ago out.  In the other four Ravens games they are averaging 32+ points per game.  That means you need 16 from Philly?  The Eagles didn’t have an issue getting to 29 against a top 7 DVOA defense last week in Pittsburgh.  The Ravens boast a top 3 DVOA defense but you get Philly at home, needing a win, and starting to find some consistency with their offense.  Ravens win but this game gets into the 50’s total. 

Kansas City Chiefs -4 @ Buffalo Bills

The Bills are not as bad as they looked on Tuesday.  Josh Allen is not as bad as they looked on Tuesday.  However, anytime you can get the Chiefs under a touchdown you should feel good about it.  The Bills defense which many pundits thought would be great this year is currently ranked 27^th.  The Chiefs just gave up 40+ to Derek Carr and the Raiders.  Expect a lot of offense and the doc thinks this….. If Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes both drop back to pass 40+ times who’s more likely to make a mistake or two?  Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs coming off a loss make a statement in Buffalo.

***BONUS PICK***

Green Bay Packers -1 @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers

“Welcome in to the Fox NFL Sunday Game of The Week I’m Joe Buck and here with me is three-time Super Bowl champion Troy Aikman.”  You can hear it already can’t you?  The narrative of this game will be two of the greats, Tom Brady vs Aaron Rodgers but like Davante Adams said this week “It doesn’t matter if it’s Tom Brady or Nathan Peterman on the other side”.  Tampa Bay is still dinged up with questions of availability for Evans, Godwin, Fournette, and Scotty Miller.  They’ve already lost OJ Howard and star DT Vita Vea for the year.  Green Bay is moving in the other direction.  They are coming off a bye week, Davante Adams is slated to play for the first time since Week 2, and Aaron Rodgers is off to a start unseen before (highest QBR through the first 4 weeks since QBR began being tracked).  Tom Brady has only been an underdog against the spread 13 times since 2010 (WHAT!?) and is 9-4 straight up and 10-3 against the spread.   But guess what?  Bill Belicheck isn’t walking through that door and if you can’t beat the Bears, you aren’t beating the Packers.  Gamble responsibly and let’s go 4-0 together this week so you get TWO bonus picks next week.  Godspeed.

Last Week: 3-0

Season Record: 13-3

The big news for this preview got bigger. It’s Bottom Bunk. He dropped Royce Freeman, losing his edge as manager of the year. BUT, he then made some moves, giving up a 2021 First, Sammy Watkins, and Michael Pittman Jr. He received Keelan Cole, Alexander Mattison (he has Cook so this is smart), Mike Williams, and J.D. McKissic. His team is complete, but he has to make it count. If B.B. can manage his roster, and pick the right matchups, he’ll make a little noise. Next year, well, that’s next year. P.S. the Doc is going to add a bonus pick per perfect week? That’s like getting a sucker after your visit, and then getting a second one.

That’s all we have for this week, I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.

Let’s Go!

JonnyDIII

Good morning everyone, I hope this finds you well. We are going to get into Dr. Tilt’s Picks first, then we have a big time discussion to be had, then recap, and lastly the updated power rankings. Quick announcement, the Week 6 Preview is going out Thursday.

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Dr. Tilt’s Week 5 Picks

Arizona Cardinals -7 @ New York Jets

WINNER!

Jacksonville Jaguars @ Houston Texans -6

WINNER!

Minnesota Vikings + 7 @ Seattle Seahawks

WINNER!

As a kid I liked pepto and these three picks were just as smooth. Next week, Dr. Tilt will give you a little blue pill, a little pick me up, an extra pick. Find out Thursday who the Doc thinks has a clean bill of health.

Last Week: 3-0

Season Record: 13-3

All a man has is his word and if he can’t keep that then he has nothing and he’s not a man. This quote from an internet search perfectly describes this next image.

The background. Early into the Sunday games PeePaw accused JonnyDIII of cheating. How? JonnyDIII started Justin Herbert over Patrick Mahomes, Herbert projecting 3.67 points than Mahomes. Rationale for doing so, Herbert is a prime time QB (see Rose Bowl), Raiders give up a lot of rushing yards (see Pats v. Raiders), Ekeler is out and Chargers will need to throw the ball, and the matchup is better. Words that cannot be repeated were said, demands of forfeited picks, punishment of walking around with a political sign, and overall slander of one’s name. No facts supporting the allegations. This eventually led to the above mentioned conversation. Justin Herbert not only beat Mahomes projection, which is what JonnyDIII predicted, Mahomes would not get his 32.34 point projection and that Herbert would do more than his 28.67. Herbert being the #22 ranked QB and Mahomes the #4, the common fantasy football manager may see this as a bad move. But if you want to go chalk or do a best ball league and just let the computer decide for you, why even play? Why even make your picks, why not have someone else do it for you? In fact some people did (see below). Mahomes was trailing the Raiders and made a late surge to put up the second most fantasy points of a QB this week, tied with Fitzmagic. Second? Who was first? Oh that is right, Justin Herbert, with 40. If you look at the photo above PeePaw, after JonnyDIII said “You got four (firsts) I want them four”, replies “He has to score 40”. Herbert scored 40 points, PeePaw then should send JonnyDIII his four firsts right? I mean that is what he said above? What does PeePaw do? He doesn’t send the picks, he doesn’t keep his word. PeePaw is nothing. What an absolute joke. Others that were 100% wrong on their takes include; Batman, Pistol, and Touchdown Guy. These managers made false accusations and I hope, HOPE, they finish right in that 5-8 range, losing early in the first or missing out on a good first pick.

Now we will dive into the recap and start off with the game of the Week.

Trashman went to Mush’s Mongrels.

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We have a first. Trashman’s weekend ended after the Sunday afternoon games. He ended the day with 98.9 points. Bad news for the power rankings. But Trashman is still in a decent spot, I mean two of his bench players put up a combined 50 points. That’s because he has two QBs on bench that were active this week and Cam inactive, FOUR QUARTERBACKS. The big hit for Trashman was that Aaron Jones and Kenny G had byes. Next week he should bounce back. Mush’s Mongrels played well. Teddy 2 Gloves is looking to have a good low, low high ceiling and can get you that 30ish point week. Josh Jacobs is back and Hollywood finally performed. Mush wins 123.15 to 98.9.

PeePaw takes a stroll on over to Daddy Wombat.

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PeePaw was wrong twice, maybe three times this weekend. Again, just the awful judgment on doubting one of the greatest fantasy minds in the history of this Pot Cakes Dynasty League. PeePaw started Scotty Miller, goose egg, Mo Alie-Cox, goose egg. If PeePaw shuffles his line up at the TE and flex position he could have made room for these two bench players, Mikey Dubbs and Brandin Cooks, both with over 25 points. YIKES. Daddy Wombat was on cruise control. The perfect game to bounce back from a loss. Daddy Wombat goes on to put up 170 points. Russ, Gurley, Kamara, D-Hop, Metcalf, and Will Lutz, just went off. Never a question in this one, Daddy Wombat cruises past PeePaw, 173.29 to 128.55.

