Pot Cakes Dynasty League Rookie Rankings

Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Rookie Rankings. I felt that there was not enough action in the first round to really dive into a summary so I am just going to get right into the rankings. We will go through the top 64 rookies and add the top 5 free agents.

  1. –    Bijan Robinson – RB1 – Atlanta Falcons

5’11 – 220 lbs. – 21 years old – Rd.1 Pick 8

There should be no surprise here. The Texas RB went as a top 10 pick to the #1 rushing team in the NFL last year. He’s a complete back and should be able to do it all for the Falcons this year. He should be able to. Bijan was the Doak Walker Award Winner for the best back in the NCAA last season. This year it is an easy one. Bijan went to a place where he’s the clear bell cow and his biggest competition will be fighting for a WR2 spot this season. Bijan is the #1 pick by a mile.

2 –    Jaxon Smith-Njigba – WR1 – Seattle Seahawks

6’1 – 196 lbs. – 21 years old  – Rd. 1 Pick 20

This is where things get interesting. Wide receivers have a longer shelf life in fantasy than RBs. JSN went to a team that has their WR1 in D.K. Metcalf and a solid WR2 in Tyler Lockett. Lockett is 31 and has an out after this season. The Ohio State product could slip into the WR2 spot by mid-season. There is no doubt about that. Seattle also added an RB to the mix. The Seahawks are a complete team. That is why you could make the argument against JSN as the #2 rookie, but you have to trust the talent. JSN was the first WR off the board at

3 – Jahmyr Gibbs – RB2 – Detroit Lions

5’9 – 199 lbs. – 21 years old – Rd. 1 Pick 12

I think a lot of people were surprised with the Bama back with this pick. That does not matter for fantasy football. All that matters is that this guy can play and now he has a first round draft pick to force him into the lineup. Gibbs can do it all. He can run between the tackles, but his ability out in space is what fantasy dreams are made of. The Lions just gave David Montgomery a 3 year deal in the offseason and after drafting Gibbs traded away D’Andre Swift. The Lions got it done on the ground last year with Jamaal Williams. The Lions will look to do the same with Monty and Gibbs. I do not know what the Lions will do with Gibbs, but he will get a lot of passing work. If there is one thing that you want in a dynasty RB is the guaranteed passing work. Gibbs will give you that. Gibbs is part of the Lions future, take him and wait to see what that means long term.

4 – Quentin Johnston – WR2 – Los Angeles Chargers

6’3 – 208 lbs. – 21 years old – Rd. 1 Pick 21

This TCU WR was the WR1 in the draft for some analysts. Falling to a team like the Chargers keeps him in the mix. Keenan Allen is 31 and has an out after this year. Mike Williams is 29 and has an out after this year. Justin Herbert has a rocket arm, Quentin made a season out of running down the field and having Max Duggan passing him the ball. I mean Max is great, but I think Johnston will like the QB upgrade. Big body, long arms, and a red zone threat.  Take the chance on Johnston and the possibility that he walks into either Allen or Williams spot in the seasons to come.

5 – Jordan Addison – WR3 – Minnesota Vikings

      5’11 – 173 lbs. – 21 years old – Rd. 1 Pick 23

Addison tore it up at Pittsburgh and then USC. Adam Thielen is gone and leaves 70 receptions available for the next WR. There is no doubt that Justin Jefferson remains the WR1 for the Vikings. With questions of whether or not Dalvin Cook remains on the team could move Addison up 1 spot on these rankings. Addison will also have to compete with K.J. Osborn and Hockenson for targets assuming Addison steps into the WR3 spot. Addison will likely take over as the WR2 as soon as he figures out how to play in the NFL. Addison is probably the last safe pick of the top two tiers of these rookies.

6 –    Zay Flowers – WR4 – Baltimore Ravens

    5’10 – 182 lbs. – 22 years old – Rd. 1 Pick 22

Flowers is a shifty WRs from Boston College. Why does he fall outside of the top two tiers, well the Ravens have not hit on a WR in a long time. Lamar has a new deal, rumors swirl of DeAndre Hopkins being traded to Baltimore. Baltimore already added OBJ, Nelson Agholor and has Bateman and Mark Andrews already on the roster. There are a lot of mouths to feed in Baltimore and how does Zay enter the mix? I think the shifty slot WR will help the Ravens and Lamar with underneath help as plays break down. I don’t think it’s a question of whether or not Zay produces in the NFL, it is only a question of how much in the Ravens offense.

7 –    Jonathan Mingo – WR5 – Carolina Panthers

            6’2 – 226 lbs. – 22 years old – Rd. 2 Pick 39

Mingo suffered a foot injury in his junior year at Ole Miss and did not have a monster senior year. Mingo’s size and landing spot should help him. Mingo’s competition is Adam Thielen, D.J. Chark, Terrace Marshall, Jr. and Laviska Shenault Jr. There are a lot of WRs in the room, but Thielen is the only proven man. Mingo could easily overtake the WR2 spot. It will take a while, but the Panthers are going through a mini rebuild. The Panthers still have all the pieces needed to compete for the NFC South title. It is a complicated matter. But a team that is trying to win, taking a WR this early in the draft, means that he is a part of the bigger picture. That is why Mingo is worth the mid to late first round selection in a dynasty draft.

8 –    Kendre Miller – RB3 – New Orleans Saints

            5’11 – 215 lbs. – 20 years old – Rd. 3 Pick 71

This is an interesting pick here. The former TCU back finds himself in a spot that could result in increased playing time if Kamara is suspended. Kamara has an out after this season with the Saints. Kamara will be 29 next year. Jamaal Williams has a two year deal and then an out with the Saints. Williams is 28. Miller is the youth of the backfield. Williams has never been the lead back for an NFL team. I do not see the Saints only using Williams if Kamara is suspended. This is solely a year 2 move here. The Saints may have Miller as their back of the future, they may also draft a back to be their future next year. Late in the first you are taking a chance on a future RB and that is all you can do here.

9 –    Zach Charbonnet – RB4 – Seattle Seahawks

            6’1 – 222 lbs. – 22 years old – Rd. 2 Pick 52

Charbonnet finds himself in a 1-2 punch situation. The former Michigan and UCLA RB has the size advantage over Kenneth Walker, so that should bode well for goal line work. The Seahawks love to use their backs. I think the Seahawks run these two backs in the same way. Walker and Charboneet should have a balanced workload next season. This is both good and bad. You will go week to week not knowing which RB to play, but that does allow for the chance for Charboneet to hit each on a given week. Charboneet will play and you have to hope that he turns into the goal line back for Seattle.

10 –    Jayden Reed – WR6 – Green Bay Packers

            5’11 – 187 lbs. – 23 years old – Rd. 2 Pick 50

Reed the former Michigan State WR finds himself on a team that needs WR help with a “rookie” QB. Jordan Love has plenty of weapons on the team now. You will see more of the Packers weapons in these rankings. Reed will play opposite of Christian Watson and provide a lot of underneath help for Jordan Love. Reed should be able to rack up a lot of receptions on this Packers squad. Watson will still provide big plays but if the Packers want success they will have to control the ball. Reed can be that option for Green Bay, now it is on the shoulders of Jordan Love to get Reed in the papers.

11 –    Tayjae Spears – RB5 – Tennessee Titans

            5’9 – 195 lbs. – 21 years old – Rd. 3 Pick 81

This Tulane RB finds himself as the heir apparent to Derrick Henry. Henry has to stop at some point right? If for some reason the Titans decide to go full rebuild and trade Henry in the offseason then Spears finds himself as the new RB1 for a team. Spears is the pick here solely for the basis of need. Spears may be a year wait but you have to take that chance. Henry is in the last year of his deal, the team took Will Levis, everything is pointing to a rebuild, let Tayjae spearhead the rebuild.

12 –    Marvin Mims Jr. – WR7 – Denver Broncos

            5’11 – 177 lbs. – 21 years old – Rd. 2 Pick 63

Mims runs a 4.3 and the Oklahoma WR should take over Tim Patrick and K.J. Hamler for the WR3 position. The Broncos have Sutton and Jeudy. Sutton has an out after this year and Jeudy has two years left on his rookie deal. I do not know how the cap works, full disclosure, but the Broncos should move forward with Jeudy and let Sutton test free agency if they run into money problems. That is good news for Mims. Either way, this part of the draft you have to take your chance on the round selection over the fit. Mims is a high value pick and should see production during the second half of the season at worst.

13 –    Rashee Rice – WR8 – Kansas City Chiefs

            6’0 – 203 lbs. – 23 years old – Rd. 2 Pick 55

The SMU wideout finds himself in a crowded WR room. The only good news is that he could come out on top. I do not know that anyone is sold on MVS, Toney or Moore. The Chiefs did not use Moore a ton last year, Toney was traded from the Giants, and MVS was part of a weak free agency class. Rice was a pick later than Moore, so the Chiefs have a similar investment in the draft pick. Moore only produced 250 receiving yards last season. While it is obvious the Chiefs passes go to Travis Kelce, at some point a Chiefs WR has to hit right? I mean they cannot keep winning by throwing the ball to Kelce and then just a little here and there right? Take the late first round pick on a highly draft WR on an explosive offense and hope he gets on the field.

14 –     Anthony Richardson – QB1 – Indianapolis Colts

6’4 – 244 lbs. – 20 years old – Rd. 1 Pick 4

The Florida Gators QB is the most athletic NFL prospect of all time. Richardson has the most upside of any of the QBs in the draft and he can scramble. Richardson’s rushing upside is why he is worth the gamble. We are now through all the “guaranteed” production guys. Now you look for best upside. Coach Steichen and Jalen Hurts now Coach Steichen and Richardson. I mean that is what we are all hoping. Let’s see if it works out. Richardson is the QB1 of the draft as he has the most fantasy upside.

15 –     Dalton Kincaid – TE1 – Buffalo Bills

6’4 – 246 lbs. – 23 years old – Rd. 1 Pick 25

I am anti-tight end, but this former San Diego and Utah TE was taken in the first round by a team that needs an additional pass catching option. Kincaid is rumored to be in the mix for a slot type role for the Bills. People say that Kincaid is more receiver than tight end, but he runs a 4.7 40. I get that he will be a matchup nightmare and that Josh Allen is pumped to have him. We will see, you have to follow the draft capital. The AFC East is stacked with talented defenses, maybe the mismatch at tight end will be exactly what the Bills offense needs.

16 –  Roschon Johnson – RB6 – Chicago Bears

6’0 – 219 lbs. – 22 years old – Rd. 4 Pick 115

The other Texas RB, Roschon is a bruising back. You want to talk about a complete gamble, we have no idea who the lead back will be for Chicago this season. Foreman, Herbert and now Roschon to the mix. If you want the upside pick, Roschon is it. He can be a 3 down back if needed, but it’s probably a shared workload this fall.

17 –   Devon Achane – RB7 – Miami Dolphins

5’9 – 185 lbs. – 21 years old – Rd. 3 Pick 84

I know what you are all saying. I’m trying to bury this pick here so JD3 can potentially draft him with the 25th pick. Maybe. But in reality he’s so small. He’s in a great spot, Mike McDaniel lost his mind when this pick was made. The Texas A&M back runs a 4.3, he’s a burner. The Dolphins have a full backfield. Mostert and Wilson both signed 2 year deals, but I’m pretty sure they both have an out after this year. You have to assume that Achane is going to be used in McDaniel’s offense with how much he loves speed guys. Achane is fast, but how fast will he become a part of the Dolphins offense.