Pistol heads to Batman

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Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne, Dumb and Dumber. That is these two, except not funny. Slippery slope was a phrase used in describing starting Herbert over Mahomes. Slippery Slope is a better description of Batman’s team, dropping four in a row. Pistol does not get credit here. Pistol is the only fantasy manager that had other managers put picks in for him. I was just informed of that earlier, Mush, PeePaw, and myself all helped Pistol with his draft. Pistol 155.1 to 139.7.

Teach takes it to Touchdown Guy.

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Teach scooped up a big name, Fitzmagic, second highest scoring total of the week. Last week he was on JonnyDIII’s team. How good of a manager is JonnyDIII that he had the top three and moved on from the one with the least dynasty value. Mixon, Carson, Parker, Hill, and Moore all gave Teach the base he needed. A.J. Green is someone to keep an eye on, will he get a new team? Or is it over? Touchdown Guy got his bell cow back, but no bell was wrong. Bell might also be on his way out of New York? Is that good for Bell or does he become an afterthought. Darrell Henderson but up a 20 spot, and Calvin Ridley, the reason TDG is a manager of the year candidate put up 17. Then it got quiet. Teach puts stays in the top three and is in a different tier than the rest of us. Teach 136.7 TDG 127.85.

CrossFit squeaks by Bruce.

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What an absolute thriller. I teased this as a game of the week because it would be a comedy, turns out it was a drama feature. CrossFit loses Dak, who was electric all year and hopefully is back next year and can continue to chuck the ball. CrossFit started Cannon who had negative points. Jamison Crowder had 21 and change points, Bob Anderson had 15, and the Kicker Jason Sanders put up a team high 22. Bruce had Zeke with 23. Bruce had two players going Sunday night, Emmanuel Sanders and Hunter Henry. CrossFit wanted that field goal to go in, just to end it. The last minute drive Bruce just needed a catch to get a point and a half. He ended up getting something, and in overtime it pulled to within 0.52 points. A catch for non-negative yards would do it. Short arm pass to Sanders and a skip pass to Henry, the clock struck zero and Bruce loses a heartbreaker. CrossFit 113.82 to 113.3.

Bottom Bunk is looking to spend the night with JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons.

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Revenge game for Kendrick Bourne. Season high 10 points. Thielen and Cook put up 40 combined. Watson had a good week, but not as good as others. T.Y. and Sammy Watkins even add nine a piece. JonnyDIII started the best QB and started J.D. McKissic who had a season high performance. Elite stuff. The Covid bye week did not help the Joyful Demons. Some weeks you have to pick your battles, JonnyDIII has nothing to prove and can no longer be judged for any lineup moves. B.B. wins 139.05 to 109.2.

We will wrap up with the Week 6 Power Rankings.

CrossFit, Daddy Wombat, and Teach are in a league of their own. Trashman didn’t reach the 100 point mark and that is reflected in the rankings, Bruce still needs a win, and Batman only moved up because others had to move down.

That’s all for Week 5, check out the Week 6 Preview on Thursday. BIG NEWS on Thursday. I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.

Let’s Go!

JonnyDIII

Good morning everyone, I hope this finds you well. We have the Week 5 Preview, Dr. Tilt’s weekly prescription, and some closing remarks. You have to wonder, does someone want their business or product mentioned here, like next, like as the Insert Name Here Game of the Week. If so talk to me, if not, check out the plain old game of the week.

The game of the Week. This was a tough one, but it has to be this game.

Trashman heads on over to Mush’s Mongrels.

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This is a big game for the rankings. Trashman is hot, Mush is cooling off. This could be one of the many nails in the coffin to put Mush out of contention. Trashman needs Daniel Jones to figure it out, and the Cowboys defense is the perfect team to do that against. McKinnon, A-Rob, and Mark Andrews must put up big numbers for Trashman to clean up this weekend. The real sleeper pick for Trashman is if Curtis Samuel can turn it on against the bad Falcons defense. He needs consistent production to be a real threat in this league. Mush is facing a bye week for his vet QB. He will look his QB in the eye, mono e mono, and hope Sam Darnold can pull off some more magic (I typed this before news Darnold is out this week but I liked it so I kept it in). Who will be Mush’s QB? I predicted his draft picks and I predict he scoops up Kirk Cousins because the matchup is there and Teddy 2 Gloves, I need to see more from him. Josh Jacobs has been quiet the last 3 weeks and needs to find the endzone again. Hollywood Brown plays the Bengals and should look to take advantage of a division rival. It’s too early to tell who the favorite is as scores will adjust, Trashman has a two can lead, but I think Mush bounces back relying on CEH and Jacobs.

PeePaw takes a stroll on over to Daddy Wombat.

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If you are in a position to sink you ship you might as well. PeePaw lost last week, just absolutely got bodied by a team with no wins. I mean it was a horror show. PeePaw now knows his place in the world and has made a big move. PeePaw received a 2021 First and 2022 First from Touchdown Guy for Derrick Henry. PeePaw has some youth, Singletary and Gaskin but a blow like that all but does him in for the season. The young core he has will be something to watch going forward but we cannot fast forward right now. Daddy Wombat is out for blood after they suffered their worst defeat of the year. Russ, Kamara, Metcalf, D-Hop, and Jeudy, this one is almost too easy. Daddy Wombat will get back in the win column as they are already 27 point favorites.

Pistol heads to Batman.

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This is one of those matchups where the loser should really doubt their chances of making the playoffs. Pistol is coming off of a big win. He needs help at RB. Joshua Kelley should add some more value to his lineup and Montgomery needs to take over as both are now the “main” backs. They don’t have help. Same goes for Kareem Hunt, but he might have to rest up this week. Mikey T, if back, is a big caliber player Pistol needs for a playoff push. Batman needs to win. Currently, the worst team with a win according to the apps rankings. Lamar sat out of practice, so we hope he’s healthy. Noah Fant is doubtful. Where do the points come from? Hopefully James Conner and Miles Sanders can put up some big numbers to make this a close one. Pistol is a 10 point favorite, and I’ll pump him up as I think he takes it.

Teach takes it to Touchdown Guy.

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This was another game of the week option. Teach put together a great performance last week. Touchdown Guy just gave up a 2021 and 2022 First round pick to get Derrick Henry. This is a hot matchup. The principal would pull the plug on this performance because its that HOT. Teach does not have a QB, WR, and TE in his lineup currently as Rodgers, Marvin Jones, and Hock have byes. Chris Carson is a must and Parker needs to be good this week. Otherwise school might be out for Teach. TDG is making moves, his backs are good. D-Train, Melvin Jeff Gordon, and Le’Veon Bell, maybe? His backs are going to produce fantasy numbers, they are reliable vets that will get theirs. The Falcon trio of Jones, Ridley, and Hurst need to get back on track to push TDG into that top tier team category. I have no idea how the scoring will shake out once Teach is out of detention and shakes up his lineup, but I think TDG will be a 13 point favorite, I don’t know math, but that has to be good, give me TDG.

CrossFit is looking to chalk up another win against Bruce.

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CrossFit gets his toughest win and now has the weekend off. Dak, Bob Anderson, Amari Cooper Kupp, Lockett, Crowder, all them guys are clicking. If Ertz can play some football CrossFit will be untouchable. CMC and Ekeler are out for now but if he gets into the playoffs those two will be back and then it’s over. Bruce cannot win. He did this to himself. You don’t go messing with draft picks. Honor and integrity, Bruce does not have either. Dan Quinn is likeable and the players rallied for their coach, well for Bruce’s guys it’s time to act. JT is splitting carries, Zeke is doing ok but not RB1 (overall), he’s RB4, and for me, Zeke needs to do better. D.J. Chark being back is great and if Hunter Renfrow can get some catches, Bruce has a chance. CrossFit is currently a 6 point favorite, I’m going to ride the hot hand, give me CrossFit in the worst v. first.

Bottom Bunk is looking to spend the night with JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons.

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Bottom Bunk is coming off of a big win. Watson and David Johnson have new coaches and a new outlook on life. Can the pair of Thielen and Cook keep it going for B.B. Can Bourne and really only Kittle continue these terrible twos B.B. has on his team? He hopes so. JonnyDIII and his Joyful Demons are distraught. Mahomes could be out, Corey Davis is out, can K.J. Hamler get healthy? Well a sneaky pickup was Tim Patrick WR for the Broncos, he had two big weeks, and hopefully him settling in will still be a 10 point game. Harry needs to play better. Kenyan Drake what are you doing? But the balance of young WRs and vet WRs will help next year. Bottom Bunk is a 24 point favorite and I cannot pick this game but know I want a high value pick for next years draft.

Now we have some picks.

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Some words from Dr. Tilt.

Dr. Tilt’s Week 5 Prescription

Arizona Cardinals -7 @ New York Jets

Remember when everyone thought the Cardinals were really good?  Then they lost 2 straight to the Lions and the Panthers.  Well they might not be as good as we all thought.  A fact the doc does know is that they are much better than the Jets.  No fancy stats on this one.  The Jets are incredibly injured and even before their injuries were probably the worst team in football.  The Arizona offense gets back on track and coasts on the road.

Jacksonville Jaguars @ Houston Texans -6

Always bet on the team that fires their coach.  It’s a tale as old as time.  Coach gets fired, players play harder to make it not look like their fault.  Houston can’t be this bad right?  Everyone hated the Deandre Hopkins trade but they have Deshaun Watson, better weapons and defense that Jacksonville.  Jacksonville was frisky to start the season, but they are back to being what most expect, one of the worst teams in the NFL.  Houston shows up to spite Bill O’Brien.

Minnesota Vikings + 7 @ Seattle Seahawks

Sunday Night Showdown! (If you want to call it that).  In raw stats Seattle’s defense ranks bottom third in points and dead last in passing yards.  Jamal Adams is already ruled out for the game.  Kirk Cousins has plenty of problems (especially in prime time) but they are going to move the ball and score points.  O/U is at 57.5, so Vegas agrees.  Seattle hasn’t played a normal game in years.  Minnesota is starting to figure a couple of things out with emerging Justin Jefferson and improvements on defense the last few weeks.  Expect Seattle to win but not by 8.  Getting 7 instead of 6.5 is huge and at minimum a backdoor cover or push is your security blanket. 

Last Week: 2-1

Season Record: 10-3

Big Announcement: You may have picked up on it in the game previews, but Touchdown Guy sends his 2021 and 2022 1^st round picks to PeePaw for Derrick Henry. This is the spark TDG needs, he just has to capitalize this year, as he put all his chips on the table.

That does it for this week. Let’s all hope that the games are played this weekend. But sometimes you pay for the whole seat and only use the edge. I’ll see you soon. I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.

Let’s Go!

JonnyDIII

Good morning everyone, I hope this finds you well. We are going to catch up on how the matchups ended up, how the Doc did, and the Week 5 Power Rankings. You are not going to want to miss this. Big moves on the rankings, and are there big moves trade wise coming up? Tank season? Comeback season? Or just good old fantasy football ruining a person’s life one week at a time.

The (unsponsored, someday I won’t need the parentheses) game of the Week.

Daddy Wombat took on CrossFit

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I thought I did a great job promoting this game. Crickets. How can someone make that many coffee creamer references and nothing. People drink coffee. One of these top teams are going to need to make a big move to beat CrossFit. Dak put up 55 points, Amari Cooper Kupp combined for 44 points. Mix in a Cole Beasley TD and a Bob Anderson takeover and it’s a wrap. Daddy Wombat played well. Alvin Kamara with a cool 20, Fuller 19, Jeudy and Metcalf with 25 combined for the young WRs. Russ put up his 31. I mean things were going well, and that will show in the rankings. Daddy Wombat performed well, but CrossFit just has it. Daddy Wombat is going to need to make one move for a skill guy to lock in a late playoff run. CrossFit bests Daddy Wombat and remains the only unbeaten 155 to 142.32.

Mush’s Mongrels head to school to face Teach.

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Could you imagine trading a second round pick for a WR4? Well it happened and it cost Mush’s Mongrels. Mush only got 3 points out of Michael Gallup. Antonio Gibson put up 21 and James Robinson has 13. What a night for those young guys. The rest of the team not so much. All those long lessons with Mixon finally paid off for Teach, 39 points. Carson is healthy? Well he had 23.5. Teach really lucked out with Latavius Murray who put up 21 points. Aaron Rodgers is putting up 40 point games and that is scary. He has no help at times from wide receiver and received no help from the draft, but play calling, sheer talent, and an easy schedule thus far, A-Rodg is lighting it up. Teach took Mush to school 168.55 to 140.7.

Bruce was swept away in the current on his way to Trashman.

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There is one unbeaten team remaining, and there is one team that cannot win. Bruce is having a tough time with his matchups, is this draft curse going to haunt Bruce forever? Hopefully. Finally, Bruce is able to put in D.J. Chark, 25 big ones, Emmanuel Sanders and Tyler Boyd put up a dozen a piece and then things cool off. Trashman had everyone put in a good shift for him. McKinnon with 19, A-Rob 19, Landry 15, Kenny G 14, Aaron Jones 19, and Mark Andrews with 19. QB play and the Nick Chubb injury might slow down Trashman a touch, but he’s still looking to dump you each week. Trashman disposes of Bruce. 146 to 117.35

Batman is taking on Bottom Bunk.

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There were teams that were complaining about their ranking. There were also teams humbled by it. Batman got a whopping 8.8 points out of his late round steal D. Freeman. This is manager of the year stuff. Ronny Jones, D. Swift both put up decent numbers but his wide receiving core makes me want to puke. That is what did Batman in this week, no one making plays on the city limits. Bottom Bunk is going to move up the rankings (a little) as he pulled out a big win. Dalvin Cook, Adam Thielen, and George Kittle all put up 20+ point weeks. Sprinkle in some low scores and it’s enough to get a W. Bottom Bunk turned the lights off on Batman, 158.3 to 119.45.

Touchdown Guy takes on Pistol.