18 –     Michael Mayer – TE2 – Las Vegas Raiders

6’4 – 265 lbs. – 21 years old – Rd. 2 Pick 35

The Notre Dame tight end was a lot of people’s TE1 entering the draft. He falls to the perfect spot. The Raiders need a TE, Michael Mayer happens to be a tight end. Mayer set a reception record at Notre Dame for the tight end position. All the guy did was produce, he has all the tools to produce at the NFL level. Jimmy G threw the ball to Kittle, we will have to see if that trend continues with Mayer.

19 –     C.J. Stroud – QB2 – Houston Texans

6’3 – 215 lbs. – 21 years old – Rd. 1 Pick 2

Stroud had his best game when Ohio State played Georgia. He was able to throw and run. His running ability is what keeps him ahead of Bryce Young. Stroud and Young are the two NFL ready QBs, but the upside of Richardson is just too much.

20 –     Nathaniel “Tank” Dell – WR9 – Houston Texans

5’8 – 165 lbs. – 23 years old – Rd. 3 Pick 69

C.J. Stroud wanted one guy, that guy was Tank Dell. Tank fell in the draft due to his six. He is an Alabama A&M, Independence Community College, and former Houston WR. Dell is a burner at 4.3. The issues being his size obviously, but the Houston WR room is wide open. Nico, Metchie and Bob Woods are all there but none of their spots are locked in. Stroud has his best connection with Dell and that helps going into a rookie season.

21 –     Jalin Hyatt – WR10 – New York Giants

6’0 – 189 lbs. – 21 years old – Rd. 3 Pick 73

We are getting into it now. We find the former Tennessee stand out that benefitted from a good “offense.” Somehow Hyatt is the only WR in the draft that suffered from being productive. If I had a Coach in mind to put a gadget WR on the team it would be first Andy Reid and then Brian Daboll. Daboll has drafted two WRs. Jalin Hyatt and Wan’Dale Robinson. Kadarius Toney was the previous coaches pick and Daboll traded him. Daboll will play his guys, that is why Hyatt sneaks into the back of the second round. He produced in college and found his way to a team that has a coach that can create a scheme to utilize him.

22 –     Josh Downs – WR11 – Indianapolis Colts

5’9 – 171 lbs. – 21 years old – Rd. 3 Pick 79

The former Tar Heel capped off his college career with back to back 1,000 yard seasons. The guy was good in college and projected to go earlier in the draft. Here we are, just sneaking into the early third round category. Downs is small, pretty fast, produced, and is on a team with a new QB. There is no precedent for who the WRs will be here. You have to think that Pittman and Pierce solidified their spots as productive WRs in the NFL. But a new coach, new QB, Isaiah McKenzie and Josh Downs, Josh could sneak into the starting lineup if he and Anthony Richardson hit it off during rookie camp.

23 –     Sam LePorta – TE3 – Detroit Lions

6’4 – 249 lbs. – 22 years old – Rd. 2 Pick 34

The former Iowa TE went before Mayer in the draft. The moment he lands in Detroit, he is the tight end one for the team. He has no competition. The Lions are without Jameson Williams for 6 games. The Lions will need to make up for that empty projected target share. This is where LePorta can make some noise early and establish a relationship with Goff that carries through the season. Iowa has only produced quality tight ends. Here at the end of the second round, LePorta is a no brainer.

24 –     Michael Wilson – WR12 – Arizona Cardinals

6’2 – 209 lbs. 23 years old – Rd. 3 Pick 94

The Stanford Cardinal becomes an Arizona Cardinal and we wait to see if DeAndre Hopkins is traded before the season starts. Wilson was injured pretty much all of his college career. Kyler is going to be out the start of the season, so Wilson does not need to be ready Week 1, he just needs to be ready for when Kyler is healthy. Wilson is a long play but he has the NFL size. Now we just have to see if he can get it done.

25 –     Cedric Tillman – WR13 – Cleveland Browns

6’3 – 215 lbs. – 23 years old – Rd. 3 Pick 74

Tillman and Hyatt were teammates at Tennessee, picked back to back in the draft, yet Tillman is much lower on the dynasty draft boards. Tillman has great size, but he lands in a spot that is not great. The Browns love to run the ball. The Browns have Amari Cooper, Donovan Peoples-Champion-Jones, Elijah Moore, and last years pick David Bell. It is a crowded room. While this is a great move for the Browns, it is not a great fantasy football move for us.

26 –     Bryce Young – QB3 – Carolina Panthers

5’10 – 204 lbs. 21 years old – Rd. 1 Pick 1

The former Bama QB was the first pick for a reason. Without having any sure things left on the board, follow the pick. Stash Young on your bench. Young will have value in the NFL, if he’s a hit then you will be able to trade him or trade your starter. If he is a miss just look at the choices made around this pick and you will likely feel ok with following the high pick value. Young more than likely will be an incredibly safe QB, think Kirk Cousins like. Decent fantasy production but nothing that is going to win you the week. If you do not have a QB, Bryce is an ok pick while you search the waiver wire each week for some upside.

27)-     Cartavious “Tank” Bigby – RB8 – Jacksonville Jaguars

            6’0 – 213 lbs. – Rd. 3 Pick 88

Tank was the SEC Freshman of the year, then hat a 1,000 yard season, and then just missed 1,000 yards. I mean Tank has a shot at getting in the mix. Etienne is smaller and was banged up last year. Tank should see some touches. Hasty is a speed guy but should be mixed in the passing game. Tank has a chance at the RB2 spot on a team and this late in the draft, that is all you can ask for.

28)-     Chase Brown – RB9 – Cincinnati Bengals

            5’9 – 215 lbs. – Rd. 7 Pick 59

Now Chase has an uphill battle here. He runs a 4.4 and put up 25 reps. He’s a lot of power in a little body. He seems to have solid hands out of the back field and steps right into the Gio Bernard role that the Bengals are missing. That is what you have to hope for. It is a reach, but sometimes you have to take your shot.

29)-     Derius Davis – WR14 – Los Angeles Chargers

            5’8 – 168 lbs. – Rd. 4 Pick 125

Davis runs a 4.3 and is a little burner. The Chargers are missing exactly that. They have big fast guys, mix in a little one underneath. Davis has all the same potential upside that Johnston has for getting in the mix. I mean less of a chance but still a chance. He gives the Chargers a different look, but all you have to do is get down field and let Herbie throw you the ball.

30)-     Tyler Scott – WR15 – Chicago Bears

            5’10 – 177 lbs. – Rd. 4 Pick 133

Let’s not get too crazy here. Scott was picked earlier than most, he is on a team that has D.J. Moore, Chase Claypool and Darnell Mooney. His odds of starting are not great. But, he has a chance to be the first guy off the bench. Tyler Scott’s competition is Equanimeous St. Brown or Velus Jones Jr. As we get this far in to the draft, you have to grab guys that are closet to the field, Scott provides that.

31)-     Justin Shorter – WR16 – Buffalo Bills

            6’4 – 223 lbs. – Rd. 5 Pick 150

I mean this is a large human being. Diggs and Gabe Davis have a lock on the field. Trent Sherfield is the slot but if you have the option to run two big WRs and Diggs, wouldn’t you have that package as well? At 6’4 running a 4.55 is pretty solid. I mean Shorter was able to catch passes from an inaccurate AR15, Allen has a monster arm too. I think he should be able to adjust and see some Gabe Davis type big plays for the Bills

32)-     Evan Hull – RB10 – Indianapolis Colts

            5’10 – 215 lbs. – Rd. 5 Pick 176

Hull is in an interesting spot. He has JT in front of him obviously. Behind JT is Zack Moss. I mean if you are a rookie RB, wouldn’t you like the guy in front of you to be Zack Moss? I would. Hull had a decent rushing total and some good reception work. He seems to be a complete back. That should give him a good shot at getting in the mix.

33)-     Luke Musgrave – TE4 – Green Bay Packers

            6’6 – 253 lbs. – Rd. 2 Pick 42

Packers invested a lot in Musgrave. Packers need a TE. Packers have a young QB. Tight ends struggle early. This is a long play and is something that you will have to hope for the best, whether or not it pans out we do not know. But in the third that is as good of a chance as any. Use your early picks on skill positions and take your TE later. This is the gamble that’s worth it.

34)-     Will Levis – QB4 – Tennessee Titans

            6’4 – 229 lbs. – Rd. 2 Pick 33

Levis has a decent shot at starting in the middle of the season. You have a shot at a backup QB here in the late third or you can take a chance on a hopeful starter in a couple years. I think if you are a QB needy team, Levis is worth the gamble. Big arm and D-Hop, what more could a rookie need.

35)-     Puka Nacua – WR17 – Los Angeles Rams

            6’2 – 205 lbs. – Rd. 5 Pick 177

With decent size and a decent depth chart, Puka has a shot. Ben Skowronek and Van Jefferson are fine, but they could be overtaken. Cooper Kupp is the only for sure option. There are rumors of Kupp being traded. If he is gone that opens up the door for Puka. Could you imagine the future of the Rams in Stetson Bennett and Puka Macua’s hands.

36)-     Kayshon Boutte – WR18 – New England Patriots

6’0 – 195 lbs. – Rd. 6 Pick 187

We finish out the third round with an absolute hit. This LSU product had success when Chase and Marshall sat out. He ran a 4.5 and doesn’t have a great vert. He did not finish well without Burrow. But Bill knows that there was something there once and with only Juju, Devante Parker and Kendrick Bourne in front of him, maybe he sees the field. These are the risky prospects you have to go after this late in the draft and I still have to find 19 more picks.

37)-     Zach Evans – RB11 – Los Angeles Rams

            6’0 – 215 lbs. – Rd. 6 Pick 215

The Rams backfield has been a mess. Let’s add Zach Evans to the mix. Cam Akers and Kyren Williams are the 1-2 punch for now. Evans just has to be available to get on the field. I am not sure how much faith McVay has in Akers. I have no clue how much faith McVay has in Williams. While there are plenty of free agent backs available that could cause an issue for Evans hopes, you have to take the chance on Evans here.

38)-     DeWayne McBride – RB12 – Minnesota Vikings

            5’11 – 209 lbs. – Rd. 7 Pick 222

All McBride did was have 1,300 yards his second year at UAB and 1,700 yards his last year. That is a lot of yards. Vikings waived Dalvin Cook. Alexander Mattison is the RB1, Ty Chandler is RB2, Kene Nwangwu is RB3 and DeWayne McBride is RB4. Now that is not great. But weirder things have happened. McBride could easily jump into the RB2 spot. Vikings love to run the ball, give the guy a chance.

39)-     A.T. Perry – WR19 – New Orleans Saints

            6’3 – 205 lbs. – Rd. 6 Pick 195

I mean when is the last time Michael Thomas has played? Chris Olave is a lock for the Saints WR1. Rashid Shaneed is the other WR to worry about. On the bench there is Bryan Edwards and Tre’Quan Smith. So A.T. Perry does have a lot of average WRs to go up against. But he has a shot. That is all we can work with in the 4th round. A.T. Perry was a two time first-team all-ACC. That’s good. He has decent size, decent speed, maybe we have something here.

40)-     Xavier Hutchinson – WR20 – Houston Texans

            6’3 – 205 lbs. – Rd. 6 Pick 205

I mean Xavier is a backup on the Texans. Texans have Nico Collins, Robert Woods, John Metchie and Tank Dell. Everything is open. We do not know who will make it out of the Texans WR core, but as a late round flyer, why not take the chance on a guy that has some potential to end up in the mix.