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Everyone has a bad game every now and again. Touchdown Guy had just that. Starting out hot with Melvin Gordon scoring almost 25 points, you thought this was over. Calvin Ridley recorded 0 stats. My goodness. The WR1 entering the week, or for sure the WR2, ends with a big ole goose egg. The rest of the team did nothing as well, with Keenan Allen sneaking into double digits and Josh Allen being tall. Pistol’s quick trigger on OBJ finally paid off. OBJ put up 35, Mikey Davis added a cool 19, same with Hunt, and then the rest of his team stayed in the holster. Joshua Kelley should help Pistol as Ekeler will be sidelined for at least a few weeks. Pistol out shot TDG this week 143.65 to 108.5.

JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons dance over to PeePaw

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Tonight, Beatking – Then Leave, plays as loud as humanly possible. No one can accuse Jonny DIII and his Joyful Demons of tanking. Mahomes, Mike Evans, Diggs, Scary Terry, and DALTON SCHULTZ. Let’s get it. PeePaw had a good showing out of Singletary who looks to be sneaking up the RB ranks. CeeDee Lamb is taking over as the WR1 for Dallas. Justin Jefferson is also doing well. I like these young WRs PeePaw has. PeePaw talked a lot of smack leading up to this matchup. The Joyful Demons were unbothered, trading away a good young WR for a 2^nd and 5^th, right before this matchup. Free Fried Chicken Sammy for ya boy. Jonny DIII takes it to PeePaw for his first win, 132.6 to 112.9.

Now let’s recap the picks.

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Dr. Tilt’s Week 4 Prescription

Baltimore Ravens -13 @ Washington Football Team

Ravens won by 14, bang.

Seahawks -6.5 @ Miami Dolphins

Seahawks won by 8, bang.

Atlanta Falcons @ Green Bay Packers Over 57.5

Nope.

Last Week: 2-1

Season Record: 10-3

Let’s dive into the power rankings for Week 5.

I have to address something without giving away any secrets. Mush and Touchdown Guy’s rankings. You are probably thinking the ranking for Mush is a little low and TDG is a little high considering he was on the 100 point watch this week. Well come back tomorrow to see what TDG did to put his team right back in the thick of things. Mush, well Mush is 10^th in points, I would say he still might be too high. CrossFit and Daddy Wombat are still the teams to beat. Teach and Pistol are coming off hot weeks, and even Bottom Bunk gets a kiss on the forehead as he drifts off to sleep after a BIG win.

What a weekend of football. With Covid-19 delaying some games and causing some players to have to sit out, it throws a wrinkle in the lineups this year. If you are lucky you have a great commissioner and they communicated with the league on backups or how a potential Tuesday night game would go. I have that in one of my other leagues. I will see you tomorrow for the Week 5 Preview. I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.

Let’s Go!

JonnyDIII

Good morning everyone, I hope this finds you well. We have the Week 4 Preview, this starts the “2^nd Quarter” of the Fantasy Season. The Pot Cakes Dynasty League is cooking now, and will be interesting how things shake out as the season goes on. But let’s sip on the game of the week.

Our (unsponsored, yah, still unsponsored) game of the Week.

Daddy Wombat is skipping on over to CrossFit

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Macho Man Randy Savage said it best, the cream shall rise to the top. Here we have two juggernauts, undefeated, early season champions. But which cream shall rise to the top. Who is Hazelnut or French Vanilla, or is this a seasonal thing, and one is a Pumpkin Spice or Peppermint Mocha? When will this creamer talk end? We will have to wait until Sunday to see who creams who. Daddy Wombat is hoping their WR continue their (Italian) Sweet (Creme) production, with the likes of Hopkins, Metcalf, and Fuller. And hoping that Jeudy and Claypool put up anything but Vanilla (Caramel) numbers this weekend to be the (Pumpkin) Spice Daddy Wombat needs to push him over the edge. Russ Wilson and Kamara are a guarantee to Toast(ed Marshmellow Mocha) the competition this week. While other teams may Snicker(s) at CrossFit’s RB situation, you would be a (Coco)nut (Creme) to think Dak and Amari have a low scoring week against the Browns. With players as smooth as Butter(scotch Latte) like Ekeler and Cooper Kupp, CrossFit is still the team to beat despite his Original lineup being on the injury list. CrossFit is favored by 7, but I like Daddy Wombat in this Fun(fetti) matchup. Chef’s Kiss.

Mush’s Mongrels head to school to face Teach.

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Mush is looking for a QB that is reliable, a nice, young, charming QB, I wonder if anyone has that for a draft pick, mid to late round pick? Anyways, Jacobs needs to score for Mush, and Antonio Gibson is in the roster after Dobbins just barely scored enough points for Mush last week. Clyde Frog is looking to stay hot as well. I cannot tell if Mush is fielding any wide receivers or tight ends this week. Not a good look. Teach love A-aron, and he’s hoping to Mixon it up with the top dogs. Carson is going to be a gametime decision, hopefully Teach checks his roster Sunday and is not on the links. Teach also wants his favorite student Tyreek Hill to continue to show up in the big time games. Teach is favored by 12, I’ll take him this week to knock down an undefeated low scoring Mush.

Bruce is cleaning up our oceans on his way to Trashman.

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Bruce has a bad team. This is karma for his draft day actions. The better question is how many years will this curse stay with Bruce? Ahhh, he has Zeke and J.T., Matty Ice is facing some good DBs this weekend so who knows if he will continue to put up 400 yard weeks. Trashman is in need of a bounce back game. Kenny G being healthy would be huge, not sure if that will happen. Chubb and Aaron Jones are unstoppable this year. Cam should throw the ball a lot as he will be down against the Chiefs. Can Mark Andrews catch a ball this week? Is Allen Robinson back? We will find out Sunday when Trashman who is favored by 2, takes down Bruce, just like everyone else.

Batman is taking on Bottom Bunk.

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Batman also needs a bounce back game, and this one is served up to him on a silver platter. Lamar plays a bad Washington team, Conner may get some extra rest before he plays, Robert Woods goes up against a bad Giants team, and Noah Fant continues to be the best option for the Broncos. Bottom Bunk beat someone? Oh yeah, Bruce Week 1, yikes. Dalvin Cook, Deshaun Watson, and Adam Thielen all deserve better teams, in real life and fantasy. I am not sure who B.B. puts in his lineup as two of his guys are out. Right now Batman is favored, but he likes the underdog role and will likely be a favorite no matter who B.B. subs in, but I’ll take B.B. to give Batman some motivation.

Touchdown Guy takes on Pistol.

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A great young QB faceoff with TDG having Tall Josh and Pistol having Murray. TDG has Melvin Gordon and Pistol is looking to keep David Montgomery. TDG has Julio, Keenan Allen, and Ridley to go against Pistol’s OBJ, Slayton, and Lazard. Sneaky plays for TDG is Frank Gore and Hayden Hurst. Pistol has Mike Davis and maybe Russell Gage is back this week. This matchup has a good mixed bag of star power and potential upside. One thing that may stick out in this matchup is TDG is not afraid to pull the trigger, he wanted a trade he did it. He didn’t go around flaunting a trade getting something similar to what he wanted, and then back out without a counter. TDG spoke it into existence. That confidence that’s a manager I want to play for and that’s a manager that is in consideration for Manager of the Year. Pistol, he’s putting his safety on and off, but he doesn’t pull the trigger. Right now Pistol is the favorite by 4, but TDG is just too cool, and cool is the rule. Give me TDG (so I can pass Pistol in rankings).

JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons dance over to PeePaw.

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This is a big game. If there were not two undefeated teams going at it this week, this would be the one to watch. JonnyDIII finally faces a team with a losing record. The Joyful Demons look to tear it up with Pat, Diggs, Evans, and Drake. Can JD3 get back on track with the TE position with Dalton Schultz in relief of Blake Jarwin? Anything more than 5 points will be a season high for the position. Isabella is in a revenge game as he was cut by PeePaw, I expect big things. PeePaw needs Singletary to continue to have success. Can the Dolphins stay in the game long enough to get Gaskins his touches? Will rookies, CeeDee Lamb, Justin Jefferson, and Brandon Aiyuk put up decent numbers? Can Derrick Henry get some goal line carries? These two teams need some answers. I think the points scored should tell you who’s going to win this one. JD3 is favored by 3.

Now we have some picks.

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Some words from Dr. Tilt.

Dr. Tilt’s Week 4 Prescription

Baltimore Ravens -13 @ Washington Football Team

Vegas is here folks; we’ve got multiple double-digit lines this week on the board.  They have 3 weeks of evidence and now things get tougher.  13-point road favorite?  Seems risky?  Well it is risky, but it makes sense, so hear the doc out.  Would you say the Texans are better than the Washington Football Team?  Well Ravens beat Houston by 17 on the road.  We know the Browns are better than Washington, they just beat them by 2 scores last week.  The Ravens beat the Browns by 32.  That’s deductive reasoning, right?  Don’t overthink this due to their ugly game on Monday against the Chiefs.  Do you know who looks bad against the Chiefs?  Almost everyone.  Ugly national television loss leads the doc to believe they hammer Washington to get back on track. 

Seahawks -6.5 @ Miami Dolphins

Another road favorite from the doc is being prescribed.  This is the third time you’re getting a Seahawks game on the weekly prescription.  We’re 2-0 in those picks and quite frankly neither of them created a single drop of perspiration.  I don’t think this one will either.  If it was -7 it’d make sense to be afraid of the backdoor cover/push but lock it in at -6.5 while you can.  The Seahawks have the 2^nd highest scoring offense through 3 weeks, the Dolphins boast a T-23^rd offense.  Seattle’s defense is brutal but not bad enough to allow Ryan Fitzpatrick to keep it close.  Expect Seattle to force a few turnovers, Russel Wilson to stay out front in the MVP campaign, and Seattle to win by 10+ on the road.

Atlanta Falcons @ Green Bay Packers Over 57.5

If you’re curious, this is the highest game total of the week.  Not scared.  You’ve heard the Doc talk about Vegas and double-digit lines.  This is a similar gambling strategy and one Vegas hasn’t caught up to yet.  Show me a 60-point total you cowards and then I might THINK about an under!  Overs aren’t just hitting early in the 2020 season; they are being smashed.  Here’s a stat for you:  15 games in the first 3 weeks of the NFL season have gone 58 points or higher (an average of 5 per week for those doing math at home).  The Packers have been in 3 of those and are first in scoring offense.  The Atlanta Falcons have been in 2 (their 3^rd game was 56 points) and are 6^th in scoring offense.  The only concern here is the Falcons roll over and quit on Dan Quinn after back to back embarrassing blown leads.  Monday Night Shootout on the way, don’t bet the under.

Last Week: 2-1

Season Record: 8-2

That does it for this week, should be an interesting week. Hopefully, there is only one defeated team and one undefeated team after this week. The trade deadline is slowly approaching, time for some people to make some moves, I, I am open for trades. I will see you Tuesday? Maybe late Tuesday, it all depends on how the Titans v. Steelers game goes down, either way I’ll see you soon. I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.

Let’s Go!

JonnyDIII

Good morning everyone, I hope this finds you well. We are almost a quarter of the way through the fantasy season, and things are starting to settle in, we are who we thought we are. This week I play “So into You” but the Gambino’s cover of the Tamia hit in the background as I stare at my draft picks. We are going to get to the power rankings, and see how Dr. Tilt did, but first let’s see how the matchups went.

Our (still unsponsored) game of the Week.

Pistol shot on over to Mush’s Mongrels.

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Some managers know what they want, some are in a different time zone. Looking to trade a player for picks, then doing a 180 and wanting players to give up picks. Either way, if you cannot manage your decisions how can you manage a team? I’d call this an upset, but it was really just poor management. Pistol was an 11 point favorite heading in. Good teams win, great teams cover, Pistol did neither. Russell Gage going out hurt me in a different league, so I do feel some of Pistol’s pain. Allen Lazard was the only Packer’s wide receiver to show up on Sunday night and it shows with his production. Murray, Mikey Davis, and Kareem Hunt all showed up, David Montgomery and his trade value did not. Mush again wins (due to strength of schedule, that the commissioner made and changed after the draft, which is a weird thing to think about now that we look at how his team is undefeated and one of the highly graded draft teams is winless, it’s just really odd to see). What a late push, with CEH, Dobbins, and Hardman to play on Monday night, Mush watched the game like Mr. Burns wiggling his fingers together as his players put up points. Stafford and James Robinson showed up. Josh Jacobs was a little bit of a disappointment this week. But Mercole Hardman tripled up plus. Mush could really use some QB help though, rumored to be considering giving up a later round pick for a rookie franchise QB. We shall see. Mush is in a good spot in the win column, but if things get tight and it comes down to points scored, Mush may be missing a Mongrel. Mongrels pounce Pistol 132.26 to 131.2.

PeePaw strolled on over to Batman

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Build me up, buttercup baby just to let me down. It’s opposite day for PeePaw because I kind of went in on him in the preview. Well, he pulled out a win. Single-carrie for the first time, Devin Singletary was able to see a lot of touches with Z. Moss out. Miles Gaskin goes down easy but keeps his points up. Derrick Henry is a slow burn but produced big this week. The rookie WRs are finding their way, Justin Jefferson put up 27 on the bench, but CeeDee Lamb put up a cool 12 and Brandon Aiyuk put up 18. If PeePaw can get Davante back and figure out a RB or two, he might be a contender next year. Batman just didn’t have it this week. James Conner put up 22, Bob Woods 18, and Juju with 14 all gave Batman a shot. But the play from Darren Waller, Harrison Butker, and Lamar Jackson let him short of cashing in and putting PeePaw into an early retirement. Batman slips into 1-2, but he’s still in contention for Manager of the year. PeePaw finally gets a one in the win column despite being one of the lowest scoring teams. PeePaw beats Batman 154.15 to 115.21.

Bottom Bunk should have stayed home versus Touchdown Guy.

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There is nothing like the comfort of your own bed. Bottom Bunk’s bed happens to be a dumpster. Another week just flirting with missing 100 points. Dalvin Cook played well. Everyone else was a snooze. Touchdown Guy is scoring. Josh Allen is so tall. TDG’s pick of Calvin Ridley is going to put him in the conversation for Manager of the Year. Henderson was a nice little surprise for TDG with Akers being out. Keenan Allen is so thankful that Justin Herbert, who I hear is available for trades, is airing it out and only throwing to Allen and Ekeler. Which is makes sense to me. TDG absolutely demolishes Bottom Bunk 140.45 to 104.1.