41)-     Israel Abanikanda – RB13 – New York Jets

            5’11 – 215 lbs. – Rd. 5 Pick 143

First-Team All-American in 2022. Breece Hall was injured, Michael Carter has been injured, and Israel is athletic. This late you have to just hope and see. Israel is fast and could be part of a rotation going forward.

42)-     Eric Gray – RB14 – New York Giants

            5’10 – 210 lbs. – Rd. 5 Pick 172

Eric Gray could be the backup. Saquon is on a one year. Breida is the other back. I like my odds if I’m Eric Gray and the competition is Breida. This may be the steal of the draft. Eric Gray is not a real speedster, but you have to go with opportunity.

43)-     Luke Schoonmaker – TE5 – Dallas Cowboys

            6’5 – 250 lbs. – Rd. 2 Pick 58

You have to trust the draft capital here. Jake Ferguson is the Cowboys current TE1 for the Cowboys. Taking a TE in the second round should make Schoonmaker the starter by the end of the year. While no TE should produce in year 1, Schoonmaker is a good choice for the long play.

44)-     Charlie Jones – WR21 – Cincinnati Bengals

            5’11 – 175 lbs. – Rd. 4 Pick 131

Small and fast. The Bengals are one of the best WR cores. I do not see a way for him on the field. But the Bengals are going to have to pay some WRs soon, if they let any walk, then Jones has a shot.

45)-     Hendon Hooker – QB5 – Detroit Lions

            6’3 – 221 lbs. – Rd. 3 Pick 68

Hendon is behind Goff. Hendon needs to get healthy. Give him the one year on your Taxi and see what happens. That all the pick is here.

46)-     Trey Palmer – WR22 – Tampa Bay Buccaneers

            6’0 – 192 lbs. – Rd. 6 Pick 191

Palmer runs a 4.3. He has to see the field for some packages. Palmer can do the Scotty Miller role. Maybe he produces more than Scotty Miller. Mike Evans is up there in age, Chris Godwin has had some injuries, and Russell Gage is there. I think they have to make some plays for Palmer, this division is wide open, the Bucs will need to get creative to win some games.

47)-     Parker Washington – WR23 – Jacksonville Jaguars

            5’10 – 212 lbs. – Rd. 6 Pick 185

Washington had an injury in 2022 that had him sit out the season. Take the mystery here and hope it works out. Washington did not ever have a monster season, so you have to trust the scouts making this pick.

48)-     Stetson Bennett – QB6 – Los Angeles Rams

            5’11 – 190 lbs. – Rd. 4 Pick 128

There is a chance that Stetson takes over. There is another chance that Stafford retires. We don’t know what is going on for the Rams. But Stetson is a good long play this late. Another QB throw on your taxi and see if anything happens.

49)-     Darnell Washington – TE6 – Pittsburgh Steelers

            6’7 – 265 lbs. – Rd. 3 Pick 93

Washington is big. Steelers will likely go back to running the ball a lot which will be a lot of play action. They have Freiermuth and Pickens, but I mean 6’7 is a lot of receiver to throw at. I think Washington has longevity in the league as a redzone threat. He’s just so big.

50)-     Tucker Kraft – TE7 – Green Bay Packers

            6’5 – 259 lbs. – Rd. 3 Pick 78

Packers doubled down on TEs. Kraft is athletic but he went to a small school. We have no idea who the Packers will focus on next year, but with a young QB you have to think that TEs going to get some work. Take Kraft late and hope that he gets more work than Musgrave.

51)-     Chris Rodriguez Jr. – RB15 – Washington Commanders

            5’11 – 224 lbs. – Rd. 6 Pick 193

I mean he’s a big boy. He played 8 games and had 900 yards last year. The year before he had 1,300. I mean this is a lot of man, and we don’t know if the Commanders like Antonio Gibson. B-Rob and Rodriguez could be the 1-2 powerful punch that Ron Rivera want to work with. Ron Rivera wants to grind it out and control the game, these two backs give him that option.

52)-     Deuce Vaughn – RB16 – Dallas Cowboys

            5’5 – 179 lbs. – Rd. 6 Pick 212

Vaughn is going to make the team he has too, his dad is a coach. Vaughn is small. He produced a lot at Kansas State, he can catch out of the backfield. It is Pollard then Malik Davis. Pollard is on a 1-year deal. Maybe Vaughn ends up being part of next years backfield, we don’t know. This late in the rounds, I have to think Vaughn makes the team and then you have to hope.

53)-     Tre Tucker – WR24 – Las Vegas Raiders

            5’9 – 182 lbs. – Rd. 3 Pick 100

Tucker is buried on this depth chart. But he was a high pick. Tucker runs a 4.3. I have no clue how he plays or why the Raiders picked him. Either way, Tucker can’t be one of the many Raiders’ busts right?

54)-     Dontayvion Wicks – WR25 – Green Bay Packers

            6’1 – 206 lbs. – Rd. 5 Pick 159

Packers went in hard on the offensive positions this draft. Two TEs and two WRs. Wicks is a backup. He’s behind Reed, Doubs, Watson and maybe Toure. Who knows. Take the guy and hope him and Love have a connection.

55)-     Elijah Higgins – TE8 – Miami Dolphins

            6’3 – 234 lbs. – Rd. 6 Pick 197

Higgins played WR at Stanford and runs a 4.5. He is undersized for TE but Mike McDaniel is an offensive mind, so wait and see what he draws up.

56)-     Colton Dowell – WR26 – Tennessee Titans

            6’3 – 212 lbs. – Rd. 7 Pick 228

Runs a 4.4 and is UT Martin’s all-time leader in receiving yards. It’s Burks and D-Hop and no body else, maybe Dowell has a connection with Levis and works his way in the lineup.

57)-     Antoine Green – WR27 – Detroit Lions

            6’2 – 199 lbs. – Rd. 7 Pick 219

Not a lot to say here. He’s a backup, Lions don’t have a lot, maybe he sees the field. We are running out of options.

58)-     Jalen Brooks – WR28 – Dallas Cowboys

            6’2 – 205 lbs. – Rd. 7 Pick 244

Not very promising, but we are running out of options. He was second on the Gamecocks in receptions and yards in 2022. That seems ok.

59)-     Ronnie Bell – WR29 – San Francisco 49ers

            6’0 – 192 lbs. – Rd. 7 Pick 253

Yeah, Bell is pretty normal. He peaked his last year with almost 900 yards. Not a lot to work with, maybe the 49ers see something in him.

60)-     Lew Nichols III – RB17 – Green Bay Packers

            5’10 – 220 lbs. – Rd. 7 Pick 235

Lew buried on the depth chart. Jones is likely gone after this year, A.J. Dillon on the last year of his deal, and Lew could replace him. We don’t know where the Packers will go in the next couple years, they could be facing a total rebuild, Nichols being a young back could be the future. That is very hopeful thinking, but that is where we are at.

61)-     Jake Haener – QB7 – New Orleans Saints

            6’0 – 207 lbs. – Rd. 4 Pick 127

This guy did a whole photo shoot for his rookie picks. That’s all I got for you.

62)-     Kenny McIntosh – RB18 – Seattle Seahawks

            6’0 – 210 lbs. – Rd. 7 Pick 237

This guy is a winner, put him on your team. He’s a dual threat so I think he will find work somewhere in the NFL. He is slow, but a winner.

63)-     Aidan O’Connell – QB8 – Las Vegas Raiders

            6’3 – 210 lbs. – Rd. 4 Pick 135

Aidan is QB 3 behind Jimmy G and Hoyer. That is why you take him.

64)-     Mitchell Tinsely – WR30 – Washington Commanders

            6’1 – 205 lbs. – Undrafted Free Agent

Tinsely is the best undrafted free agent. It is unlikely he makes the team but we are out of draft picks with a better shot, maybe Tinsely finds his way on an iffy Commanders Depth Chart.

That does it for the rookies. There are some top end rookies, but I don’t know what it is about this year. It seems like a lot of good guys ended up in bad situations. That makes it tough to really buy into some of these guys. Now we are on to the top 5 free agents.

1)-       Derek Carr – QB – New Orleans Saints

There are not a ton of options, Carr has a new opportunity to throw the ball to Olave. That is the only thing really separating him from the rest of the QBs that are still available.

2)-       Matt Breida – RB – New York Giants

Again, not a lot of options. Breida is the only back that should get work out of the group of free agent RBs. Saquon should get a lot of the work, but how much does Saquon want to play? I thin Breida may be in the mix more even though all of his contract incentives are tied to the playoffs.

3)-       Russell Gage – WR – Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Gage is the ony starter of the free agents at this point. Gage has shown flashes and with Godwin being injured here and there and Evans getting up there in age, Gage may see some extra touches in a given week.

4)-       Austin Hooper – TE – Las Vegas Raiders

Hooper has been on this list for awhile. He had a huge season back on the Falcons but has shown minimal flashes here and there. We seem to be super thin in the free agent market this year.

5)-       Foster Moreau – TE – New Orleans Saints

Jujuan Johnson should be the TE1 for the Saint. But he has familiarity with the Raiders Derek Carr. I would think that there is a connection there as Carr gets familiar with Saints offense. It may be a hit in a TE depleted league.

Well that does it, we have 69 players, 64 rookies and 5 free agents. The Pot Cakes Dynasty Draft is taking place this Sunday and we cannot wait to get back in the mix. A recent trade has taken place between Pistol sending Skyy Moore to Bruce for a second round pick. I hope you all have had the chance to soak in the summer sun as we are getting closer to the football season. Best of luck and I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.

Let’s Go!

JonnyDIII

Pot Cake Dynasty League Mock Draft

Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Mock Draft. I know, I know, I am behind on League Awards. I promise they will come. I have been focusing on me a lot lately. Eating a lot of popcorn, working out because I eat too much popcorn (and ice cream don’t judge me, ice cream is so good, I am probably going to get a big ice cream for the draft). I did a draft with no trades, then I thought I am going to be so wrong with my picks anyways so why not throw in a lot of trades. I am confident with pick 1, end of list. Some problems we face with this draft is that there is only 3 guys that are the clear cut #1 at their position. Those positions are RB, Guard and Safety. Yes, I am not counting D-Line and Edge because of off the field stuff and rumors of a preferred edge. I would just go Carter and Anderson, but there is a possibility that it is Wilson and Kancey. Picks that are available for trade 2 and 3 and 5 through 31. I mean we are in for a real treat come Thursday (like a big ole ice cream). I hope your team gets everyone that they want or that you team stocks up on so many draft picks that its not even funny. If your team is the Dolphins I just hope your QB stays healthy the whole season and wins it all. As a side note we are going head-to-head with the Watercoolerguy his mock is here https://waterc00lerguy.wordpress.com/2023/04/24/the-2023-mock/ just pretend Picks 13 and 15 are swapped. We are going 1 point for pick number, 1 point for right team and an extra point if you get the pick and team right.

Pick 1 – Carolina Panthers (from Chicago)

Bryce Young – QB – Alabama

The Panthers need a QB, they traded up for a QB, and I am following the Vegas odds with this pick. Young is smart, Young played well, Young has a Heisman (and National Championship but its Mac Jones’), and can take the heat. There will be questions about his size and arm strength (due to his size) but Carolina can win the division. Bryce Young gives Carolina the best chance to win now and long term.