Teach is an adjunct heading to Bruce.

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Teach saw that Aaron Rodgers was held back last year and still stuck with him. Randall Cobb, an old student put up good numbers as well, oh and Tyreek Hill still good at football. The rest of the team was average to under, with Mixon continuing to struggle and the cheap play on Carson to end his day early. Mark Ingram is almost touchdown dependent. Bruce, he might be the top bunk to Bottom Bunk in this week’s rankings (see below). Tyler Boyd, Chris Godwin, J.T. and Emmanuel Sanders all had double digit weeks. But the downfall of Matt Ryan and that last second pick, paired with Jules and Fournette putting up low numbers, cost Bruce this week. Teach took it to Bruce 132.75 to 120.1.

Trashman was taken out by Daddy Wombat.

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Trashman had a tough matchup this week. His team did well. Chubb, Jeff Wilson, Allen Robinson all had 20 point weeks. But Cam Newton left things a little short, and that was the difference. Solid outings from McKinnon, Aaron Jones, and Kenny G, all led to a good score, but Daddy Wombat has two of the greatest minds in fantasy working together. Daddy Wombat took Russell Wilson who put up a 50 spot, Kamara with 38, and D-Hop with a cool 18. Follow that with average production out of Fuller, Gurley and even Giovani Bernard, that’s right a Giovani sighting, Daddy Wombat was able to get it done. Daddy Wombat remains perfect and producing big numbers. While Trashman moves to 1-2 they are the best 1-2 team out there. Daddy Wombat beats Trashman 193.21 to 156.2.

CrossFit sets PR against JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons.

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What a joke. CMC and Mostert are out. CrossFit subs in Rex Burkhead. Dak 42, Ekeler 26, Cooper Kupp 21, Lockett 32, and Rex Burkhead 31. Cool. CrossFit keeps catching breaks, his gym membership has been free so far. CrossFit is the first to 200 points in a game. Is Patrick Mahomes back? Yes, he put up the highest fantasy total of the week 2ith 54.95. Sony Michel had 15 points, but Rex snipes all he touchdowns. Corey Davis is just a machine, staying at that just about 10 points. Mike Evans absolutely torched the secondary with 2 touchdowns and two yards of dust. Michael Gallup finally showed up. Issues, Mooney and Drew Sample, the cornerstones of the rebuild combined for 3.5 points. JonnyDIII is in the top half of scoring and loses. Again. This happened again. I guess I’m the Lions or Falcons? I put up big numbers, I’m the fourth leading scorer, but have lost every week. Either way, that consolation bracket looks to be mine for the taking. CrossFit power cleans JonnyDIII 206.5 to 154.75.

Now we have some picks recap.

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Dr. Tilt’s Week 3 Prescription were the following:

Los Angeles Rams +2 @ Buffalo Bills

Dallas Cowboys @ Seattle Seahawks Over 55.5

Kansas City Chiefs @ Baltimore Ravens Over 53.5

Some words from Dr. Tilt.

Dr. Tilt stays hot moving to 8-2 on the season after a 2-1 week. Rams late pass interference penalty costs them the game after getting a stop on 4^th down which in turn cost them the +2 cover. First bad beat of the year. Was the Doc worried after starting the slate 0-1, that the losing week might be here in Week 3? NO. Although he started to wonder if things were just cursed this week after D.K. Metcalf soft jogged into the end zone only to have the ball punched out for a touchback. Not a problem though as these offenses stayed hot and the defenses ice cold smashing the over of 55.5. Last but not least, we squeak by the over of 53.5 for the Monday night showdown even with a missed field goal and PAT. Pro Tip: always lock in the Doc’s picks on Wednesday when released because had you waited until the weekend or Monday you may have pushed or took the L.

Week 3: 2-1

Season Record: 8-2

Lastly we have our Power Rankings for Week 4.

CrossFit and Daddy Wombat are absolute units. Bottom Bunk and Bruce are not good. Bottom Bunk continues to flirt with the 100 point mark. Mush moves up as he just gets it done, he’s the second lowest point scoring team, but he is undefeated. His fall will be catastrophic, if it happens.

What a week. I will see you tomorrow as we look at Week 4. I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.

Let’s Go!

JonnyDIII

Good morning everyone, I hope this finds you well. We are going to peak into the Week 3 Preview for the Pot Cakes Dynasty League. I’m playing “Same Drugs” because my team is not what I thought it was at the beginning of the season, but I’ve moved on and made some moves to make the old me jealous. We will look at previews, and see if Dr. Tilt can get back to perfection? Again please check your local, county, state, country, gaming, and other laws to see if gambling is allowed and available near you.

Our (unsponsored, wink wink) game of the Week.

The game of the Week is Pistol has his crosshairs on Mush’s Mongrels.

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Am I putting Mush in a spotlight game to see if he fails? Not important. Pistol pulled off a doozy of a win last week, barely hanging on. Mush needs Josh Jacobs to capitalize on all his touches. If you have that many touches, 30 or so, you have to find six, and Mush needs his top dog to lead the way. Thursday night James Robinson runs into the buzz saw that is the Miami Dolphins, is Robinson a legit RB1/2? We will find out. Hollywood needs a bounce back, and we all will be watching as the Chiefs take on the Ravens. (the actual game of the week) Sneakily, I like Preston Williams on Thursday as well, Mush is going to put up some points early, and will let Pistol know where he needs to shoot straight. Pistol is loading up his roster with Murray, Montgomery, Hunt, OBJ, and Kelce. Can the Browns continue their little hot streak on offense? Pistol hopes so, Pistol also is hoping Russell Gage continues to shoot his shot on the Falcons offense. Let’s not forget, Pistol pulled the trigger on the waiver dropping just over 25%, $52, of his free agent money on Mikey D, Mike Davis injected into his starting lineup. Pistol is an 11 point favorite, I’ll take Pistol in this one.

We have PeePaw strolling to Batman

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PeePaw and hard candy, they both suck. The young WR core is not over performing, he doesn’t have a guy that can push him over the top. They can’t even get him across the crosswalk. Derrick Henry needs to find the end zone and Devin Singletary needs to do more. It’s simple to find the issues, but it’s tough to see how it gets done. Batman is feeling hot hot hot. He has a new player, he added James Conner to his roster. Conner and Sanders are good compliments to his running game. Lamar is going to have a great weekend. Bob Woods and Noah Fant, I like those odds. Fant without Sutton is going to have big numbers the rest of the way. With Batman giving up some draft picks to add some gadgets to his belt, I like Batman to win this one, this is a must win for him he’s favored by 16.

Bottom Bunk is heading to Touchdown Guy.