Pick 2 – Houston Texans

Tyree Wilson – Edge – Texas Tech

The Texans are a dumpster. They need someone long enough to scoop their hopes out of the dumps. Wilson is long. Texans are looking to get this same exact pick next year. Wilson gives them that chance because he cannot score all their points, or can he?

Pick 3 – Minnesota Vikings (trade to Arizona – Vikings give up Pick 23, ’24 1st, ’25 1st and ’24 2nd and Za’Darius Smith for Cardinal’s Pick 3)

C.J. Stroud – QB – Ohio State

Why not? The Vikings should be licking their lips here. Rodgers is gone, they have one year left with Kirk. Go all in for the future and try and stay on top oft the division going forward. Stroud is young and one year removed from this S2 Test he should be no doubt NFL ready.

Pick 4 – Indianapolis Colts

Will Levis – QB – Kentucky

I do not like either QB beyond the top 2, which is why the Texans should have went QB. The Colts have sold themselves on Levis and that is why they are ok waiting for this pick. Levis can chuck it deep, hopefully the ball goes to Pittman more this year.

Pick 5 – Seattle Seahawks (from Denver)

 Will Anderson Jr. – Edge – Alabama

Oh baby, the Seahawks are just waiting for a defensive player here. Anderson, Wilson, Carter, one of those 3 should end up here in that order. Seahawks luck out and get the player that was the consensus #1 pick until he actually entered the draft.

Pick 6 – Detroit Lions (from L.A. Rams)

Jalen Carter – DL – Georgia

Dan Campbell is taking a defender with this pick. I will add to the earlier list; Anderson, Wilson, Carter, or Witherspoon. The Lions have enough offense. The Lions could use a clear #3 WR. But the Lions have a lot of work to do on Defense too. Football is simple, if you can get a rush up the middle and some pressure on the QB, your odds of winning go up. Now, you just have to get that rush. That’s the hard part. Carter can provide that pressure now its up to him to go out there and get it done.

Pick 7 – Las Vegas Raiders

 Devon Witherspoon – CB – Illinois

Best corner in the draft, Raiders need a corner. Raiders either keep Jimmy G or do the whole Colts thing with signing vets after this year.

Pick 8 – Tennessee Titans (trade with Falcons – Titans give up Pick 11, 72 and 186 for Falcon’s Pick 8)

Anthony Richardson – QB – Florida

Titans have a year left with Tannehill. They make a move because the AFC South is wide open. I know the Jags look promising but I mean the team that is over .500 probably wins the division. The AFC South is going to have all young QBs, the Titans have to roll the dice to see if their young QB can outshine the others.

Pick 9 – Chicago Bears (from Carolina)

 Paris Johnson Jr. – OT – Ohio State

Johnson is a little bigger, Skoronski is maybe a little bit better? I would rather have the OT from the better school and the connection with your QB. If you are a “bad” football team just take all the players from a good team. Ohio State is a good team, Fields is from Ohio State, I mean make it happen.

Pick 10 – Green Bay Packers (from New Orleans originally trade with Eagles – Packers give up Pick 13, 42 and 207 for Pick 10)

Jaxon Smith-Njigba – WR – Ohio State

Packers facetime the new face of their WR core. The Packers move up to take a WR that is the perfect match with Christian Watson. You have the quick route runner and the deep shot over the top. JSN is a stud and the Packers can now make a better determination of how big Jordan Love’s contract will be now that he has weapons.

Pick 11 – Atlanta Falcons (trade with Tennessee – Falcons gave up Pick 8 for Titan’s Pick 11, 72 and 186)

Christian Gonzalez – CB – Oregon

This is the player that the Falcons were looking at for Pick 8. He’s a stud corner and if QBs were not at a premium would be a top 10 pick. Falcons might be able to bring back the dirty bird.

Pick 12 – Houston Texans (from Cleveland)

Broderick Jones – Georgia – OT

The Texans are in full rebuild and looking to get their team lined up for next year’s draft. I do not like it either. With the top 4 QBs off the board and no trade partners to make it make sense to go back, the Texans just grab a lineman and move on.

Pick 13 – Philadelphia Eagles (from New York Jets originally, trade with Packers – Eagles gave up Pick 10 for Packers’ Picks 13, 42 and 207)

Calijah Kancey – DL – Pittsburgh

This pick will shock a lot of people. This is a high pick for Kancey. But this is a need for the Eagles. The Eagles are primed for a deep playoff run. Whatever is best available at 30 is what the Eagles can do. I think the Eagles shoud avoid a possible tier drop at the position and just “reach” here and settle with a starting d-tackle.

Pick 14 – New England Patriots

Peter Skoronski – OT – Northwestern

Bill O’Brien gets some help to his offense. Bill Belichick loves the versatility of Skoronski. How teams let Skoronski fall to 14 I do not know, but that’s the pick.

Pick 15 – New York Jets (from Green Bay)

Darnell Wright – OT – Tennessee

This guy is a monster. Rodgers does not want to get tackled, he’s old. Darnell Wright also played right tackle in college and conveniently the Jets need a right tackle. You do not have to take a chance moving a guy to right tackle this guy is the right tackle.

Pick 16 – Washington Commanders

Deonte Banks – CB – Maryland

Commanders need a corner, he makes the short move from Maryland to D.C. No need to overthink this. The Commanders for whatever reason did not want to move up for a QB and they stick to their guns and will wait it out another draft.

Pick 17 – Pittsburgh Steelers

Joey Porter Jr. – CB – Penn State

“Sometimes these things just write themselves.” – Watercoolerguy

Pick 18 – Buffalo Bills (trade with Detroit – Bills give up Pick 27, 136 and a ’24 3rd for Lions Pick 18)

Quentin Johnston – WR – TCU

Bills make a move to hopefully push themselves into an AFC Championship game. The Bills need another WR, Johnston is huge. Diggs will still demand attention but Johnston gives Josh Allen a big body wide receiver to throw it up to when things break down.

Pick 19 – Dallas Cowboys (trade with Tampa Bay – Cowboys give up Pick 26, Pick 90 and Pick 169 for Buccaneers Pick 19)

Bijan Robinson – RB – Texas

Jerry loves making a splash. Burned from paying Zeke too much money, Jerry grabs an RB that can carry the workload for 5 years. Big Mike also gets an RB that can help out the defense by grinding down the clock and pick up first downs.

Pick 20 – Seattle Seahawks

Bryan Bresee – DL – Clemson

Seattle solves their Defensive front, edge and inside. I mean the Seahawks really have some good options back here in the draft. They are guaranteed a good DL or Edge position with that 5th pick and then they can really go anywhere with this pick. Seattle just needs another impressive year from Geno.

Pick 21 – Los Angeles Chargers

Zay Flowers – WR – Boston College

The Chargers have had enough with these big WRs, so they grab a shifty guy to run underneath Keenan and Mike Will. Zay provides an additional spark to hopefully keep the Chargers in the playoffs in an absolutely stacked AFC.

Pick 22 – Baltimore Ravens

Lukas Van Ness – Edge – Iowa

All these trades cause a great defender to fall down the board and right into the Ravens lap. Ravens make draft headlines by trading a couple mid-round picks to the Cards and grab D-Hop and will see Lamar for at least another year. With their offense making moves they sure up their defense.

Pick 23 – Arizona Cardinals (traded with Minnesota – Vikings gave up Pick 23, ’24 1st, ’25 1st and ’24 2nd and Za’Darius Smith for Cardinals’ Pick 3)

Nolan Smith – Edge – Georgia

Fast but undersized. Cards need help on the edge and with they trade for Za’Darius Smith they still need more help. Smith is the future of the defense, Smith is just part of the trade to accumulate draft picks. Which Smith though?

Pick 24 – Jacksonville Jaguars

O’Cyrus Torrence – Florida – G

Jags are in a good spot to control the AFC South. The Jags play it safe and give their QB some help up front. While a long-term tight end would be nice, you have to protect T-Law first.

Pick 25 – New York Giants

Emmanuel Forbes – Mississippi State – CB

Giants need secondary help to compete with the Cowboys and Eagles. The Giants are not use to having one of these late round picks, but they play it safe and go with a defender rather than reach for a WR in a drat class that is lacking elite WR talent.

Pick 26 – Tampa Bay Buccaneers (traded with Cowboys give up Pick 26, Pick 90 and Pick 169 for Buccaneers’ Pick 19)

Myles Murphy – Edge – Clemson

Murphy is the next best edge available. Take the pick and move on. Buccaneers have some extra picks to help rebuild their team.

Pick 27 – Detroit Lions (traded with Buffalo – Bills gave up Pick 27, 136 and a ’24 3rd for Lions’ Pick 18)

Michael Mayer – TE – Notre Dame

Finally, a tight end off the board. Lions tried trading for a tight end in the off-season. They traded away T.J. Hockenson in-season. The Lions need a tight end and they are able to grab one late in the first after gaining more picks.

Pick 28 – Houston Texans (trade with Cincinnati Bengals – Texans give up Picks 33, 73 and a ’24 5th for Bengals’ Pick 28)

Hendon Hooker – QB – Tennessee

The Texans try to show the fan base they are trying to win by trading back into the 1st with a team that is going to have to spend a lot of money in the next few years in the Bengals. Hendon Hooker this late in the first allows for the Texans to sit him and then play him if needed. The Texans can say they tried with this pick.

Pick 29 – New Orleans Saints (from San Francisco from Miami)

Jordan Addison – WR – USC

Saints need a WR. Mikey T is getting old. Olave needs another guy to hang out with. Addison is the next WR on the board, the Saints make the pick since their DL/Edge players are already off the board.

Pick 30 – Philadelphia Eagles

Brian Branch – S – Alabama

Eagles do not really need to draft anyone. They already addressed their biggest need in D-Line. Eagles help out their secondary and look to run it back.

Pick 31 – Kansas City Chiefs

Anton Harrison – OT – Oklahoma

Chiefs play it safe and go with a tackle. I know Jalin Hyatt is still on the board and rumored to be a “gadget” WR and it would be fun to see him in the Chiefs offense. The problem is that the Chiefs already have Hyatt in the form of Toney and Moore.

Well, that does it for the Mock, I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow. We will do a quick rundown of the first round following the draft and how that impacts dynasty rankings. We will see if Bijan stays #1 on the big boards or if the Lions take him and ruin his dynasty value. If you are a big Bijan fan, good luck.

Let’s go!

JonnyDIII

Pot Cakes Dynasty League Championship Recap

Good morning everyone, the Pot Cakes Dynasty League’s 3rd season has concluded. We have the ‘ship, 3rd place, 13th pick, 39th pick and Dr. Tilt. The fantasy football week ended with the injury to Damar Hamlin. Damar suffered a cardiac arrest that resulted in the Bills and Bengals stopping the Monday night game. This injury shocked everyone. Donations to Damar’s toy drive have now reached over $6 million. Damar remains in critical condition and in intensive care. From what the reports are saying, Damar’s health is improving. That is all we know and there are way more qualified people that you should get your information from than me. We are lucky to get to play this made up game while watching these superstar humans play a game we all use to play at some level. It would be incredibly selfish for us to gripe about the Week 17 fantasy finish. We won’t. All teams decided to concede their respective matchups. It helps that the outcomes of most games were all but decided. Either way, one man’s life is way more important than this little game we play. With that, we will continue to think and pray for Damar Hamlin in his recovery. We will take a look at our championship week.