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The last team in the most recent power rankings is looking for any offense. Bottom Bunk would have had a better weekend if he played Royce Freeman, some crystal ball he has. Watson, Cook, and Thielen need to produce for Bottom Bunk if he wants to get out of bed. I like Thielen having a sneaky turn around game, but the Titans Offense should slow the game down, coin flip for Thielen. B.B. barely scored 100 points last week. We play 11 guys. That’s bad, like real bad. B.B. is another low score game or two from the lights being turned out on his season. Touchdown Guy is the early on favorite. Josh Allen is so tall. Melvin Gordon is commanding the Broncos backfield and will get more work as Drew Lock and Courtland Sutton are both out. What a good trade for TDG, he needs this good RB to keep him in the playoff hunt. Julio and Ridley will combine for a great score. Oh, and don’t forget about Hayden Hurst. TDG does not need the Falcons to win, he just needs them to score, and they love to score. TDG is the favorite by 6, but no one agrees with that not even B.B., TDG for the win this week.

Teach is dipping his toes in Bruce territory.

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This is a big game, Teach can separate himself and Bruce needs a win. Teach has been relying on his favorite student, Chris Carson. Tyreek Hill and D.J. Moore seem to be catching on and doing their homework. Teach needs A.J. Green to ask for some extra credit and see if he can just get to some of the balls he’s thrown. Bruce is desperate. He has the top RB left, Zeke is healthy, he needs to show it. Is this maybe karma for Bruce’s draft day move? Do not know but it would be a real shame if that haunts him all year. Jonathon Taylor is the RB1 and is going to get things going. Chark needs to get healthy and can Jules stay healthy? Will Jules be the sneaky WR vet that takes over? Are the Patriots an air raid offense? Bruce needs it. Teach is the 1-2 point dog but I think he’s an A+, I’ll take Teach.

Trashman is heading on over to Daddy Wombat.

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We saw this on Sunday night. I saw it in my nightmares. Trashman has Cam, and Daddy Wombat has Russ Wil. Trashman has the ground game of Aaron Jones and Chubb, Daddy Wombat has Gurley and Kamara. Wideouts for Trashman are A-Rob and Jarvis. Daddy Wombat has D.K. and D-Hop. I love this matchup. So many big names. If I didn’t want someone to lose in the big game, I mean if those other two teams weren’t deserving, this would be the game of the week. Trashman is counting on Mark Andrews and Evan Engram to give him the leg up, but Daddy Wombat is hoping Fuller and Higbee find the end zone for their teams. Daddy Wombat is a 1 point dog, but I like Daddy Wombat here (I’m not bitter).

Lastly, we have CrossFit looking to out bench JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons.

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CrossFit suffered two BIG injuries, Mostert and CMC. Can he bounce back? Well he takes on an 0-2 team. Dak, Ekeler, and Amari Cooper Kupp, all will need to give CrossFit his baseline of points. Expect good games out of Tyler Lockett and Zach Ertz should have good games. JonnyDIII is in full rebuild. Trading James Conner to Batman for a first and a third round pick. JonnyDIII needing to rebuild. Kenyan Drake, Terry McLaurin, Mike Evans, and his favorite player Corey Davis need to get it going for the Joyful Demons. JonnyDIII has two firsts and three thirds, along with his second, fourth, and fifth. I think JonnyDIII just has to win one consolation playoff game to get a freebie 13^th pick of the fifth round, depending on when the win comes the better the pick odds. But if we look at some of the Joyful Demons, Mooney, Hamler, and newly acquired Drew Sample all are good young players. Najee Harris, Travis Etienne, or Chuba Hubbard will be a Joyful Demon next year. CrossFit is favored by 16 and it’s tough to argue.

Now we have some picks.

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Some words from Dr. Tilt.

Week 2 Recap

Although Dr. Tilt didn’t stay perfect on the season it’s another winning week of prescriptions as Dr. Tilt went 3-1.  The Packers crushed the Lions and easily covered the -5.5.  The Cowboys and Falcons scored a billion points easily hitting the over of 51.5.  The 49ers have more injuries than debatably any NFL team and lost starters on both sides of the ball but had no issues covering -7 on the road against the Jets.  The one loss was the Chiefs -8.5 at the Chargers.  Dr. Tilt would like an asterisk however as that bet even called out playing against Tyrod last week but ended up getting a frisky Justin Herbert due to a game-time scratch for Tyrod. 

Dr. Tilt’s Week 3 Prescription

Los Angeles Rams +2 @ Buffalo Bills

Josh Allen is red-hot.  Week 1 posted his first 300 yard passing game and followed it up with his first 400 yard passing game.  The caveat?  The Buffalo Bills beat the Jets and Miami Dolphins.  This pick is as simple as the Doc just thinks the Rams are the better team and flying a bit under the radar early in the season.  They play in the NFC West and quite frankly Russel Wilson, 49ers Injuries, Kyler Murray and DeAndre Hopkins (WHAT ARE YOU DOING BILL O’BRIEN!) are just better story lines thus far.  Sean McVay “boy genius” is old news to the media.  Dr. Tilt likes the Rams outright on the road. 

Dallas Cowboys @ Seattle Seahawks Over 55.5

Dak Prescott and Russel Wilson are both in the top 5 for passing yards through two weeks.  Russel Wilson leads the NFL with 9 passing touchdowns.  Dak leads NFL QB’s with 3 rushing touchdowns.  Ezekiel Elliot is third in rushing yards.  Both the Seahawks and Cowboys are both top 10 in points scored and yards gained.  Starting to see the trend here?  Expect a shootout with both teams in the 30’s.

Kansas City Chiefs @ Baltimore Ravens Over 53.5

What a Monday Night Football matchup!  It’s hard to find any power rankings that don’t have these two teams at the top.  These two played last year in September and combined for 61 points.  Dr. Tilt expects a lot of the same as these teams have another year of continuity together on offense.  We’re seeing early in the season defenses have suffered the most from a lack of camp and preseason, hammer the over. 

Last Week: 3-1

Season Record: 6-1

Waiver moves, Pistol grabbed Mike Davis for $52, Tre’Quan Smith for $25. Batman scooped Dion Lewis for $13. JonnyDIII added some great depth, Drew Sample $6 and Andy Isabella $4.

That does it for this week’s preview. I’ll see you on Tuesday next week with our Week 3 Recap. I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow. And football is still back baby.

Let’s Go!

JonnyDIII

Good morning everyone, I hope this finds you well. We have the Week 2 Recap, Week 3 Power Rankings, a quick look at Dr. Tilt’s Week 2 pick results, and a last minute summary of who is likely to be searching the waiver wire after injuries from the weekend’s games. I know you are thinking, “What is JonnyDIII listening to while he types this?” I’m playing “Dancing on my Own” the new rendition because I’m hurt. I’m hurt ok?

Let’s take a look at how the game of the week turned out.

Batman at CrossFit.

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You know how some teams just lay an egg on the big stage? Batman needed a sidekick. Miles Sanders, Noah Fant, and Adam Humphries all came to play. Lamar, Bob, Juju, and Anthony Miller (…wonder who saw this coming…) all underperformed. CrossFit is an unstoppable force. He’s taking over. Dak, CMC, Ekeler, Bob Anderson, Mostert, and Lockett, veins. CrossFit is going to face his toughest challenge next week, himself. Mostert injured, CMC injured. You hate to see it, but at least his 2-0 start can buy him time to get those guys back. CrossFit is in desperate need at RB as he can dip into AP to pair with Ekeler and use WRs the rest of the way. I’m not going to count him out, he wants it, he’s built different. Batman 143.3 CrossFit 176.