Championship Game

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#1 Teach v. #3 CrossFit

Teach had a gravy schedule all year. Teach found himself in the biggest game of his career during a time schools are closed and people are going to the gym. This is a bad omen for Teach to begin. Teach had to go without Tua. Aaron Rodgers had a solid performance for Rodgers this season. Rhomandre Stevenson, Latavius Murray, Jaylen Waddle, Romeo Doubs, T.J. Hockenson all were disappointments scoring under 10 points a piece. This was the championship game. Teach did not see extra credit from many students. K.J. Osborn had 15 and Tyreek Hill had 14. CrossFit picked a good week to hit some good numbers. CrossFit saw Tom Brady PR on his bench with 51 points. CrossFit hates picking the right QB. Fields was 31 shy of Tom Brady’s mark. The good news is CrossFit has good RBs. CMC had 28,  Mostert had 22, and Ekeler had 30. Saquon was a let down this week only having 6 points. The WR room was not great as well. Lockett had 3, St. Brown had 8 and Kelce only had 8. The good news is that Amari Cooper went off for 24 points. The highs were high for CrossFit. Teach did not see top marks from any of his players. Teach goes home empty handed. CrossFit is the new champion of the league 162.21 to 93.65. Teach did have Mixon and Higgins, but this lead was insurmountable.

3rd Place Game

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#2 JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons v. #3 Touchdown Guy

Fantasy Football is funny. JD3 was the favorite going in and everything looked like JD3 should win unless someone had the best week of their life. Well, guess what, former JD3 player Mike Evans did just that. Mike Evans put up 44 points. The rest doesn’t really matter, but we will talk through it. JD3 saw 37 from Mahomes, 22 from Etienne and 13 from Pittman. Let down again from Sanders with 6, Cooks with 6 and McLaurin with 5. So again, TDG saw 44 from Mike Evans. Taysum added 13 and Kittle had 10, Conner had 13 and Jacobs had 18. JD3 and TDG had Monday night players but it was not important. TDG had a safe lead and wins 132.45 to 114.4. TDG takes home 3rd place.

Consolation Championship

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#9 Batman v. #11 Daddy Wombat

 Batman finally saw the big week from D’Andre Swift. Swift had 28. A.J. Dillon had 10. DeVonta Smith had 16. Everything else was pretty quiet. The good news is that Batman only needed a little bit of noise to get the win. D.W. had Russ put up 30. That was it for double digits. Batman gets pick 13 and has the chance to turn his franchise around. D.W. gets pick 26 and will have a chance to help his roster going forward. Batman wins 111.3 to 72.8.

Consolation 3rd Place

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#7 Mush’s Mongrels v. #8 Trashman

This one was a tight game. Trashman saw 12 a piece from Chubb, Jones, and Pacheco. Richie James had another day with 17. Thornton put up 14 in a surprise Pats win. T-Law made this a game by only scoring 8 points. Mush saw 15 from Ken Walker, 13 from Mike Will, and 20 from Jerrick McKinnon. Trashman wins 109.8 to 99.15. With the Monday night game stopped, Mush made the decision to concede and is a good man for it. Thank you for a great year Commissioner Mush, a new winner, wow.

Dr. Tilt Week 17 Picks

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Dr. Tilt’s Week 17 Prescription

Chicago Bears @ Detroit Lions o52

Nope.

New York Jets -1.5 @ Seattle Seahawks

Nope.

Minnesota Vikings +3.5 @ Green Bay Packers

Nope.

Week 17: 0-3

Season: 27-27

Dr. Tilt did not finish strong with back to back 0fer weeks and ends at .500.

We have our draft order for the first round.

  1. Bottom Bunk – Bijan Robinson – RB – Texas
  2. Daddy Wombat
  3. Pistol
  4. Batman
  5. Trashman
  6. Pistol (from Mush’s Mongrels)
  7. Bruce
  8. PeePaw
  9. Daddy Wombat (from JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons)
  10. Bottom Bunk (from Touchdown Guy)
  11. Teach
  12. Pistol (from CrossFit)
  13. Batman (from Consolation Championship)

Well that does it for this week. Congrats to CrossFit in his 1st ever championship. We will follow up with some awards, but until then I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.

Let’s Go!

JonnyDIII

Pot Cakes Dynasty League Championship Preview

Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Championship Preview. Only two teams matter this week even though we will talk about some other teams. Teach and CrossFit compete for the Pot Cakes Dynasty League trophy. The most coveted trophy in all of fantasy football. So coveted that no one has had the honor to lay their eyes on it. We are in year 3 mind you. We have the Championship, 3rd Place, Consolation Championship, Consolation 3rd Place, and Dr. Tilt to cover, so let’s get down to it.

Championship Game

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#1 Teach v. #3 CrossFit

I think I can speak for a lot of people when I say I am not shocked CrossFit made it this far. He had an absolute cake walk division and has 3 elite RBs. CrossFit has the RB1, 4, and 5. I think I can speak for a lot of people when I say Teach? YOU KIDDING ME? Teach was an early season playoff hopefully but turned into a dominant force. The Trio of Phins got him through the tough times but now he’s up against it. CrossFit’s dummy thick RB depth will certainly provide him a safe floor. CrossFit is up to his old tricks and is using the safety racks by benching Fields and going Dak. Fields just came off a bad week and Dak looked great. Hopefully CrossFit isn’t chasing points here. The WR room is a little concerning. Amari Cooper and St. Brown are both solid. The issue is that Tyler Lockett is questionable. No Lockett could be bad news. The tight ends are chalked up to have big weeks. Travis Kelce and Pat Freiermuth are coming off hot weeks and should help CrossFit here. Teach, oh where art thou Teach. Doth start Aaron Rodgers and Romeo Doubs to get A Tale of Two Cities action? Will the Hill and Waddle magic Twilight into an epic collapse do to Tua’s The Lovely Bones crushing hits causing him to be out this week? Can Rhamondre chew up yards like The Very Hungry Caterpillar that he is? Can Tony Pollard gobble up all the Cowboys carries like Hannibal? Can Tee Higgins strike silently and swiftly like The Shadow of the Wind? Can T.J. Hockenson run Fifty Shades Freed or will the Packers secondary cause his production to be Fifty Shades Darker? Will all these questions have to wait to be answered by Joe Mixon on Monday Night like The Da Vinci Code? These are all book titles that I worked in, credit to me for now making the championship game a little bit about me. As we live and breathe CrossFit is a 12 point favorite. The Lockett injury may settle things down as we get closer to kickoff. I will let these two settle their score on the ice, but I would not be surprised if we have a substitute #1 come next week.

3rd Place Game

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#2 JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons v. Touchdown Guy

Two former champions battling it out for 3rd place. This game is beneath both managers but they’ll do it for the fans. The problem is that some of their star players might not care about the fans. Derrick Henry and the Tennessee Titans have no benefit from this week 17 game. The only benefit they have is to lose to get a better draft pick if they do end up losing in Week 18. A win here can only hurt. My (big ole) gut tells me that D-Train will be stationed on the sidelines this weekend. As for JD3, it is less likely, but still a possibility that Travis Etienne could sit out. The Jags are in a different situation as they can win and then lose and still make the wildcard somehow. I’m not a computer, I just type on one, they would need the Phins to lose out and I think catch a couple other breaks for that to happen. Their best bet is to go all in on Week 18 because if you get to the Wildcard hello Buffalo or KC. Not great. We know these two teams are star studded. JD3 has Mahomes, Sanders, Etienne, Diggs, McLauren, Allen, Chase, and D-Hop. TDG has the Tall Josh Allen, Jacobs, Conner, Brian Robinson, Evans, and Kittle. JD3 has better WRs, TDG has better RBs and TE. It all comes down to how big their booms are and if the QBs can match. This is the same ole song and dance but it takes two to tango and one of these teams is going to cha-cha slide into a congratulatory handshake for taking 3rd place.

Consolation Championship

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#9 Batman v. #11 Daddy Wombat

There is a lot on the line for this one. The winner gets pick 13 of the rookie draft and the loser gets pick 26. Batman fought hard to get here. D.W. just sort of stumbled into a couple of wins. Either way it all comes down to this. Russ or Hurts and Huntley or Lamar are the starting QBs this weekend. If either team catches a break that is the team that will win the week. D.W. has Kamara, Metcalf, Jeudy, Gabe Davis, and Tyler Higbee. Batman has A.J. Dillon, a Tiffany I think were alone now Lions running back in D’Andre Swift, Zay Jones, Juju, Jakobi, and DeVonta Smith (Darren Waller too but that guy stunk for me last week so I’m bitter about it).  It will be a low scoring tight matchup. Batman is a 7 point favorite, but like I said, if someone gets the better QB, they will win.

Consolation 3rd Place

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#7 Mush’s Mongrels v. #8 Trashman

What an absolute dumpster fire these two teams put up last week. Both of these teams had a chance to make the offs going into the last week of the regular season. Now they are fighting over the 39th and 52nd pick in the rookie draft. I mean yikes. Mush had Tua in hand. Tua could have saved his season. He got Kenny Walker, couldn’t save his season. Couldn’t trade Deebo to save his future. Has Darrell Henderson on his bench who has no future. I mean the future is just that. The future. Mush lives in the present and is all about those mid round steals. There is no manager that I trust more to make an absolute lock at pick 39 than Mush, so let’s see how he can do it. Geno, James Cook, Kenny Walks, J.K., Mike Will, Dionte, Kirk, and McKinnon. If those names don’t give you a lot of confidence, I don’t know how I can sell it to ya. Trashman “sets” a roster but I mean what are we doing? Amari Rodgers is in his lineup when Tyler Allgeier, the best pick in the rookie draft, is on his taxi as is Cam Akers. Terrace Marshall? Tyquan Thornton? Curty Sam is on the bench? Trashman needs to pick two guys to take off his starting lineup and mix in Allgeier and Curtis. Mush is a 1 point favorite, but if anyone else but Trashman set his lineup Trashman would be favored by 8. I’ll pick this one. I’ll take Trashman assuming he can fix his lineup and his Packers in Aaron Jones and Christian Watson are healthy to go.

Dr. Tilt Week 17 Picks

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Dr. Tilt’s Week 17 Prescription

Chicago Bears @ Detroit Lions o52

New York Jets -1.5 @ Seattle Seahawks

Minnesota Vikings +3.5 @ Green Bay Packers

Last Week: 0-3

Season: 27-24

Best of luck to everyone in their championship games. Best of luck to Teach and CrossFit. Best of luck to Dr. Tilt on his season finish. We will bring in the New Year with a new champion. Until next time I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.

Let’s Go!

JonnyDIII

Pot Cakes Dynasty League Divisional Championship Round Recap

Good morning everyone, Welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Divisional Championship Round Recap. We have our title games set. Things are heating up. Trade rumors are even buzzing. Dr. Tilt is ahhhhh, well let’s find out. Let’s take a peak at who we will be talking about tomorrow.