Daddy Wombat at Teach.

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Do you remember, the 21^st of September, because that is when Daddy Wombat took over. Saving Kamara for the last game, he was the difference. Daddy Wombat took Teach to school with Mr. Unlimited, D-Hop, Higbee, and D.K. That Seahawks duo is going to keep these co-managers happy all year. Daddy Wombat spotted Teach 1.4 points as Benny Snell was in the negative, and Fuller put up a goose egg. Teach showed well, Chris Carson and Mark Ingram getting it done on the ground. Tyreek Hill and D.J. Moore both had better weeks. But everyone else’s average performance wasn’t enough to match Daddy Wombat’s Dynamic Winners. Daddy Wombat 166.1 Teach 141.

Bruce swam to Pistol.

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The bad teams all really put it on the line. Pistol hit the bullseye. Pistol had just enough fire power this week. Kyler Murray, veins, David Montgomery, veins, Kareem Hunt, veins. He has the weapons. Nyheim Hines really let him down, along with Darius Slayton. Bruce bite off more than he can chew, even with Matty Ice, Zeke, JT, Jules all put on monster days. Bruce needs big scores from his big names because he has a few gaps in his lineup. Danny Amendola and James Washington are not bookends for him. Emmanuel Sanders as a #1 let Bruce down and he woke up to a loss. (more on people waking up to loses to come) Pistol and Bruce will take a win whether or not they deserved it. Bruce 159.25 Pistol 160.1.

Touchdown Guy took on PeePaw.

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The trade and game went to Touchdown Guy. Josh Allen is tall, but his ceiling is taller. Josh almost put up a 50-burger in fantasy. That was almost half of PeePaw’s points. Add Calvin Ridley and Melvin Gordon, and you have a nice little trio. Julio had a bad week for TDG but Ridley made up for it balancing things out. TDG lost Barkley for the year, so it will be interesting to see if he makes another move or looks to focus on next season. PeePaw is in rough shape this year. Jared Goff, CeeDee Lamb, and Jonnu Smith all did well. Everyone else was pretty flat. Justin Jefferson hit his projection but that was a low mark. The Scotty Miller move did not work and it should get worse as Godwin returns to the lineup for the Bucs. Gaskin provides some hope for him down the road as he put up some good bench points. PeePaw is going to need to add some more young depth, as he is a team that you think will have a shot in three years. TDG 150.15 PeePaw 118.25.

Mush’s Mongrels at Bottom Bunk.

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Mush is winning due to a favorable schedule. This week he took down the lowest point scoring team, while putting up the second lowest point total himself. Diontae Johnson, that was it for big performances. Everyone else was not so hot. Bottom Bunk hit the snooze this week. John Brown barely going over this week. Everyone else, not good. Kickers went toe to toe as both Blankenship and Tucker both put the ball through the pipes a lot. I think both of these teams are going to fall apart, but Mush might move up a spot or two. Mush 111.06 B.B. 100.95.

Last, we have the most electric game, the best game, JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons at Trashman.

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This matchup reminded me of a Thursday night football game about five years ago. I wrote my first blog post helping out a guy who usually went through the games each week. The Thursday night game was between the Texans and Colts, I think Watson and Luck were hurt, it was Hassleback v. Brian Hoyer. I predicted it to be a 3 to 2 game, Vinatieri with a field goal and J.J. Watt with a safety. I was way wrong, it was a sneaky shootout 27-20. That’s what we had this week, and if I had to lose a heartbreaker, it would be to Trashman.  He’s not going to talk trash to you because he is never on his phone. Trashman had Chubb, Aaron Jones, and Cam Newton. Good for him. The rest of his team was outside of McKinnon, under 10 points. JonnyDIII put up good numbers with Corey Davis, Mike Evans, Stefon Diggs, Terry McLaurin, and Patty Mahomes. Sony Michel and Austin Hooper. I can’t. Tip of my cap to Trashman he wins 162.89 to 162. Now, I know what you are thinking, I run the media account/blog I should have journalistic integrity to not go off on a rant and separate myself from my team for this post. You are WRONG. What a joke, personally I lost on that A.J. Brown review on the first Monday night, and lost by less than a half point in a different league. This week I go to bed Sunday night with a lead and Sony Michel to play against Cam Newton. I had a 40 point lead. Sony what are you doing. I have half the mind to switch back to X-box. Are you kidding me? 19 yards, 1.9 points. Cam goes off for a million. I blame the Chicago Bears. How do you keep Trubisky and sign Nick Foles and leave Cam Newton to sign for nothing to the Patriots a team where he can tear it up. And he did and does and will. But if you are the Panthers, Bears, Lions, Vikings, Giants, Eagles, 49ers, The Football Team, Browns, Broncos, Colts, Jaguars, Raiders, Chargers, Dolphins, and Jets, I BLAME YOU. AND if you are the Cardinals, Chiefs, Packers, Rams, Cowboys, Falcons, Saints, Seahawks, Buccaneers, Ravens, Bills, Bengals, Texans, Titans, and Steelers, are backups bad? Like you could have the world’s greatest backup. Cam would receive worse coaching and would not have had a prime time game. Instead you let him go to the Patriots, and now he has great coaching, has decent weapons in a big body Harry and reliable Jules. He has four RBs he can tease. All of this leads him to beating me in my sleep. I hate everything. This is the worst feeling, sleeping with a lead, and waking up to heartbreak.  But Sony Michel my god, just can someone take over the RB position in New England. And Hooper what are you doing. Both available for trade, I am taking Chubbard next year.

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The injury bug got to Dr. Tilt, and he got one wrong.

San Francisco 49ers -7 @ New York Jets

Jets are still bad, blowout, win.

Atlanta Falcons @ Dallas Cowboys Over 51.5

What a weird game, over, win.

Kansas City Chiefs -8.5 @ Los Angeles Chargers

Justin Herbert is good at football, available for a high end pick, Dr. Tilt first pick wrong, but Tyrod would have been a different outcome, Chiefs would win by at least 6 but likely 14, lose.

***BONUS PICK***

Detroit Lions @ Green Bay Packers -5.5

Undefeated in bonus picks, Pack are back, win.

Week 2: 3-1

Overall: 6-1

Week 3 Power Rankings

If you only score 100 points you drop. CrossFit and Daddy Wombat stay at the top, and Mush is even creeping up the rankings.

Waiver Watch

CrossFit – CMC – Out 4-6 weeks

CrossFit – Raheem Mostert – Out for who knows really

Touchdown Guy – Saquon Barkley – Out for the season

Pistol – Courtland Sutton – Out for season

Trashman – Cam Akers – Out for some weeks maybe, ribs and busy backfield

Mush – Parris Campbell – Out for the season

These are the managers to watch make some waiver moves.

That’s a wrap. See you tomorrow for the Week 3 Preview. Will JonnyDIII get a win, or will he make some trades and acquire more draft picks? I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow. Football is still back baby.

Let’s Go!

JonnyDIII