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#1 Teach v. #4 Touchdown Guy

A couple of heavy hitters put on a show that ended on Sunday night. These two teams are known to put up points, while they did and didn’t the matchup did not disappoint. TDG took a lead, Teach caught up, but could TDG close the gap? This game was a slow burn to start, TDG saw 30 from the Tall Josh Allen and a combined 6 points from Thielen and Jacobs. The Raiders being a dumpster fire hurt TDG. Things picked up for Teach seeing 36 from the combo of Mixon and Higgins. TDG saw a solid 18 from D-Train. TDG mixed in 12 from Taysum and 27 from Kittle. While that TE production was great, T.J. Hockenson was greater, he had 29. Teach still had the Phins trio in his back pocket for the Sunday slate. Tua got his guys Hill and Waddle a combined 35 points early, but fizzled off in the second half to only have 17 himself. TDG saw himself in a big hole Sunday night with Mike Evans and James Conner to go. TDG needed two big performances, he only got one. James Conner put us 22. Teach moves on 139.7 to 130.7. This is a tough loss for TDG considering the “winning” point total is about 126-127 points on average for the season. TDG put up a winning week but Teach took him to school. TDG now will now Nick Cage/John Travolta for the third place game.

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#2 JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons v. CrossFit

While the seeding has JD3 as the favorite, it is worth mentioning that CrossFit was the league’s leader in points. This matchup would be impossible for anyone to try and take down that type of firepower. CrossFit was without Locket, Marquise Goodwin put up 0, and Fields had an off week with 15. None of that matters. CMC had 13, Saquon had 23, Ekeler had 22, Cooper 10, St. Brown 11, Kelce 14, and Pat Freier-JonnyDIIIintothesun-muth had 10 points. JD3 needed boom weeks from guys that have worse accuracy than I do punctuation. Pittman had Foles and Hopkins had McSorely, they combined for 7 points. Gerald Everett had 0 targets. Miles Sanders is uninvolved in the offense for some reason. Diggs had bad weather. JD3 saw production from Mahomes with 32, Etienne with 13, Keenan and McLaurin had 16 a piece, and 10 from Chase. None of those weeks scream boom. Although it is worth noting that McLaurin had a nice week and will probably finish the season as a high WR2, which is better than WRs on some team’s rosters. CrossFit ran away with this one and was the lead dog 140.71 to 103.8. CrossFit is onto the Championship. No team with a bye has ever won the Championship. In the history of the PCDL 50% of all champions have been the 3-seed. The odds and league are behind CrossFit on this one. JD3 will enter the 3rd place game following his second worst finish on the year and only his second time being under that “week winning” point total, what a week to do it.

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#7 Mush’s Mongrels v. #11 Daddy Wombat

Following up one underperformance we sorta match. Mush was not known to score a lot of points this entire season and is probably the poster child for “worst first round dynasty startup draft picks” of all-time. That is a mouthful and probably not something that is worth making a poster for, although Mush does have a good mug to look at (way to mix in one compliment (pats self on back)). Mush had an advantage here by not enforcing league rules and causing D.W.’s lineup to freeze due to an IR violation. While other commissioners may have allowed a roster change, Mush was out for blood. Too bad it was his own. Kenny Walker had 12, McKinnon and Knox had 11 a piece and Mike Will made it 10 points. Geno the bambino Smith swung and missed putting up 19 points. Daddy Wombat was a man down. Hand down man down, D.W. played incredible defense. He held Mush to a very low point total. D.W. saw a monster Tight End Week having Tyler 2-tud Higbee put up 26 points. Kamara added 18, Metcalf had 12, and Gabe Davis had 10. The combo of Russ and Jeudy worked? Russ had 14 and Jeudy had 15. It was just enough as D.W. advances to the Consolation Championship 109.88 to 100.35. 

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#8 Trashman v. #9 Batman

You could make the argument that Trashman had the bigger names while Batman has the more balanced team. Trashman saw an ok performance from T-Law with 23. Batman rolled Huntley again and saw 17. The Green Bay backfield sided with Batman giving A.J. Dillon the score and 12 points to Trashman and Aaron Jones with 4. In the battle of the chubs, Chuba Hubbard put up 13 points to Nick Chubb’s 11. Another advantage Batman. The lopsided affair was D’Andre Swift’s 3 points for Batman and Isaiah Pacheco’s 10 for Trashman. The tight ends were big names but were not worth naming this week due to their let down performances. We move on to the WRs and the thing that sealed the deal for one of these two teams. Richie James led the way for Trashman with 14. Batman saw 17 from Jakobi Meyers. Batman had one more trick up his sleeve and DeVonta Smith put up a monster 27 point performance. Batman wins 108.15 to 100.61. Batman will face off against D.W. for the chance at the 13th pick.

Dr. Tilt Week 16 Picks

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Dr. Tilt’s Week 16 Prescription

The trains officially left the station, hope you remembered to hop on.

Detroit Lions -2.5 @ Carolina Panthers

Nope.

Buffalo Bills @ Chicago Bears +9

Nope.

Seattle Seahawks +10 @ Kansas City Chiefs

Nope.

Week 16: 0-3

Season: 27-24

Hopefully you all are in the Championship game. More than likely you had a week like Dr. Tilt and lost. Tough one for Tilt tough one for the majority of fantasy football managers. Until next time I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.  

Let’s Go!

JonnyDIII

Pot Cakes Dynasty League Conference Championship Preview

Good morning everyone, Welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Conference Championship Preview. It is all a lie, we do not have teams from the same conference playing each other with the exception of a consolation conference championship, but who cares about those losers (AMIRITE). There are 8 teams left. One conference has 5 of 6 teams remaining. The reason the one team is out is because it played an in-conference opponent. We could hand out conference championship medals if 3 games go the wrong way, but we don’t even have a trophy yet. We just have an image of what it will hopefully look like. What is the commissioner doing? I have no idea. Traveling, sipping wine, laughing surrounded by his loved ones? That doesn’t help me or the league. We need some hardware. It is two weeks until we crown a champion, let’s dive into who has a shot. We also sprinkle in some Dr. Tilt to see if he can keep firing off tasty picks that can only be described as a cartoon chewable vitamin (no free ads). Let’s get it.

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#1 Teach v. #4 Touchdown Guy

Teach needs to learn a thing or two from the roulette table. It is dangerous to put all your eggs in one basket. He has flirted this line all year. Tua/Hill/Waddle, Mixon/Higgins, Hockenson/Osborn, and who could forget Stevenson/Folk. Teach has some pivot options, but those eggs are also in a similar basket. Romeo Dobbs had a hot game but then that requires an overall big game in the GB @ MIA matchup. However, Teach has been batting cleanup all year and is an absolute power house. Teach put up a league high 206.7 in Week 8. All his players are on teams that need wins. The Vikings have a lot to play for as they still have an outside shot at the 1-seed and at worst need to keep the 2-seed to get home field advantage against the 49ers, if that happens. Teach is primed for a big week, it all comes down to if he gets another fastball or if he sees an off-speed pitch. Touchdown Guy is that dude. Josh Allen, Derrick Henry, Josh Jacobs, James Connor, and George Kittle. All monsters among men this year. All can absolutely destroy the competition. TDG’s biggest downfall is the WR room. Mike Evans and Thielen have had incredible fantasy seasons . . . in the past. Both are in that backend WR2 crowd. Not having a WR1 is not great come playoff time especially when you are going up against the league’s regular season champion. TDG catches a huge break with Derrick Henry against the Texans. Derrick Henry should have no problem scoring north of 22 points this weekend. That paired with Josh Allen playing Chicago should give TDG a safe floor for his team. He just needs other guys to play well. TDG’s biggest concerns are his last receiver and Taysom Hill. If those guys can’t reach 7-10 points each, then TDG will need monster weeks from his top end guys. Teach is an 11 point favorite, and to continue my narrative against TDG, I am enrolling Teach into the Championship game.

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#2 JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons v. #3 CrossFit

I think we will get an early preview of the champion of the league this weekend. CrossFit scored 2,169.67 points on the season and JD3 scored 2,055.85. These two teams are 1 and 2 of point totals. JD3 won a high scoring affair back in Week 6 against CrossFit and he will need that same type of production to get it done this weekend. JD3 has Mahomes, Diggs, Chase, Allen, and McLaurin. CrossFit has CMC, Barkley, Ekeler, Cooper, Kelce, and St. Brown. These are some of the league’s best players. The lack of superstars are found on JD3’s RB and TE spots and CrossFit’s last WR and Flex spots. CrossFit lost Tyler Lockett for this week and that could be enough to cost him a shot at the championship. JD3 has to pick the top two RBs out of Sanders, Etienne, and Singletary. The wrong play could cost JD3 a shot at the championship. JD3 is a 3 point favorite and projected lead dog this week. Yah, this one is going to be something. Grab some popcorn and see if JD3’s Monday Night crew can catch the lead CrossFit should have after Sunday.

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#7 Mush’s Mongrels v. #11 Daddy Wombat

Mush catches a break. D.W. is without Hurts. D.W. has to start Chase Claypool. D.W. has Kamara, Metcalf, and Jeudy. That’s about it. Mush has Kenny Walker, Dobbs, Mike Will, Christian Kirk, and Diontae Johnson. That’s all he has. It is going to be an ugly matchup. D.W. is going to have a difficulty suiting up a team. Mush knows how to hover around 100 points. I think Mush gets it done because his floors are as low as D.W.’s.

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#8 Trashman v. #9 Batman

Trashman may forget to set his lineup. Batman may be without a QB. Trashman has Chubb and Aaron Jones. Why is Aaron Jones not in his lineup? Mix in Mark Andrews he has a couple studs. Trashman just doesn’t have WRs. Batman has Zay Jones, Juju, Olave, and Swift. A.J. Dillon missed time at the end of the game, but he doesn’t have a questionable designation at this time. Without stud QBs this will be another ugly game. Trashman will still probably be the favorite come kickoff. The only thing that can swing Batman’s way is if Lamar is back. I think if Trashman sets a lineup then he wins, if not I think Batman will solve the QB issue.

Dr. Tilt Week 16 Picks

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Dr. Tilt’s Week 16 Prescription

The trains officially left the station, hope you remembered to hop on.

Detroit Lions -2.5 @ Carolina Panthers

90% of the money is on the Lions, that should scare you but sometimes the public is right. This game just means more to the Lions.

Buffalo Bills @ Chicano Bears +9

It’s gonna be really cold, like really cold. Take the home dog in a low scoring cold game.

Seattle Seahawks +10 @ Kansas City Chiefs

Seattle’s kitchen sink game as they try to hold onto their playoff lives. And the Chiefs prefer to sweat it out. Stays within 10.

Last Week: 3-1

Season: 27-21

Good luck everyone. I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow and if you have snow it melts quickly.

Let’s Go!

JonnyDIII

Pot Cakes Dynasty League Wildcard Recap

Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Wildcard Weekend Recap. What a weekend. Let’s just get right into it. We have our matchups and Dr. Tilt. See how we ended up and who is moving on.

Playoffs

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#3 CrossFit v. #6 Bruce

This one came down to the wire on Sunday night. Bruce had a 7 point lead heading into Sunday night, but first let’s see how they got there. Thursday Night CrossFit put on a show with CMC and Tyler pop drop and Lockett with a combined 33 points. The problem is that Lockett popped his finger and will lock himself out of next weeks lineup *IF CrossFit is to move on. Bruce then got things rolling with Zeke and Najee combining for 29 points. The QBs also did not disappoint, Bruce’s Joey B got 38 and CrossFit’s Fields put up 31. CrossFit took advantage of the injury to Jeff Willy and started Raheem the Dream Mostert who added 17 points. Bruce saw a big week out of D.J. Moore and he needed it, D.J. put up a sweet 16. Chris Godwin also helped Bruce with 18 and Evan Engram got into the double digits with 10. CrossFit added Ekeler with 14, St. Brown with 12, and Kelce with 16. Bruce’s Jonathan Taylor put up 2 points and was an early injury exit. CrossFit’s Pat Freiermuth was not targeted on Sunday and provided a goose egg. This sets up Sunday Night, Bruce’s Darius Slayton v. CrossFit’s Saquon with Saquon down 7. Saquon put up 21 and Darius hit 5. CrossFit wins 153.32 to 144.7. Bruce now has the 7th pick of the draft and hopefully he uses this pick on a drafted player.

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#4 Touchdown Guy v. #5 PeePaw

This was supposed to be the big matchup of the weekend. It was a huge disappointment. Things started off bad for PeePaw and only got worse. George Kittle for TDG opened Thursday night with 23 points. Aiyuk had 3 for PeePaw. That is not the start you want. Saturday Night TDG poured it on with 49 points from the Tall Josh Allen. But mid-Saturday PeePaw closed some of the gap having Justin Jefferson and Dalvin Cook combine for 49 points. Monty added 23 and CeeDee had 16. The problems were Herbert and Adams. I can forgive Foreman and Edwards being bad as one of them would have been out if Jeff Will was healthy. Adams had 5 points and Herbert had 15. The QBs usually win the week and the let down from Herbert really cost PeePaw. TDG had steady performances throughout. D-Train had 24, Jacobs 12, Conner 17, Thielen grabbed a TD to get 12, Evans had 11, and B-Rob was robbed of a late score because the refs wanted to be in the spotlight, B-Rob had 11, and TDG will be in the spotlight as he takes on Teach next week. TDG wins 169.1 to 124.25.

Byes

#1 Teach

Will face TDG in a little rematch. It is tough to beat a team twice.

#2 Jonny DIII’s Joyful Demons

JD3 faces CrossFit in a battle of the top two scoring teams. This is, in the mind of many, the championship game.

Consolation Bracket

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#9 Batman v. #12 Bottom Bunk

Batman loves chalk and he was thrilled with his team’s chalk performance. Zay Jones had 32, Juju added 12, Devonta Smith had 15, DeAndre Swift added 10. This is written up before Monday Night’s game and is the consolation bracket so who cares how A.J. Dillon and Van Jefferson did, this one is over. (This is funny because A.J. Dillon had 21 points, but I am committed to the bit) Batman needs to address the QB situation as Huntley had 8 points. Bottom Bunk saw his only (assuming Ben Skowronek does not score double digit points Monday Night) double digit performer from the QB position with 18. That is a low number for QBs but it was also his only positional win on the week. B.B. is on the clock and eyeing up the Texas Longhorns’ RB. Batman moves on to face Trashman next week and guarantees himself an extra pick. Batman wins 130 to 49.85. What an embarrassment Bottom Bunk is.

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#10 Pistol v. #11 Daddy Wombat

With a guy like Pistol you would expect a shootout. We did not get that. Pistol did see 14 from Marlon Mack, 23 from A.J. Brown, 12 from Garrett Wilson, and 11 from Nyheim Hines. Daddy Wombat saw all of his scoring from Jalen Hurts with 40. Kamara and Jeudy added 11 a piece but the rest of the team was a letdown. It came down to needing a big performance from 101.65 Higbee. D.W. saw Higbee’s first TD of the year and got 11. D.W. moves on to face Mush 101.65 to 99.39.

Consolation Byes

#7 Mush’s Mongrels

Mush faces Daddy Wombat who just lost Hurts. Mush has had an easy schedule all-year but somehow has lost a lot of games. We will see if Mush strategically set himself up for a first round pick.

#8 Trashman

Trashman gets Batman. This head to head will be interesting, a win here could add the missing piece these teams need.

Dr. Tilt Week 15 Picks

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Dr. Tilt’s Week 15 Prescription

Miami Dolphins @ Buffalo Bills (o42)

BANG!

Baltimore Ravens @ Cleveland Browns (-2.5)

BANG!

Cincinnati Bengals @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (u44)

Nope.

***Bonus Pick***

For the Dr. Tilt veterans you know how this works.  When the doc goes 3-0 the week before YOU get a bonus pick.

New York Giants @ Washington Commanders (u40.5)

BANG!

Week 15: 3-1

Season: 27-21

What a weekend. A lot of heartbreaking fantasy finishes. Aaron Jones missing the endzone, the ref costing B-Rob a tud, McKinnon going off, Zay Jones, Evan Engram, Jalen Hurts, Justin Herbert, and Miles Sanders. All are things you hate to see. Hopefully, you made it to the next round and have a healthy squad. Until next time I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow. We will follow up with tomorrow and our Divisional Championship Round (spoiler, neither team is playing a team in their division).

Let’s Go!

JonnyDIII

Pot Cakes Dynasty League Wildcard Preview

Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Wildcard Weekend. We have teams going at it for a chance at some hardware and others for a chance for some picks. Reminder that teams 7-12 compete in the Consolation Bracket for a compensatory pick in rounds 1-4 of the rookie draft. Consolation Champion gets pick 13, Consolation Runner Up gets pick 26, Consolation Third Place gets pick 39, and the odd man out gets pick 52. We run through our matchups, pat the teams with byes on the back, and take a look at Dr. Tilt.

Playoffs

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#3 CrossFit v. #6 Bruce

Bruce limped into the playoffs and I expect CrossFit to send him straight to the hospital. CrossFit is the leagues lead dog bye a 100 points and we have a couple heavy hitters. CrossFit has 400 more points than Bruce on the season. CrossFit has three of this year’s top backs in CMC, Barkley, and Ekeler. He also has a top TE in Kelce. He has sneaky WRs in Amari Cooper, Lockett, and St. Brown. CrossFit’s biggest concern has been and always will be QB. Tom Brady is officially out of the mix but CrossFit is siding with Fields over Dak Prescott. Fields faces the Philly defense that has been incredible, while Dak faces the Jags who have been in recent shootouts. Let’s hope this doesn’t cost CrossFit his PR in the league. Bruce has a bunch of old RBs in Zeke and Fournette, paired with two underperforming youths in JT and Najee. The backs are heating up at the right time. Joe Burrow has been a game winner at times this year and Bruce will need that type of performance this week. His WRs are not great. Godwin is on a low scoring Bucs offense, and Bruce already has Fournette, so it’s not like he’s going to see a ton of points from those two. D.J. Moore is hurt and on a low scoring offense. Darius Slayton is ok. You need firepower when you face CrossFit and Joe Burrow will ultimately decide if Bruce even has a chance. CrossFit is a 23 point favorite and should get it done this weekend. If CrossFit wins he faces JD3 and if Bruce wins he faces Teach.

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#4 Touchdown Guy v. #5 PeePaw

PeePaw is on the road to face TDG. These two just had a matchup that TDG won by 22 points. PeePaw is a 12 point favorite this week. Herbert v. Allen, Cook v. Henry, Monty v. Jacobs, Foreman v. B-Rob, Gus Bus v. Conner, Adams v. Evans, Jefferson v. Theilen, Lamb v. Gallup, Aiyuk v. Taysom. It will be another barn burner between these two. TDG needs Theilen and Gallup to have great games to stay in the mix on this one. TDG can also settle for a big game from either Jacobs or Henry. PeePaw is hoping to rely on Adams, Jefferson, and Lamb to get it done. Those head to head matchups will be the turning point in this matchup. This is a rematch of the first ever championship in PCDL history. Put your feet up and enjoy the show this weekend. I will let these two settle it and will not make a pick. Most likely either team will play Teach, but if a miracle happens and Bruce wins then the winner faces JD3.

Byes

#1 Teach

Teach rode the Phins trio of Tua/Hill/Waddle to an early season lead and never looked back. His team has wavered recently and a bye week is exactly what this team needs to get back on track. Scoring under 110 points last week is not the confidence booster you want heading into the playoffs. But Teach is here and he’s hoping to stay. Teach will face his toughest competition having had the easiest schedule out of all playoff teams by a wide margin. Consider Teach a NFC South type team.

#2 Jonny DIII’s Joyful Demons

JD3 was lucky enough to come out on top in an absolutely stacked division. Mahomes, Diggs, and Chase were all big contributing factors. JD3 needs D-Hop to be hyper targeted throughout the playoffs to make the trade all worth it. JD3 will likely play in the “championship game” next week when he faces CrossFit, which will be a matchup between the leagues two highest scorers.

Consolation Bracket

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#9 Batman v. #12 Bottom Bunk

Batman has a dilemma on his hands. He has both QBs for Baltimore. The odds are that Huntley starts. But it is a 3:30 p.m. Saturday start time, you have to be on your toes to make that switch. Batman has Olave, Smith, and Juju. Batman has Swift at RB. B.B. might see a little more out of Deshaun Watson this week, I think Watson starts to heat up a little bit. That is about all B.B. has going for him. He has both Williams in the Detroit matchup, problem is they go against the dominant Jets defense. B.B. has a bunch of nobodies on his team. Batman should get the win here as the 23 point favorite.

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#10 Pistol v. #11 Daddy Wombat

This is a very important matchup, hopefully D.W. sets their lineup. Pistol has the best player in A.J. Brown and D.W. has the QB to get him the ball in Hurts. Pistol has Garrett Wilson, Lazard, and Sutton. D.W. has Metcalf, Jeudy, and Kamara. This will be a tight matchup with a lot on the line. These teams have the star power to get a couple wins to enhance their draft capital. I am going to give the edge to Pistol as he is the most likely to set his lineup and should be a 4 point favorite come kickoff.

Consolation Byes

#7 Mush’s Mongrels

Mush came up just short. Cylde, Mel, D-Hendy, Deebo, OBJ, and no real QB are all reasons why Mush is in this spot. On the outside looking in. The good news is that he has a bye and Kenny Walker. Kenny needs the bye week to get healthy. Jerick McKinnon has been hot, J.K. is getting back into shape, Hollywood is back, and Mike Will is healthy. Everything is looking up for Mush. He doesn’t have a first this year, he could use the late first from winning this bracket.

#8 Trashman

Trashman has two good backs, Chubb and Jones. Mix in Cordarrelle and Cam Akers he has some options. Mark Andrews has been great. The issues come at QB with T-Law coming on too late in the year. Christian Watson is the only option that Trashman has. Curty Sam and A-Rob have been let downs.

Dr. Tilt Week 15Picks.

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Dr. Tilt’s 15 Prescription

Miami Dolphins @ Buffalo Bills (o42)

Tua said he threw in the snow in Maryland in the offseason when he visited his brother.  That’s good enough for the Doc.  The first matchup of this game the total sat at 56.5.  Expect these offenses to unclog.  Have an extra eggnog for this Saturday Night Primetime game and root for points.

Baltimore Ravens @ Cleveland Browns (-2.5)

Both of these teams QB situations are a mess for different reasons.  Probably no Lamar or Huntley?  Deshaun has to play better right?  If the doc is wrong on his pick, karma wins, and the doc can live with that.

Cincinnati Bengals @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (u44)

These teams are a combined 19-7 this season to the under and somehow Tampa Bay’s offense keeps getting worse.  Ugly under game incoming.

***Bonus Pick***

For the Dr. Tilt veterans you know how this works.  When the doc goes 3-0 the week before YOU get a bonus pick.

New York Giants @ Washington Commanders (u40.5)

The doc gave you the under of 41 in this exact matchup two weeks ago.  Both teams even got an extra 10 minutes of football and it still went under (miraculously).  Don’t fix what isn’t broken, we ride again!  Both these teams are 17-9 to the under this season.

Last Week: 3-0

Season: 24-20

That does it for this week. I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow. I hope you all have healthy rosters going into the playoffs. Limping into the playoffs is no fun and leaving without a good lineup is tough. Good luck and go get ‘em.

Let’s Go!

JonnyDIII

Pot Cakes Dynasty League Week 14 Recap

Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Week 14 Recap. The regular season is over baby. We got playoffs tomorrow. Let’s recap the final games of the regular season and check out Dr. Tilt.

Game of the Week

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PeePaw v. Touchdown Guy

We had drama up to the last minute here. TDG saw a big start from Josh Jacobs with 18. PeePaw only saw 9 from Adams. The odds shifted in TDG’s favor immediately and he did not take his foot off PeePaw’s neck. PeePaw saw a monster week from Justin Jefferson with 28, but TDG stole 16 points with Thielen. Add in Derrick Henry’s 19, an extra 11 in the kicker spot. PeePaw needed a monster week from Herbert and Jeff Willy. Jeff Willy unfortunately had a hip injury Sunday night, so the burden ended up on Herbert’s shoulders. Herbert ended the night with a solid 29 points, but PeePaw needed a good 40 to have a chance. TDG had just shy of a 2 point lead heading into Monday night, and only a James Conner fumble loss and 0 yards would cost him the game. TDG wins 143.95 to 121.95. TDG now becomes the 4-seed and will battle against a familiar face in the first round of the playoffs (hint hint, it’s PeePaw).

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Daddy Wombat v. JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons

D.W. had a chance to play spoiler, but JD3 showed up when it mattered most. D.W. saw 39 from Hurts, 12 from Pierce, 29 from Jerry Jeudy (of the Broncos, I know it is shocking), and 16 from Metcalf. The bye week really hurt D.W. and a few injuries were the cherry on top. JD3 needed a win and needed score a lot of points to keep the bye. JD3 did just that. I would walk 28 Miles Sanders points, Ja’marr Chasing you like a shot of whiskey had 24, Donovan Peoples-Champion-Jones had 17 points, and Keenan Allen was major key with 15 points. JD3 had D-Hop in his back pocket to add 9 points to the total. JD3 wins 152.6 to 107.61 and keeps the bye as the 2-seed.

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Bottom Bunk v. Teach

Bottom Bunk had 12 from Skowronek and 11 from Jamaal Williams. B.B. was trying to pull off a major upset and entered Monday Night down 7 with Nelson Agholor yet to play and Teach had a kicker and Stevenson. The odds were at 3% and that is probably B.B. highest odds all year. Teach got 22 from Tyreek, 20 from Pollard and 12 from Mixon. Teach avoids an epic collapse and wins 104.05 to 89.7 and has the 1-seed and bye.

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Pistol v. CrossFit

Pistol tanked to perfection. Pistol rode the hot hand early and then his team fell apart late. Pistol saw 15 from Marlon Mack and 11 form Garrett Wilson. Murray went on Monday night but his points do not matter. CrossFit is probably the best team entering the playoffs, he is so hot right now and all he does is put up big points. CMC had 28, Ekeler had 20, Lockett had 15, Freiermuth had 11 and St. Brown added 10. Solid performances elsewhere resulted in a big win, 141.3 to 63.25. CrossFit enters as the 3-seed and has an informal bye next week.

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Bruce v. Batman

Bruce needed a win to avoid any luck to get into the playoffs. He did not win, Batman pulled off an upset for the betterment of the league. How would the league respond? Bruce saw 16 from Zeke, 12 from Najee, 18 from Chark, and little to nothing from everyone else. Batman saw a lot of big time play from small time players. Hubbard had 17, Zay Jones had 18, Juju added 18, Van Jefferson had 11, DeVonta Smith with 15, and David Njoku matched 15. Batman wins 121 to 103.05. Mush needed 21 from Hollywood and came up short. Bruce gets into the playoffs by 15 points. Bruce is the 6-seed and faces CrossFit for an early exit interview in the playoffs.

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Mush’s Mongrels v. Trashman

Mush needed a win and points to get into the playoffs. Trashman needed a win. Trashman did not want it. Mush wanted it but would it be enough. Geno had 31, McKinnon had 29, Mike Will had 21, Deebo had 12, Diontae added 11, and Dawson Knox put up 12. Mush needed 21 points from Hollywood Brown to get into the playoffs, he got a monster 5 points from him. Trashman saw a monster week from T-Law but everyone else let him down. T-Law had 46, Richie James had 16, and Pacheco had 11. Trashman enters the Toilet Bowl with a bye. Mush wins 145.5 to 118.4.

Dr. Tilt Week 14 Picks.

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Dr. Tilt’s Week 14 Prescription


Vikings at Lions over 52.5

BANG!

Ravens +2.5 at Steelers

BANG!

Panthers +4 at Seahawks

BANG!

Week 14: 3-0

Season: 24-20

What a week. We did not have any major collapses so that is frustrating. Chalk going into the playoffs. Tomorrow, we get into the big time matchups. We have four games because some lucky dogs are on bye. Hopefully you made it into the playoffs in your other leagues. Until next time I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.

Let’s Go!

JonnyDIII

Pot Cakes Dynasty League Week 14 Preview

Good morning everyone, welcome to the Pot Cakes Dynasty League Week 14 Preview. This is the last shot for some teams to get into the playoffs. We have 7 teams fighting for the 6 seed. We have 5 teams jockeying for their bye week. Anything can happen. Dr. Tilt is above .500 and looking to stay that way. Then we wrap it all up with the final power rankings of the year. Let’s dive into our game of the week.

Game of the Week

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PeePaw v. Touchdown Guy

This is a matchup for the millions and millions of PCDL maniacs that subscribe to this blog. We have two heavy weight hitters and only the cream rises to the top. Unfortunately for these guys they may not be creamy enough. We have 3 teams in the mix here. These two and JD3. We will see at after the week who has the most cream in their cup. PeePaw v. TDG they do not need much introduction we will just dive into their head-to-head of their star-studded rosters. Herbert v. Allen, Cook v. Jacobs, Jeff Willy v. D-Train, Foreman v. Conner, Edwards v. Perine, Adams v. Evans, Jefferson v. Thielen, Lamb v. Gallup, Aiyuk v. Woods, and Schultz v. Kittle. TDG has the QB advantage, TDG has a slight RB advantage, but then the scales tip slightly to PeePaw across the board. TDG has the better football player in Kittle, but Schultz is the hot hand. I wouldn’t rely on either this weekend, Schultz won’t get the ball because the Boys will run all over Houston and Kittle has either the first or last pick in the NFL draft as his QB. PeePaw probably has more consistent RBs but TDG has RB1 in Jacobs and Henry who is due. The WR matchups are huge here and will swing the win. PeePaw has the young guns for the Vikings and Cowboys while TDG has the vets. We have a lot of overlap here and it will be interesting to see how things shake up. PeePaw is a 12 point favorite. PeePaw just needs it more, tough to see him lose this one. PeePaw also needs to beat JD3 by 4 points and the bye is his. In the event that TDG wins, he gets the 4 seed or if JD3 loses he can have the bye.

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Daddy Wombat v. JonnyDIII’s Joyful Demons

This one could get ugly. D.W. is going to have a difficulty fielding a roster this week. D.W. has Hurts, Pierce, Metcalf and Higbee. JD3 has Mahomes, Sanders, Etienne, Chase, Hopkins, Allen and Diggs. JD3 controls his own destiny here. If he wins he likely gets the bye. JD3 just needs to keep the score within 4 points of PeePaw’s score. JD3 gets the win, but is it enough?

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Bottom Bunk v. Teach

Bottom Bunk can be the hero of the league here with an upset. No one likes Teach, they want him to stay after class. B.B. needs to get out of bed this week and pull the sheets over Teach’s successful season. It is near impossible. B.B.’s lineup is criminal. B.B. has Jamaal Williams and George Pickens. We don’t really need to talk about the rest. B.B. needs Teach’s whole team to get injured. Teach just needs to win and it’s on a silver platter. Teach’s shiny apple is sitting there, he just has to hope it doesn’t mush once he bites in. Tua, Hill, and Waddle. Tua and Waddle are banged up, maybe a late scratch costs Teach. Mixon banged up too. Stevenson, Hockenson, Pollard and Higgins are all healthy. Teach has the numbers, has the players, has the motivation and has the grades to get it done. Teach by a milly and he gets the bye.

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Pistol v. CrossFit

Pistol is done. He’s best shot is somehow getting the bye in the toilet bowl, for that he needs a Trashman win because Pistol is not winning this week. Murray, A.J. Brown and Garrett Wilson are no match for CrossFit’s lineup. CrossFit has Dak, CMC, Barkley, Ekeler, Mostert, Amari Cooper, Lockett, St. Brown, Kelce, and Freiermuth. CrossFit needs a win and a Teach loss to get the bye. Instead CrossFit is just going to settle for the 3 seed.

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Bruce v. Batman

Bruce is in a good spot. Win to get in. He could still get in with a loss and Mush beating Trashman while keeping his point total within 57 points of Mush. Bruce has Joey B. Zeke, Najee, Godwin and D.J. Moore. Batman might set his lineup this week. He would have Huntley, Swift, MVS, Juju and Jakobi Meyers. It is not a pretty lineup, but if he can get touchdowns then he has a shot. Bruce will likely be a 10 point favorite. I think Bruce’s floor is enough to get it done and the 6-seed is his.

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Mush’s Mongrels v. Trashman

Mush is a longshot to get into the playoffs. Mush somehow has the matchup where the team’s whole roster is on bye. Mush has James Cook, Kenny Walker, Mike Will, Deebo, Palmer, Kirk, Hollywood Brown and Diontae Johnson. Mush having two WRs on the same team is not great, but Trashman might not even have a WR in the lineup. Trashman has T-Law or Danny Dimes, Pacheco, Chubb, Mark Andrews, Cam Akers and Richie James. Mush is going to be a 50-point favorite and Trashman is going to be projected under 100 points. This one is going to be ugly. Mush by a milly, but it’s just enough to get the toilet bowl bye.

Dr. Tilt Week 14 Picks.

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Dr. Tilt’s Week 14 Prescription

Vikings at Lions over 52.5

The line for this game opened at Vikings -2 and has flipped all the way to the Lions by 2.5. Not much has been said about the total though. There is a strong correlation to that line move and expecting the Lions to put up points. Expect a shootout in this NFC north game. With two terrible defenses, the two best sides of the ball are the offenses. Take the over in this indoor matchup.

Ravens +2.5 at Steelers

Yes Lamar went down last week, but that is all the more reason to bet that overreaction (wait to see if you can get a 3 out there). This line opened at Ravens -4.5 before Lamar was hurt and has subsequently moved 7 whole points. The Doc only makes the Ravens 2.5 points worse with Tyler Huntley at the helm, providing extreme value in this divisional matchup. Take the points in a divisional matchup. With a total currently sitting at 36.5, points will be at a premium in this one.

Panthers +4 at Seahawks

PJ Mayfield, Baker Walker, Cam Darnold, CSam Newton. Quarterback don’t mean nothing, Panthers by fo against a fading Seahawks team.

Last week: 2-1

Season: 21-20

And now for the final power rankings.

The power rankings are rankings of my final projections of the season. It has been quite the ride. We will see everyone next week as we gear up for the playoffs. Until next time I hope you and yours have a better tomorrow.

Let’s Go!

JonnyDIII

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